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Offline Conservative Libertarian

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Re: Thirty year old virgin primitive is concerned about four hour erections
« Reply #25 on: May 19, 2013, 07:01:35 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on May 19, 2013, 06:58:12 PM
sears.com. It's hard to wipe your butt with.

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You can print out a few pages. :rotf:
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Re: Thirty year old virgin primitive is concerned about four hour erections
« Reply #26 on: May 19, 2013, 07:05:28 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on May 18, 2013, 02:52:04 AM
There isn't much to this campfire worthy of bringing over, since it consists of mostly the typical lounge trash replies.  What I'm wondering is why the locknuts primitive, a thirty year old virgin, is concerned about four hour erections?
Four hours is nothing! Stevenumbers is going on nine years.
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Re: Thirty year old virgin primitive is concerned about four hour erections
« Reply #27 on: May 19, 2013, 08:21:06 PM »
Yeah but every man in America is gonna call all their friends and brag about it first!

Cindie
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Re: Thirty year old virgin primitive is concerned about four hour erections
« Reply #28 on: May 19, 2013, 10:23:28 PM »
Quote from: diesel driver on May 18, 2013, 03:12:42 AM
With your current track record with the opposite (or even same) sex, what does either matter.

For you, no matter how long an erection last, it's still "self-service".   :jerkit:

Someone better lock up the neighborhood pets, doncha think?

"Nother thought I had was the Jizz in My Pants tune from Lonely Planet.  Check it, after the obligatory commercial:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY
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Re: Thirty year old virgin primitive is concerned about four hour erections
« Reply #29 on: May 20, 2013, 05:45:06 AM »
Thirty year old virgin.....typical liberal, to lazy to take his own cherry. I guess he expects the government to do it.
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Re: Thirty year old virgin primitive is concerned about four hour erections
« Reply #30 on: May 20, 2013, 06:46:01 AM »
Quote from: delilahmused on May 19, 2013, 08:21:06 PM
Yeah but every man in America is gonna call all their friends and brag about it first!

Cindie

and take pics
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Re: Thirty year old virgin primitive is concerned about four hour erections
« Reply #31 on: May 20, 2013, 03:26:27 PM »
Quote from: Gina on May 20, 2013, 06:46:01 AM
and take pics

Some wishful thinking on your part?
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Re: Thirty year old virgin primitive is concerned about four hour erections
« Reply #32 on: May 20, 2013, 04:35:04 PM »
Quote from: Gina on May 20, 2013, 06:46:01 AM
and take pics
  Ask Tony Weener (sic) about that.
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Re: Thirty year old virgin primitive is concerned about four hour erections
« Reply #33 on: May 20, 2013, 05:50:55 PM »
I saw this thread when it first came up.
Thought it best to avoid it....until now.
I was right. Now my guts been hurting for over four hours from laughing.
Maybe I'll just rub some dirt on it, and walk it off.  :lmao:
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