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Re: Wisconsin Man Pleads Guilty To Couch Sex
« Reply #25 on: June 30, 2013, 10:46:36 PM »
I guess Mary Palm and her five friends were pushed to the curb. :loser:
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Re: Wisconsin Man Pleads Guilty To Couch Sex
« Reply #26 on: July 01, 2013, 07:46:59 AM »
Quote from: dutch508 on June 30, 2013, 04:39:20 PM
Nonsense. It's a couch. It doesn't have legs to stand on.

Gotta give you that one, Dutch.  H5. :cheersmate:
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Re: Wisconsin Man Pleads Guilty To Couch Sex
« Reply #27 on: July 01, 2013, 07:54:14 AM »
Couch sex would be like a woman I once knew.....just laid there and did nothing to help.
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Re: Wisconsin Man Pleads Guilty To Couch Sex
« Reply #28 on: July 01, 2013, 01:43:50 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on July 01, 2013, 07:54:14 AM
Couch sex would be like a woman I once knew.....just laid there and did nothing to help.

Give it up you people, couch sex is responsible for most of us being alive then the back seat of a car.

Comes a time in ones life when they get too old for rug burn. And just how old were YOU when you got your last Hickey ???
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Re: Wisconsin Man Pleads Guilty To Couch Sex
« Reply #29 on: July 01, 2013, 02:18:20 PM »
Quote from: vesta111 on July 01, 2013, 01:43:50 PM
Give it up you people, couch sex is responsible for most of us being alive then the back seat of a car.

Comes a time in ones life when they get too old for rug burn. And just how old were YOU when you got your last Hickey ???

Uh....vesta?

You did read the article, didn't you?

The guy was ****ing the couch. No other human involved.
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Re: Wisconsin Man Pleads Guilty To Couch Sex
« Reply #30 on: July 01, 2013, 02:38:25 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on July 01, 2013, 02:18:20 PM
Uh....vesta?

You did read the article, didn't you?

The guy was ****ing the couch. No other human involved.

Sounds like Muslim sex.....no humans involved.
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Re: Wisconsin Man Pleads Guilty To Couch Sex
« Reply #31 on: July 02, 2013, 01:58:22 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on July 01, 2013, 07:54:14 AM
Couch sex would be like a woman I once knew.....just laid there and did nothing to help.

I had one of those once.

Longest 23 years of my life.

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