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dainbramaged birthday-hurry up and expire
« on: May 09, 2013, 09:20:46 PM »
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Today is the day I could officially retire and collect SS
My Father and Brother both died before they could. Or wanted to.



Today is the day I am officially an old man.



Today is the day I never ever expected to reach.


Today I realize the two minute warning is fast approaching and I missed a lot of life's half-time show.


But I helped raise a beautiful brilliant daughter (who is on her way to Columbia for an accelerated masters' degree), saved a LOT of furbabies, and made a whole bunch of folks smile for one reason or the other. I also lost a whole lot of friends who I never expected to outlive and I miss them and the fact they aren't here to celebrate with me.


I made it.


And the Republicans can't take that away from me.


See ya later.

They died to get away from you.

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27. My Brother-in-law is 70

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still working, and not collecting either SS or Medicare. He doesn't make a lot of money, but just likes his job. If a person wants and can continue to work, why not? Should be up to the individual, not forced either way.

Stop trying to fit into the conservation when you're an idiot. It make you look DUmb.

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39. I did. I collected SS at 65 and continued working

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until I was 71. And then I was laid off. It was nice while it lasted. I had a paycheck and a SS check. And you do not have to pay taxes on SS.

Another one ready for the worms.

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13. Congratulations! You are a wonderful person who has made the world better by

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Being here, and I hope your remaining time before you go to a better place will be full of smiles and victories and loving moments!

And will be even better when he's gone.

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56. congratulations. i started collecting

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social security disability when i was 50 -- had to really fight for it. when i reached age 65 and 8 months (my full retirement age) it turned into regular social security at the same amount.

last year my husband passed and my SS went up about $700 because i'm getting survivor benefits.

Your husband is happier now.



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Re: dainbramaged birthday-hurry up and expire
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2013, 09:49:42 PM »
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Today is the day I could officially retire and collect SS
My Father and Brother both died before they could. Or wanted to.



Today is the day I am officially an old man.



Today is the day I never ever expected to reach.


Today I realize the two minute warning is fast approaching and I missed a lot of life's half-time show.


But I helped raise a beautiful brilliant daughter (who is on her way to Columbia for an accelerated masters' degree), saved a LOT of furbabies, and made a whole bunch of folks smile for one reason or the other. I also lost a whole lot of friends who I never expected to outlive and I miss them and the fact they aren't here to celebrate with me.


I made it.


And the Republicans can't take that away from me.


See ya later.

Yeah, thanks for the laughs!

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Re: dainbramaged birthday-hurry up and expire
« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2013, 01:07:44 AM »
Uh, since when did the brain-damaged primitive do this?

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.....made a whole bunch of folks smile for one reason or the other.....

Anybody know?
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Re: dainbramaged birthday-hurry up and expire
« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2013, 01:12:17 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on May 10, 2013, 01:07:44 AM
Uh, since when did the brain-damaged primitive do this?

Anybody know?
We laugh at him all the time.
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Re: dainbramaged birthday-hurry up and expire
« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2013, 02:20:59 AM »
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39. I did. I collected SS at 65 and continued working

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until I was 71. And then I was laid off. It was nice while it lasted. I had a paycheck and a SS check. And you do not have to pay taxes on SS.

DUmmies giving tax advice. :lmao:

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You will have to pay Federal taxes on your Social Security benefits if you file a Federal tax return as an individual and your total income is more than $25,000

http://ssa-custhelp.ssa.gov/app/answers/detail/a_id/493/~/paying-income-tax-on-social-security-benefits
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Re: dainbramaged birthday-hurry up and expire
« Reply #5 on: May 10, 2013, 06:24:38 AM »
Quote from: RobJohnson on May 10, 2013, 02:20:59 AM
DUmmies giving tax advice. :lmao:

http://ssa-custhelp.ssa.gov/app/answers/detail/a_id/493/~/paying-income-tax-on-social-security-benefits
Like all advice from the DUmp, .......bad.
For them, bad advice is better than none at all.  :lmao:
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Re: dainbramaged birthday-hurry up and expire
« Reply #6 on: May 10, 2013, 06:31:56 AM »
Quote from: Skul on May 10, 2013, 06:24:38 AM
Like all advice from the DUmp, .......bad.
For them, bad advice is better than none at all.  :lmao:

For them, bad is the best they have.

Bad advice
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Re: dainbramaged birthday-hurry up and expire
« Reply #7 on: May 10, 2013, 07:24:44 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on May 10, 2013, 01:07:44 AM
Uh, since when did the brain-damaged primitive do this?

Anybody know?

He's counting the men he "met" in park restrooms.
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Re: dainbramaged birthday-hurry up and expire
« Reply #8 on: May 10, 2013, 07:53:03 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on May 10, 2013, 07:24:44 AM
He's counting the men he "met" in park restrooms.

Dain has "met" many men, yet not one face to face!   :lmao:
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Murphy's 3rd Law:  "You can't make anything 'idiot DUmmie proof'.  The world will just create a better idiot DUmmie."

Liberals are like Slinkys.  Basically useless, but they do bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs...
 
Global warming supporters believe that a few hundred million tons of CO2 has more control over our climate than a million mile in diameter, unshielded thermo-nuclear fusion reactor at the middle of the solar system.

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Re: dainbramaged birthday-hurry up and expire
« Reply #9 on: May 10, 2013, 07:59:21 AM »
Quote from: diesel driver on May 10, 2013, 07:53:03 AM
Dain has "met" many men, yet not one face to face!   :lmao:

Head, yes; face, no.

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Re: dainbramaged birthday-hurry up and expire
« Reply #10 on: May 10, 2013, 08:06:11 AM »
Quote from: diesel driver on May 10, 2013, 07:53:03 AM
Dain has "met" many men, yet not one face to face!   :lmao:

Are you inferring that DB is so popular that he has friends up the ass?
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« Reply #11 on: May 10, 2013, 08:17:07 AM »
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Re: dainbramaged birthday-hurry up and expire
« Reply #12 on: May 10, 2013, 08:48:58 AM »
Quote from: Tucker on May 10, 2013, 08:06:11 AM
Are you inferring that DB is so popular that he has friends up the ass?

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