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Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
« on: June 09, 2013, 10:41:04 AM »
A mink coat or a new BMW?
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Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2013, 10:44:33 AM »
Other things immediately come to mind.....  :naughty:
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Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2013, 11:48:50 AM »
It is achieved through our minds
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Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2013, 12:19:36 PM »
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It is achieved through our minds
So you're in the BMW camp.

Gotcha. :wink:
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Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2013, 01:26:32 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on June 09, 2013, 12:19:36 PM
So you're in the BMW camp.

Gotcha. :wink:

If I wanted one, I'd likely already have one -I meant the car   :whistling:
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Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2013, 03:11:52 PM »
Quote from: CG6468 on June 09, 2013, 10:44:33 AM
Other things immediately come to mind.....  :naughty:

I'm also in the traditional methods camp. :naughty:
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Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2013, 03:19:02 PM »
How can you tell when she's had one ?
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Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2013, 03:59:46 PM »
This is one way...hand her a fine tobacco product.
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,87708.0.html
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Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
« Reply #8 on: June 09, 2013, 04:12:33 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on June 09, 2013, 03:19:02 PM
How can you tell when she's had one ?

Of course but female orgasm involves more than just genitalia and it isn't always the same with respect to the process but most women don't with just penetration-sorry guys, that's just a male fantasy. 

Physically post-orgasm, some women cry, others are just physically raw in the sense they can't be touched but we don't have a set reaction like men seem to...

Personally, you could guess if I'm orgasmic by my breasts
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Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
« Reply #9 on: June 09, 2013, 04:19:15 PM »
^Ah.
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Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
« Reply #10 on: June 09, 2013, 04:32:48 PM »
 Invite her to your Church.

Hint broadly that you are an illegitimate son of Donald Trump.

Get a friend to call you at all hours and tell her you have to leave on business, come home later with a piece of jewelry you picked up at sears.

Take her to the shooting range and insist she learn to defend herself but never say why.

Have a job that you worked at for at least 5 years and make her suspect you are in the witness Protection.

Get a few Gay friends to decorate your apartment from Goodwill with a Gypsy motif.

Buy a Irish wolfhound puppy and ask her to go with training classes for the dog.

Take her places she has never been before, deep sea fishing or to D.C. and leave her alone for an hour a day to do business--------.  Go get a cup of coffee at a shop and then go back to her.

Insist on sitting with the back to the wall in bars or restaurants.

Wear business suits most day but show up occasionally wearing biker leathers but claim you do not own a bike.

Woman are like CATS, the curiosity and no answers will drive them NUTS.


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Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
« Reply #11 on: June 09, 2013, 05:42:07 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on June 09, 2013, 03:11:52 PM
I'm also in the traditional methods camp. :naughty:

Yeah--ditto. :naughty: :whistling: O-)
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Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
« Reply #12 on: June 09, 2013, 09:06:32 PM »
Quote from: vesta111 on June 09, 2013, 04:32:48 PM
Invite her to your Church.

Hint broadly that you are an illegitimate son of Donald Trump.

Get a friend to call you at all hours and tell her you have to leave on business, come home later with a piece of jewelry you picked up at sears.

Take her to the shooting range and insist she learn to defend herself but never say why.

Have a job that you worked at for at least 5 years and make her suspect you are in the witness Protection.

Get a few Gay friends to decorate your apartment from Goodwill with a Gypsy motif.

Buy a Irish wolfhound puppy and ask her to go with training classes for the dog.

Take her places she has never been before, deep sea fishing or to D.C. and leave her alone for an hour a day to do business--------.  Go get a cup of coffee at a shop and then go back to her.

Insist on sitting with the back to the wall in bars or restaurants.

Wear business suits most day but show up occasionally wearing biker leathers but claim you do not own a bike.

Woman are like CATS, the curiosity and no answers will drive them NUTS.




Vesta, I did mention "It is achieved through our minds" but hell, you gave away trade secrets ;-)
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Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
« Reply #13 on: June 09, 2013, 10:17:00 PM »
Quote from: here on June 09, 2013, 04:12:33 PM
Of course but female orgasm involves more than just genitalia and it isn't always the same with respect to the process but most women don't with just penetration-sorry guys, that's just a male fantasy. 

Physically post-orgasm, some women cry, others are just physically raw in the sense they can't be touched but we don't have a set reaction like men seem to...

Personally, you could guess if I'm orgasmic by my breasts

I don't guess. I make it so.
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Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
« Reply #14 on: June 09, 2013, 10:25:19 PM »
Quote from: vesta111 on June 09, 2013, 04:32:48 PM
Get a few Gay friends to decorate your apartment from Goodwill with a Gypsy motif.

Ummm..... no. No gay gypsy decorators are allowed. The Dog House is not some fixer-upper place from HGTV.

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Buy a Irish wolfhound puppy and ask her to go with training classes for the dog.

Yeah, if a choke collar and leash are part of your sex play.

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Wear business suits most day but show up occasionally wearing biker leathers but claim you do not own a bike.

Gypsy decorating, Dom/sub training, assless chaps.

vesta, why are you recommending that men make women think they are homosexuals?
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Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
« Reply #15 on: June 10, 2013, 07:42:19 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on June 09, 2013, 10:25:19 PM
Ummm..... no. No gay gypsy decorators are allowed. The Dog House is not some fixer-upper place from HGTV.

Yeah, if a choke collar and leash are part of your sex play.

Gypsy decorating, Dom/sub training, assless chaps.

vesta, why are you recommending that men make women think they are homosexuals?

Never heard of the Fag Hags ????    The greatest challenge for them is to make a gay man into a straight man.     
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Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
« Reply #16 on: June 10, 2013, 07:52:52 AM »
Quote from: here on June 09, 2013, 04:12:33 PM
Of course but female orgasm involves more than just genitalia and it isn't always the same with respect to the process but most women don't with just penetration-sorry guys, that's just a male fantasy. 

Physically post-orgasm, some women cry, others are just physically raw in the sense they can't be touched but we don't have a set reaction like men seem to...

Personally, you could guess if I'm orgasmic by my breasts

Personally, if she cried post-orgasm, I would think I'd done something wrong. Not something right.

I also didn't expect that much personal info. Awesome.  :naughty:
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Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
« Reply #17 on: June 10, 2013, 08:07:16 AM »
Quote from: Revolution on June 10, 2013, 07:52:52 AM
Personally, if she cried post-orgasm, I would think I'd done something wrong. Not something right.

I also didn't expect that much personal info. Awesome.  :naughty:

According to my profile, I'm a 125 year old man; don't all old men have breasts?  WTH makes you think I'm female? 
 
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Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
« Reply #18 on: June 10, 2013, 08:12:34 AM »
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According to my profile, I'm a 125 year old man; don't all old men have breasts?  WTH makes you think I'm female? 
 
WTH makes you think I'm not black ?
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Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
« Reply #19 on: June 10, 2013, 08:22:57 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on June 10, 2013, 08:12:34 AM
WTH makes you think I'm not black ?
Hmm, cause you're a zombie and once checked-out, you lose your race, sex, and your appetite for anything but brains
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Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
« Reply #20 on: June 10, 2013, 08:24:38 AM »
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Hmm, cause you're a zombie and once checked-out, you lose your race, sex, and your appetite for anything but brains
Hmmm...nicely done. I think my work is done here.
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Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
« Reply #21 on: June 10, 2013, 08:28:09 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on June 10, 2013, 08:24:38 AM
Hmmm...nicely done. I think my work is done here.

Good, now go register to vote
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Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
« Reply #22 on: June 10, 2013, 08:28:43 AM »
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Good, now go register to vote
You mean again ?
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Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
« Reply #23 on: June 10, 2013, 08:30:49 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on June 10, 2013, 08:28:43 AM
You mean again ?

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Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
« Reply #24 on: June 10, 2013, 09:46:32 AM »
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