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Offline CG6468

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Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
« on: April 18, 2013, 10:47:54 AM »
Want your lips to touch any of theirs?

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Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2013, 12:05:54 PM »
Dummies........................always look the same................uptight.
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Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2013, 12:11:44 PM »
Quote from: CG6468 on April 18, 2013, 10:47:54 AM
Want your lips to touch any of theirs?



In related news, "Liquor sales up 15% after temperance revival".
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Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2013, 12:13:59 PM »
Damn. Obama, Joe Biden and Moochelle have a large family tree.
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Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2013, 04:55:01 PM »
Quote from: CG6468 on April 18, 2013, 10:47:54 AM
Want your lips to touch any of theirs?



The Irony is that without liquor no lips will touch theirs. I'm thinking some serious beer goggles are needed.
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Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2013, 02:30:58 PM »
I think I need a drink...
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Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
« Reply #6 on: April 19, 2013, 02:40:27 PM »
Quote from: Karin on April 19, 2013, 02:30:58 PM
I think I need a drink...

Pearito, my friend?   :cheersmate:
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Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
« Reply #7 on: April 22, 2013, 03:55:30 PM »
How about one of these adorable tequila shots?

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Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
« Reply #8 on: April 22, 2013, 06:57:28 PM »
That lot there looks like they're about to shit pink twinkies sideways (as my gramma used to say).
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Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
« Reply #9 on: April 22, 2013, 08:25:42 PM »
Quote from: Karin on April 22, 2013, 03:55:30 PM
How about one of these adorable tequila shots?



They look lovely, but I gave up tequila when I was 19. 
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Re: Re: Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
« Reply #10 on: April 22, 2013, 09:27:04 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on April 22, 2013, 08:25:42 PM
They look lovely, but I gave up tequila when I was 19. 

I gave up tequila at about the same age.  Except for an occasional Margarita or a swirl from Uncle Julio's when I'm in Dallas or Chicago.
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Re: Re: Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
« Reply #11 on: April 22, 2013, 09:30:58 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on April 22, 2013, 09:27:04 PM
I gave up tequila at about the same age.  Except for an occasional Margarita or a swirl from Uncle Julio's when I'm in Dallas or Chicago.

Every 3 or 4 years I try one.  The smell gets me right away.  Ugh.
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Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
« Reply #12 on: April 23, 2013, 07:06:08 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on April 22, 2013, 08:25:42 PM
They look lovely, but I gave up tequila when I was 19. 

Those would be good made with rum and sugar!
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Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
« Reply #13 on: April 23, 2013, 07:18:52 AM »
I don't drink. I'm single. But if that's my only alternative....It's Miller time!
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Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
« Reply #14 on: April 23, 2013, 08:10:42 AM »
I don't do tequila anymore either, but they looked so damned cute.  Labatt's blue light, and sauvignon blanc are my poisons. 
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Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
« Reply #15 on: April 23, 2013, 01:00:07 PM »
There is not enough liquor in the universe to kiss them
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Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
« Reply #16 on: April 23, 2013, 07:07:04 PM »
Quote from: Karin on April 23, 2013, 08:10:42 AM
I don't do tequila anymore either, but they looked so damned cute.  Labatt's blue light, and sauvignon blanc are my poisons.

DITTOS!  :cheersmate:
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Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
« Reply #17 on: April 24, 2013, 02:56:22 PM »
Those DO look really cute, Karin, but like you and Tots (and some others), I can't handle tequila anymore. Although VERY occasionally a margarita looks good.

It IS, however, almost gin and tonic weather!! And, of course, a good (or a couple good) Shiner Bocks!
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Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
« Reply #18 on: April 24, 2013, 03:08:16 PM »
bet they were something before electricity.  a couple of them look like casket models.
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Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
« Reply #19 on: April 24, 2013, 03:51:25 PM »
How about one of these?

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Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
« Reply #20 on: April 24, 2013, 09:26:36 PM »
Quote from: njpines on April 24, 2013, 02:56:22 PM
Those DO look really cute, Karin, but like you and Tots (and some others), I can't handle tequila anymore. Although VERY occasionally a margarita looks good.

It IS, however, almost gin and tonic weather!! And, of course, a good (or a couple good) Shiner Bocks!

Hey man, I had a gin and tonic tonight!  And, my first Shiner Bock Summer beer-  Ruby Redbird this weekend.  Duuuuuuuuuuude.... :-)
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Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
« Reply #21 on: April 25, 2013, 08:08:55 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on April 24, 2013, 09:26:36 PM
Hey man, I had a gin and tonic tonight!  And, my first Shiner Bock Summer beer-  Ruby Redbird this weekend.  Duuuuuuuuuuude.... :-)

Hi^5!!  Cheers to ya!  :cheersmate:
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Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
« Reply #22 on: April 25, 2013, 08:15:46 AM »
Quote from: Karin on April 24, 2013, 03:51:25 PM
How about one of these?



Looks yummy!
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Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
« Reply #23 on: April 25, 2013, 08:40:47 AM »
Quote from: njpines on April 25, 2013, 08:08:55 AM
Hi^5!!  Cheers to ya!  :cheersmate:

hi 5 to you too!   :cheersmate:
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Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
« Reply #24 on: April 25, 2013, 08:52:24 AM »
The irony of sitting here reading this thread while enjoying my post-work beers is delicious.

So is the beer.
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