Everyone is overlooking the fact that DUmmies lie, all the time.
Odds are overwhelming the incident didn't happen.
If it actually did happen, the DUmbass was in a motorboat, in a hundred feet of water, was drunk, and mouthed off to the officer.
Or, it was a car, in Chicago, and the DUmmy got a ticket for running a stop sign.
Or, he was arrested for drunk and disorderly and the cops found a bag of weed and a bunch of oxy tablets in his pockets.
At any rate, the kayak deal is pure fiction.