For those of you who don't know, kentuck's fictional spirit guide's name is BD. The initials stand for Brain Dead.
BD didn't get his name by accident.
Many people don't know that fictional spirit guides have to take an entrance exam. The exam uses standard type scoring from 0 to 100. Naturally 100 is a perfect score. Other than BD, the lowest anyone has ever scored on the exam is a 50, and the fictional spirit guide who scored that actually took the test while she was still partially under anesthesia from some sort of heart surgery.
BD scored a -97. Yes, that's a negative 97.
Ole BD is the type of guy that will stick his tongue into a hot, empty light socket. After it knocks him on his ass you can tell him to try it again, and he will. As many times as you tell him. For the record, it stops being funny around the 284th time that he's knocked on his ass.
With that said, BD filed a request to be removed as kentuck's fictional spirit guide. He said he wanted to fictionally spirit guide someone who is at least as smart as himself.