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Re: DUmmy Taverner Planning His Funeral
« Reply #25 on: June 05, 2013, 08:21:45 AM »
Amazing Grace of course.  O-)

Gina, I think that the OP is to provide a funeral song for Tav, not you. :whistling:
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Re: DUmmy Taverner Planning His Funeral
« Reply #26 on: June 05, 2013, 08:29:14 AM »
Taverner, this one's for you:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFltXDMQsQQ[/youtube]

From the chorus:
Hang myself when I get enough rope

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Re: DUmmy Taverner Planning His Funeral
« Reply #27 on: June 05, 2013, 09:41:22 AM »
Gina, I think that the OP is to provide a funeral song for Tav, not you. :whistling:

I know but everyone could use a dose of Amazing Grace mentality.  :rant:






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Re: DUmmy Taverner Planning His Funeral
« Reply #28 on: June 05, 2013, 03:25:00 PM »
I hope Kregel's funeral planning is like Queequeg building his coffin, but I'm afraid his brain is too shriveled by heroin to be capable of prescience.

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Re: DUmmy Taverner Planning His Funeral
« Reply #29 on: June 05, 2013, 03:41:36 PM »
Surely something by Alice in Chains/Layne Staley would fit.  He died of an overdose, and nobody found him for 2 weeks because nobody could stand to be anywhere around him. 

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Re: DUmmy Taverner Planning His Funeral
« Reply #30 on: June 05, 2013, 05:17:20 PM »
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVUiZDa3oNI[/youtube]
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Re: DUmmy Taverner Planning His Funeral
« Reply #31 on: June 05, 2013, 06:34:33 PM »
Any of these hearses can haul my bones:

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Re: DUmmy Taverner Planning His Funeral
« Reply #32 on: June 05, 2013, 06:58:16 PM »
I like the idea of collecting the songs that my children and I sang as we drove down the road when they went from tots to adult.   

When I pass I want my children to connect to the past and their childhood with me and Music is a great way to do so.     This will be their memories of a fun time when I was young and had not lost to age the slowing down in energy and spirit.

Final song to be played will be--- Cats in the Cradle----

Mightn't that ruin those songs for them forever. Instead of connecting with those joyful times, they would connect with your passing.

Already "Cats in the Cradle" is ruined for me because I associate it with your passing.  And that hasn't even happened yet!

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Re: DUmmy Taverner Planning His Funeral
« Reply #33 on: June 05, 2013, 09:10:10 PM »
Mightn't that ruin those songs for them forever. Instead of connecting with those joyful times, they would connect with your passing.

Already "Cats in the Cradle" is ruined for me because I associate it with your passing.  And that hasn't even happened yet!

Just a thought.

Cats in the Cradle depresses me every time I hear it  :rant:

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Re: DUmmy Taverner Planning His Funeral
« Reply #34 on: June 06, 2013, 08:09:28 AM »
Cats in the Cradle depresses me every time I hear it  :rant:

Oh I adore that song, it reminds me how little time we have with our children and then they are gone to raise their own kids.   

Not at all depressing for me it's  just a reminder to PICK up the phone and call my kids where ever they are just to say I love them.

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Re: DUmmy Taverner Planning His Funeral
« Reply #35 on: June 06, 2013, 11:08:40 AM »
Mightn't that ruin those songs for them forever. Instead of connecting with those joyful times, they would connect with your passing.

Already "Cats in the Cradle" is ruined for me because I associate it with your passing.  And that hasn't even happened yet!
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