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Wisconsin Man Pleads Guilty To Couch Sex
« on: June 28, 2013, 03:21:19 PM »
Wisconsin Man Pleads Guilty To Couch Sex
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/sex/couch-sex-guilty-plea-657302

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JUNE 24--A man who was caught last year having sex with a couch discarded on a Wisconsin street pleaded guilty this afternoon to a public lewdness charge.

During a hearing in Waukesha County Circuit Court, Gerard Streator, 47, copped to a misdemeanor charge stemming from September’s illicit curbside encounter.



What is Gerard Streator's DU name?   ::) :mental: :lmao:
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Re: Wisconsin Man Pleads Guilty To Couch Sex
« Reply #1 on: June 28, 2013, 03:23:09 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on June 28, 2013, 03:21:19 PM
What is Gerard Streator's DU name?   ::) :mental: :lmao:

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Re: Wisconsin Man Pleads Guilty To Couch Sex
« Reply #2 on: June 28, 2013, 04:18:08 PM »
Did he give the couch a name before they did the deed?
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Re: Wisconsin Man Pleads Guilty To Couch Sex
« Reply #3 on: June 28, 2013, 05:10:11 PM »
More cushion for the pushin'.

If he has a DU name the it must have been a male couch.

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Re: Wisconsin Man Pleads Guilty To Couch Sex
« Reply #4 on: June 28, 2013, 05:44:01 PM »
How dare we judge this man? Haven't we learned by now that no one can be judged for their sexual desires? Does he not deserve the right to marry that couch?

Bunch of haters.

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Re: Wisconsin Man Pleads Guilty To Couch Sex
« Reply #5 on: June 28, 2013, 09:25:17 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on June 28, 2013, 05:44:01 PM
How dare we judge this man? Haven't we learned by now that no one can be judged for their sexual desires? Does he not deserve the right to marry that couch?

Bunch of haters.

 :-)

Brings up an interesting point.

As the perp is already married, would he have to divorce his current wife before marrying the couch? Or would the recent SCOTUS decision render him fully authorized and able to be married to both couch and current wife?

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Re: Wisconsin Man Pleads Guilty To Couch Sex
« Reply #6 on: June 29, 2013, 02:29:40 AM »
But your honor, the couch was really asking for it.
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Re: Wisconsin Man Pleads Guilty To Couch Sex
« Reply #7 on: June 29, 2013, 02:55:31 AM »
After his arrest it was discovered he had crumbs and loose change stuck to his legs.
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Re: Wisconsin Man Pleads Guilty To Couch Sex
« Reply #8 on: June 29, 2013, 05:52:31 AM »
Quote from: RobJohnson on June 29, 2013, 02:55:31 AM
After his arrest it was discovered he had crumbs and loose change stuck to his legs.

Oh I see....he was a prostitute hired by the couch.....did they arrest the couch too?
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Re: Wisconsin Man Pleads Guilty To Couch Sex
« Reply #9 on: June 29, 2013, 06:33:31 AM »
Quote from: RobJohnson on June 28, 2013, 04:18:08 PM
Did he give the couch a name before they did the deed?

He did more than that. He wrote a song about her!

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Re: Wisconsin Man Pleads Guilty To Couch Sex
« Reply #10 on: June 29, 2013, 09:35:20 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on June 28, 2013, 09:25:17 PM
Brings up an interesting point.

As the perp is already married, would he have to divorce his current wife before marrying the couch? Or would the recent SCOTUS decision render him fully authorized and able to be married to both couch and current wife?

/vesta mode

Stop being a hater, of course he should be able to be married to both. You and your narrow minded view of marriage.
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Re: Wisconsin Man Pleads Guilty To Couch Sex
« Reply #11 on: June 29, 2013, 10:04:05 AM »
Quote from: Freeper on June 29, 2013, 09:35:20 AM
Stop being a hater, of course he should be able to be married to both. You and your narrow minded view of marriage.

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Re: Wisconsin Man Pleads Guilty To Couch Sex
« Reply #12 on: June 29, 2013, 01:43:41 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on June 29, 2013, 05:52:31 AM
Oh I see....he was a prostitute hired by the couch.....did they arrest the couch too?

The couch is being held as evidence and will be auctioned off at the next police auction. I hope the auctioneer knows that is not spilled milk.
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Re: Wisconsin Man Pleads Guilty To Couch Sex
« Reply #13 on: June 29, 2013, 02:49:34 PM »
Quote from: RobJohnson on June 29, 2013, 01:43:41 PM
The couch is being held as evidence and will be auctioned off at the next police auction. I hope the auctioneer knows that is not spilled milk.

The story indicates there may not have been a "happy ending."
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Re: Wisconsin Man Pleads Guilty To Couch Sex
« Reply #14 on: June 29, 2013, 03:35:41 PM »
Lends a whole new meaning to "Get off the couch".
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Re: Wisconsin Man Pleads Guilty To Couch Sex
« Reply #15 on: June 29, 2013, 04:44:42 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on June 29, 2013, 02:49:34 PM
The story indicates there may not have been a "happy ending."

The cops should of let him finish.
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Re: Wisconsin Man Pleads Guilty To Couch Sex
« Reply #16 on: June 29, 2013, 04:45:39 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on June 29, 2013, 03:35:41 PM
Lends a whole new meaning to "Get off the couch".

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Re: Wisconsin Man Pleads Guilty To Couch Sex
« Reply #17 on: June 30, 2013, 09:28:58 AM »
Sofa things aren't looking good for the idiot.
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Re: Wisconsin Man Pleads Guilty To Couch Sex
« Reply #18 on: June 30, 2013, 10:56:43 AM »
Quote from: CG6468 on June 30, 2013, 09:28:58 AM
Sofa things aren't looking good for the idiot.

Yeah, but the liberal justice system will cushion the blow.
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Re: Wisconsin Man Pleads Guilty To Couch Sex
« Reply #19 on: June 30, 2013, 02:00:14 PM »
He is the Sofa King.
as in, "He is Sofa King the couch right now."

If he pleads he won't get just a good deal, "But a deal that is Sofa King good he doesn't dare pass it up!"
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Re: Wisconsin Man Pleads Guilty To Couch Sex
« Reply #20 on: June 30, 2013, 02:03:59 PM »
Enquiring minds want to know, how do you get a sofa one in?
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Re: Wisconsin Man Pleads Guilty To Couch Sex
« Reply #21 on: June 30, 2013, 04:08:57 PM »
The judge might go soft on him.
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Re: Wisconsin Man Pleads Guilty To Couch Sex
« Reply #22 on: June 30, 2013, 04:26:50 PM »
Quote from: RobJohnson on June 30, 2013, 04:08:57 PM
The judge might go soft on him.

Then again, he could pad the sentence to the maximum.
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Re: Wisconsin Man Pleads Guilty To Couch Sex
« Reply #23 on: June 30, 2013, 04:39:20 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on June 30, 2013, 04:26:50 PM
Then again, he could pad the sentence to the maximum.

Nonsense. It's a couch. It doesn't have legs to stand on.
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Re: Wisconsin Man Pleads Guilty To Couch Sex
« Reply #24 on: June 30, 2013, 10:24:58 PM »
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