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Offline Splashdown

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Corn on the Cob:
« on: June 17, 2013, 05:51:55 PM »
Do you eat it side-to-side or up-and-down?

I'm a side-to-side.

Damn. Should have made this a poll.
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Re: Corn on the Cob:
« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2013, 05:56:06 PM »
It's not too late!

Up and down.
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Re: Corn on the Cob:
« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2013, 06:09:53 PM »
Side to side.  But do you start at the big end or the smaller end?
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Re: Corn on the Cob:
« Reply #3 on: June 17, 2013, 06:11:36 PM »
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Re: Corn on the Cob:
« Reply #4 on: June 17, 2013, 06:13:28 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on June 17, 2013, 06:09:53 PM
Side to side.  But do you start at the big end or the smaller end?
Smaller end.  It gives me something to hang on to so I can finish the rest of the cob.
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Re: Corn on the Cob:
« Reply #5 on: June 17, 2013, 06:23:12 PM »
Fork and a knife  -civilized  :wink:
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Re: Corn on the Cob:
« Reply #6 on: June 17, 2013, 07:13:30 PM »
Side to side, starting at the big end. 
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Re: Corn on the Cob:
« Reply #7 on: June 17, 2013, 07:19:29 PM »
I eat my corn on the cob in the moonshine.
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Re: Corn on the Cob:
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Re: Corn on the Cob:
« Reply #9 on: June 17, 2013, 07:44:00 PM »
See, with the drill, you don't have to be concerned about dropping it.  That's why I do up-down so I get at least one side to hang on to without getting butter all over my hands.
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Re: Corn on the Cob:
« Reply #10 on: June 17, 2013, 07:48:09 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on June 17, 2013, 07:44:00 PM
See, with the drill, you don't have to be concerned about dropping it.  That's why I do up-down so I get at least one side to hang on to without getting butter all over my hands.

or you could have a friend lick them
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Re: Corn on the Cob:
« Reply #11 on: June 17, 2013, 07:49:05 PM »


Or five
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Re: Corn on the Cob:
« Reply #12 on: June 18, 2013, 07:55:17 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on June 17, 2013, 07:19:29 PM
I eat my corn on the cob in the moonshine.
:lmao:

Side to side, like a typewriter, small end first.  I don't worry about getting butter on my hands. 

I don't care for it grilled, I prefer boiled/simmered. 
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Re: Corn on the Cob:
« Reply #13 on: June 18, 2013, 08:11:52 AM »
Quote from: here on June 17, 2013, 06:23:12 PM
Fork and a knife  -civilized  :wink:

^ what she said....cut it off with the knife, eat it with the fork.
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Re: Corn on the Cob:
« Reply #14 on: June 18, 2013, 09:20:12 AM »
Up and down.......................oh, corn you say? NM.
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Re: Corn on the Cob:
« Reply #15 on: June 18, 2013, 09:32:25 AM »
Quote from: Chris_ on June 17, 2013, 06:13:28 PM
Smaller end.  It gives me something to hang on to so I can finish the rest of the cob.

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Re: Corn on the Cob:
« Reply #16 on: June 18, 2013, 10:03:19 AM »
Soaked in butter with lots of salt and pepper.

Big end left hand, little end right hand, nibble 3 to 4 rows of kernels at a time right to left, rotate and repeat.
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Re: Corn on the Cob:
« Reply #17 on: June 18, 2013, 03:01:11 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on June 18, 2013, 10:03:19 AM
Soaked in butter with lots of salt and pepper.

Big end left hand, little end right hand, nibble 3 to 4 rows of kernels at a time right to left, rotate and repeat.

Johnny's got the technique down pat!!!!  :cheersmate:
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Re: Corn on the Cob:
« Reply #18 on: June 18, 2013, 03:08:42 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on June 18, 2013, 09:20:12 AM
Up and down.......................oh, corn you say? NM.

Heh....  I like the way you think.
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Re: Corn on the Cob:
« Reply #19 on: June 18, 2013, 04:46:10 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on June 18, 2013, 09:20:12 AM
Up and down.......................oh, corn you say? NM.

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Re: Corn on the Cob:
« Reply #20 on: June 19, 2013, 09:21:06 AM »
Quote from: here on June 18, 2013, 04:46:10 PM
Is that you Michael Douglas?


Well, he is an old man, but I've never seen him eating ice cream.
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Re: Corn on the Cob:
« Reply #21 on: June 19, 2013, 07:37:07 PM »
Side to side with lots of butter
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Re: Corn on the Cob:
« Reply #22 on: June 19, 2013, 10:28:55 PM »
both, if I find better kernels, I follow them, even if it's out of order.
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Re: Corn on the Cob:
« Reply #23 on: June 24, 2013, 07:19:10 PM »
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Re: Corn on the Cob:
« Reply #24 on: June 24, 2013, 07:59:15 PM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on June 19, 2013, 10:28:55 PM
both, if I find better kernels, I follow them, even if it's out of order.
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I do the same.   :cheersmate:  However, most of the time I cut it off the cob because I cook for people that don't like eating corn on the cob.
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