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Thirty year old virgin primitive is concerned about four hour erections
« on: May 18, 2013, 02:52:04 AM »
There isn't much to this campfire worthy of bringing over, since it consists of mostly the typical lounge trash replies.  What I'm wondering is why the locknuts primitive, a thirty year old virgin, is concerned about four hour erections?

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Star Member Locut0s (1,919 posts)   Fri May 17, 2013, 04:45 PM

Call a Dr if you have an erection lasting longer than 4 hours...
You hear this warning on every ED advertisement. The condition is called priapism and can be dangerous. The thing that gets me is that it suggests that erections lasting up to 3+ hours are nothing to worry about, maybe even expected. Hah.



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Re: Thirty year old virgin primitive is concerned about four hour erections
« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2013, 03:12:42 AM »
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Star Member Locut0s (1,919 posts)   Fri May 17, 2013, 04:45 PM

Call a Dr if you have an erection lasting longer than 4 hours...
You hear this warning on every ED advertisement. The condition is called priapism and can be dangerous. The thing that gets me is that it suggests that erections lasting up to 3+ hours are nothing to worry about, maybe even expected. Hah.

With your current track record with the opposite (or even same) sex, what does either matter.

For you, no matter how long an erection last, it's still "self-service".   :jerkit:
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Re: Thirty year old virgin primitive is concerned about four hour erections
« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2013, 05:27:46 AM »
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Re: Thirty year old virgin primitive is concerned about four hour erections
« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2013, 07:08:00 AM »
Quote from: diesel driver on May 18, 2013, 03:12:42 AM
With your current track record with the opposite (or even same) sex, what does either matter.

For you, no matter how long an erection last, it's still "self-service".   :jerkit:

I hope Obamacare covers carpal tunnel surgery for this young man.
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Re: Thirty year old virgin primitive is concerned about four hour erections
« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2013, 11:29:46 AM »
Quote from: RobJohnson on May 18, 2013, 07:08:00 AM
I hope Obamacare covers carpal tunnel surgery for this young man.

He's a dem the IRS will happily cover anything he wants.

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Re: Thirty year old virgin primitive is concerned about four hour erections
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2013, 12:15:35 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on May 18, 2013, 11:29:46 AM
He's a dem the IRS will happily cover anything he wants.



A 4 hour erection is interesting.    Will not a really cold shower help ???? 

Being a female it is difficult to relate to man hood and how it works.    When does it stop being fun and when does it become painfull ?

Taking these pills, can a male ejaculate after a time or just have to keep going until the woman Yells STOP. 

OLD lady wants to know.
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Re: Thirty year old virgin primitive is concerned about four hour erections
« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2013, 12:30:54 PM »
Quote from: vesta111 on May 18, 2013, 12:15:35 PM
A 4 hour erection is interesting.    Will not a really cold shower help ???? 

Being a female it is difficult to relate to man hood and how it works.    When does it stop being fun and when does it become painfull ?

Taking these pills, can a male ejaculate after a time or just have to keep going until the woman Yells STOP. 

OLD lady wants to know.

No clue...I am assuming it will just stay hard even if the "mood" has passed.
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Re: Thirty year old virgin primitive is concerned about four hour erections
« Reply #7 on: May 18, 2013, 01:52:44 PM »
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Star Member Locut0s (1,919 posts)   Fri May 17, 2013, 04:45 PM

Call a Dr if you have an erection lasting longer than 4 hours...

My doctor got tired of me calling her 5-6 nights a week.

"You're not taking any ED medications. Stop calling me at 2 AM!"
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Re: Thirty year old virgin primitive is concerned about four hour erections
« Reply #8 on: May 18, 2013, 02:52:54 PM »
Hell, DUmmies have had an erection for 4 1/2 years now and it ain't killed them yet.
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Re: Thirty year old virgin primitive is concerned about four hour erections
« Reply #9 on: May 18, 2013, 02:58:56 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on May 18, 2013, 02:52:54 PM
Hell, DUmmies have had an erection for 4 1/2 years now and it ain't killed them yet.

No, no, no, Johnny. POTUS is a BIG DICK. Not an ERECTION.  :thatsright:
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Re: Thirty year old virgin primitive is concerned about four hour erections
« Reply #10 on: May 18, 2013, 02:59:21 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on May 18, 2013, 02:52:54 PM
Hell, DUmmies have had an erection for 4 1/2 years now and it ain't killed them yet.

Some of them have had one for President Bush since 2001.
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Re: Thirty year old virgin primitive is concerned about four hour erections
« Reply #11 on: May 18, 2013, 05:35:06 PM »
I get worried if I don't last longer than four hours.
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Re: Thirty year old virgin primitive is concerned about four hour erections
« Reply #12 on: May 18, 2013, 05:38:55 PM »
Quote from: jukin on May 18, 2013, 05:35:06 PM
I get worried if I don't last longer than four hours.

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Re: Thirty year old virgin primitive is concerned about four hour erections
« Reply #13 on: May 18, 2013, 07:17:57 PM »
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Call a Dr if you have an erection lasting longer than 4 hours...
You hear this warning on every ED advertisement. The condition is called priapism and can be dangerous. The thing that gets me is that it suggests that erections lasting up to 3+ hours are nothing to worry about, maybe even expected. Hah.

Your only worry is an erection.


Period.
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Re: Thirty year old virgin primitive is concerned about four hour erections
« Reply #14 on: May 18, 2013, 08:55:45 PM »
Only a Democrat can rig an election, and not rig an erection.
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Re: Thirty year old virgin primitive is concerned about four hour erections
« Reply #15 on: May 18, 2013, 10:08:49 PM »
Well they do sell those battery operated things for guys too.
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Re: Thirty year old virgin primitive is concerned about four hour erections
« Reply #16 on: May 18, 2013, 11:10:45 PM »
Quote from: vesta111 on May 18, 2013, 12:15:35 PM
A 4 hour erection is interesting.    Will not a really cold shower help ???? 

Being a female it is difficult to relate to man hood and how it works.    When does it stop being fun and when does it become painfull ?

Taking these pills, can a male ejaculate after a time or just have to keep going until the woman Yells STOP. 

OLD lady wants to know.

In priapism the blood is usually stuck in the penis due to a circulatory issue, so traditional methods of getting rid of it won't work.  Treatment sometimes involves surgical drainage  :panic:
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Re: Thirty year old virgin primitive is concerned about four hour erections
« Reply #17 on: May 19, 2013, 05:12:26 AM »
Quote from: Celtic Rose on May 18, 2013, 11:10:45 PM
In priapism the blood is usually stuck in the penis due to a circulatory issue, so traditional methods of getting rid of it won't work.  Treatment sometimes involves surgical drainage  :panic:

25 years ago a doctor gave me a prescription for a drug and a long explanation of side effects. He stated that 50% of men had no problem with the drug but 25% of men taking the drug would be unable to have an erection and 25% would get an erection lasting longer than 4 hours that would require them to go to the ER. He gave me a 1-800 number to call if I got an erection that wouldn't go down. I wadded the number up and put in the trashcan.....I told him, "I already know which 25% I'm in.".... :lmao:......and I was right.... :lmao:
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Re: Thirty year old virgin primitive is concerned about four hour erections
« Reply #18 on: May 19, 2013, 06:51:29 AM »
Quote from: 98ZJUSMC on May 18, 2013, 07:17:57 PM
Your only worry is an erection.


Period.

Well, which is it?

Is the DUmmie having an erection, or a period?   :lmao:
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Re: Thirty year old virgin primitive is concerned about four hour erections
« Reply #19 on: May 19, 2013, 08:00:56 AM »
Rub some dirt on it and walk it off.
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Re: Thirty year old virgin primitive is concerned about four hour erections
« Reply #20 on: May 19, 2013, 08:26:48 AM »
I'm sure that one of his Democrat boyfriends at the DUmp would be glad to help him with his problem.
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Re: Thirty year old virgin primitive is concerned about four hour erections
« Reply #21 on: May 19, 2013, 04:43:56 PM »
Pretty funny statement from a guy who ejaculates if he sees a Sears catalog.
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Re: Thirty year old virgin primitive is concerned about four hour erections
« Reply #22 on: May 19, 2013, 04:45:54 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on May 19, 2013, 04:43:56 PM
Pretty funny statement from a guy who ejaculates if he sees a Sears catalog.

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Re: Thirty year old virgin primitive is concerned about four hour erections
« Reply #23 on: May 19, 2013, 06:55:19 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on May 19, 2013, 04:43:56 PM
Pretty funny statement from a guy who ejaculates if he sees a Sears catalog.

They still have those?
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Re: Thirty year old virgin primitive is concerned about four hour erections
« Reply #24 on: May 19, 2013, 06:58:12 PM »
Quote from: Conservative Libertarian on May 19, 2013, 06:55:19 PM
They still have those?

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