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Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
« Reply #25 on: June 10, 2013, 07:17:05 PM »
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It is achieved through our minds

One good skull-****ing comin' right up.


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Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
« Reply #26 on: June 10, 2013, 07:35:48 PM »
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Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
« Reply #27 on: June 10, 2013, 08:30:47 PM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on June 10, 2013, 07:17:05 PM
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Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
« Reply #28 on: June 10, 2013, 09:01:17 PM »
Quote from: FlaGator on June 10, 2013, 07:35:48 PM
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Like Kung-Fu the art of pleasuring a woman is based on the movements of various animals.


The Mink in the Closet.

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The Tiger in Bed.

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Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
« Reply #29 on: June 10, 2013, 09:02:01 PM »
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Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
« Reply #30 on: June 11, 2013, 07:18:53 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on June 09, 2013, 03:19:02 PM
How can you tell when she's had one ?

One? Why only one??   :naughty:
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Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
« Reply #31 on: June 11, 2013, 09:25:16 AM »
While she's wearing a mink coat (and nothing else)  in a BMW.
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Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
« Reply #32 on: June 11, 2013, 09:28:43 AM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on June 10, 2013, 09:01:17 PM
Like Kung-Fu the art of pleasuring a woman is based on the movements of various animals.


The Mink in the Closet.

The Jaguar in the Garage.

The Tiger in Bed.

and

The Jackass to Pay for it All.


this made me laugh!! thanks!
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Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
« Reply #33 on: June 11, 2013, 09:28:43 AM »
Quote from: Wineslob on June 11, 2013, 09:25:16 AM
While she's wearing a mink coat (and nothing else)  in a BMW.
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Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
« Reply #34 on: June 11, 2013, 09:31:19 AM »
Quote from: njpines on June 11, 2013, 07:18:53 AM
One? Why only one??   :naughty:

exactly...  they are kinda like M&M's.... one is just not enough...   :shucks:
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Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
« Reply #35 on: June 11, 2013, 10:40:59 AM »
When you go downtown
There's a chapel in the mound
With a bell to be rung
Do it
Do it
Speak in tongues
Yes
Hear it sung
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Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
« Reply #36 on: June 11, 2013, 10:42:31 AM »
Quote from: Undies on June 11, 2013, 10:40:59 AM
When you go downtown
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Yes
Hear it sung
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Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
« Reply #37 on: June 11, 2013, 10:47:12 AM »
Quote from: debk on June 11, 2013, 09:31:19 AM
exactly...  they are kinda like M&M's.... one is just not enough...   :shucks:
You know what they say about green M&M's right?   :wink:
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Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
« Reply #38 on: June 11, 2013, 12:55:03 PM »
Quote from: seahorse513 on June 11, 2013, 10:47:12 AM
You know what they say about green M&M's right?   :wink:

The mint ones are awesome . . . :drool: :naughty:
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Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
« Reply #39 on: June 11, 2013, 01:03:20 PM »
Quote from: seahorse513 on June 11, 2013, 10:47:12 AM
You know what they say about green M&M's right?   :wink:

why do you think my avatar is a green M&M?  :-)
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Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
« Reply #40 on: June 11, 2013, 01:24:02 PM »
Quote from: debk on June 11, 2013, 01:03:20 PM
why do you think my avatar is a green M&M?  :-)
Well if you had been sporting a red one, I would begin to worry!! :p
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Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
« Reply #41 on: June 11, 2013, 01:39:46 PM »
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Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
« Reply #42 on: June 11, 2013, 03:09:12 PM »
Betcha can't just have one...

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Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
« Reply #43 on: June 11, 2013, 03:27:45 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on June 11, 2013, 03:09:12 PM
Betcha can't just have one...



I've done that.
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Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
« Reply #44 on: June 11, 2013, 03:29:58 PM »
^Just 1 ?
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Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
« Reply #45 on: June 11, 2013, 03:36:52 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on June 11, 2013, 03:29:58 PM
^Just 1 ?

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Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
« Reply #46 on: June 11, 2013, 10:56:56 PM »
Quote from: here on June 10, 2013, 08:07:16 AM
According to my profile, I'm a 125 year old man; don't all old men have breasts?  WTH makes you think I'm female? 
 

I only figured a chick would give that kind of info. Didn't think a dude would know a chick cried after that kind of thing, because I figured a chick would hide something like that.

****, I stepped in it this time. Holy shit, dude...sorry.  :shucks:
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Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
« Reply #47 on: June 11, 2013, 10:59:13 PM »
Quote from: Revolution on June 11, 2013, 10:56:56 PM
****, I stepped in it this time. Holy shit, dude...sorry.  :shucks:
This would be so much easier if new members bothered to start an introduction thread instead of leaving the rest of us hanging.

It's not like we don't have a forum for that.
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Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
« Reply #48 on: June 11, 2013, 11:02:35 PM »
From now on, this member is a he/she/it to me personally.

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Of course but female orgasm involves more than just genitalia and it isn't always the same with respect to the process but most women don't with just penetration-sorry guys, that's just a male fantasy. 

Physically post-orgasm, some women cry, others are just physically raw in the sense they can't be touched but we don't have a set reaction like men seem to...

Personally, you could guess if I'm orgasmic by my breasts

All made me think it was a female. Am I alone on this?

OK "here," I want to know right now; are you made up of the X chromosome or the Y chromosome? Seriously. These kinds of mistakes shouldn't happen. :rotf:
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Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
« Reply #49 on: June 11, 2013, 11:04:41 PM »
I think we had a member from Ireland that wanted to be both. 

So confusing.
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