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DUmmy Taverner Planning His Funeral
« on: June 03, 2013, 10:48:05 PM »
DUmmy Kregel is perhaps feeling a premonition:
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What song do you want at your funeral? I want Dennis Wilson's "Farewell My Friend"

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4. Good Riddance
Could not agree more.
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Re: DUmmy Taverner Planning His Funeral
« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2013, 04:44:31 AM »
How 'bout "Ding Dong, The Bitch is Dead?' :whistling: O-)
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Re: DUmmy Taverner Planning His Funeral
« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2013, 04:58:39 AM »
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What song do you want at your funeral? I want Dennis Wilson's "Farewell My Friend"
You would think he would want a litany of jingles from alcoholic beverage commercials.
would have fit his life a bit more.
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Re: DUmmy Taverner Planning His Funeral
« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2013, 05:17:11 AM »
By now his liver has to be the size of a watermelon. I wonder if they will get the casket to close?
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Re: DUmmy Taverner Planning His Funeral
« Reply #4 on: June 04, 2013, 05:42:49 AM »
Quote from: RobJohnson on June 04, 2013, 05:17:11 AM
By now his liver has to be the size of a watermelon. I wonder if they will get the casket to close?

He may have to get a casket from "Teddy's Fat and Drunk".

If they can fit him, they can fit anyone.
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Re: DUmmy Taverner Planning His Funeral
« Reply #5 on: June 04, 2013, 07:16:04 AM »
I want Super Freak by Rick James.  :-)
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Re: DUmmy Taverner Planning His Funeral
« Reply #6 on: June 04, 2013, 07:21:23 AM »
I want This Old House as played by the Brian Setzer Orchestra. 
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Re: DUmmy Taverner Planning His Funeral
« Reply #7 on: June 04, 2013, 07:25:40 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on June 03, 2013, 10:48:05 PM
DUmmy Kregel is perhaps feeling a premonition:

This one practically writes itself!

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gO7uemm6Yo[/youtube]

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Re: DUmmy Taverner Planning His Funeral
« Reply #8 on: June 04, 2013, 07:51:25 AM »
Tavs should be "Sam Stone" (with a change of some of the syrics that don't apply to him).

"There's a hole in daddy's arm where all the money goes..."

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Re: DUmmy Taverner Planning His Funeral
« Reply #9 on: June 04, 2013, 08:36:05 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on June 04, 2013, 07:25:40 AM
This one practically writes itself!

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gO7uemm6Yo[/youtube]



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Re: DUmmy Taverner Planning His Funeral
« Reply #10 on: June 04, 2013, 09:18:06 AM »
Hey Tav, how about Red Hot Chili Peppers, "Under the Bridge" for your service?

I mean it deals with heroin addiction and all, so it's right up your alley.
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Re: DUmmy Taverner Planning His Funeral
« Reply #11 on: June 04, 2013, 09:50:36 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on June 04, 2013, 09:18:06 AM
Hey Tav, how about Red Hot Chili Peppers, "Under the Bridge" for your service?

I mean it deals with heroin addiction and all, so it's right up your alley.

Maybe Fat man in a bathtub singing the blues? Little Feat.
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Re: DUmmy Taverner Planning His Funeral
« Reply #12 on: June 04, 2013, 09:54:05 AM »
This is the song that should be played at each and every DUmbasses funeral:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMhwddNQSWQ[/youtube]
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Re: DUmmy Taverner Planning His Funeral
« Reply #13 on: June 04, 2013, 05:12:50 PM »
Terry Jacks, Seasons in the Sun.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iA6BqS9FlQ0
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Re: DUmmy Taverner Planning His Funeral
« Reply #14 on: June 04, 2013, 05:17:22 PM »
Quote from: Delmar on June 04, 2013, 05:12:50 PM
Terry Jacks, Seasons in the Sun.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iA6BqS9FlQ0

OH, GAWD!!!!

I HATE THAT FREAKING SONG!!!!

Big "hit" when I was in junior high school.  Just not with me.
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Re: DUmmy Taverner Planning His Funeral
« Reply #15 on: June 04, 2013, 05:21:41 PM »
Quote from: diesel driver on June 04, 2013, 05:17:22 PM
OH, GAWD!!!!

I HATE THAT FREAKING SONG!!!!

Big "hit" when I was in junior high school.  Just not with me.
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Re: DUmmy Taverner Planning His Funeral
« Reply #16 on: June 04, 2013, 05:32:08 PM »
I want the theme to "Speed Racer" in the original Japanese:

Speed Racer in Japanese

Translated lyrics (note: "5" is pronounced "Go" in Japanese -- they get a 2-fer):

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Mach 5!, 5!, 5!

The wind and the shaking hair pin curve 
are they terrifying things?, go!, go!, go! 
White body, Mach 5 
Indomitable spirit, the pride of his father 
If it starts running, it won't be stopped anymore 
Go!, till the triumph goal 
Mach 5!, 5! 
Mach 5!, 5! 
Mach 5!, 5!, 5!

Step on to the accelerator till the end of the earth 
It is a young life, go!, go!, go! 
Number 5, Mach 5 
Everyone please take a look at his stored energy 
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Mach 5!, 5! 
Mach 5!, 5! 
Mach 5!, 5!, 5!

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Re: DUmmy Taverner Planning His Funeral
« Reply #17 on: June 04, 2013, 05:46:09 PM »
The most fitting song for a DUmmy is one that everybody is annoyed by. DUmmies are like broken records spouting talking points they heard from official sources. we should honor this constant fact of their lives by playing songs that we all hate...like Achy Breaky Heart...something that will make their families cringe like they always did when their DUmmy walked in for Thanksgiving.
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Re: DUmmy Taverner Planning His Funeral
« Reply #18 on: June 04, 2013, 07:12:55 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on June 04, 2013, 09:18:06 AM
Hey Tav, how about Red Hot Chili Peppers, "Under the Bridge" for your service?

I mean it deals with heroin addiction and all, so it's right up your alley.
There you go again.

As DUmmy Taverner has pointed out before, when it comes to heroin people always want to focus on the negatives.
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Re: DUmmy Taverner Planning His Funeral
« Reply #19 on: June 04, 2013, 07:16:29 PM »
Personally, I feel bad for Tavvy . I got to know him during my moling duty. He is a troubled soul.
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Re: DUmmy Taverner Planning His Funeral
« Reply #20 on: June 04, 2013, 09:11:36 PM »
For mine I'd like these songs.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5L8-FTvSVxs[/youtube]

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0s-yE0e8RvI[/youtube]

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfjjQU4khuY[/youtube]

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Re: DUmmy Taverner Planning His Funeral
« Reply #21 on: June 05, 2013, 04:23:45 AM »
Hey, Tav--how 'bout this one?

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGmAmJFUvzM[/youtube]
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Re: DUmmy Taverner Planning His Funeral
« Reply #22 on: June 05, 2013, 05:19:20 AM »
Why does it matter what music is played at the Drunken DUchebag's funeral after he inevitably ODs and dies in a pool of his own bodily fluids? It's not like anybody would mourn him enough to come to his funeral.
Then again, some might have the position of the Christmas Future businessman from "A Christmas Carol": 'I might go, if lunch is provided.'
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Re: DUmmy Taverner Planning His Funeral
« Reply #23 on: June 05, 2013, 07:44:28 AM »
I like the idea of collecting the songs that my children and I sang as we drove down the road when they went from tots to adult.   

When I pass I want my children to connect to the past and their childhood with me and Music is a great way to do so.     This will be their memories of a fun time when I was young and had not lost to age the slowing down in energy and spirit.

Final song to be played will be--- Cats in the Cradle----
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Re: DUmmy Taverner Planning His Funeral
« Reply #24 on: June 05, 2013, 08:15:03 AM »
Amazing Grace of course.  O-)
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