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Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
« Reply #25 on: April 25, 2013, 09:30:05 AM »
The irony of sitting here reading this thread while enjoying my post-work beers is delicious.

So is the beer.

What kind of beer?
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Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
« Reply #26 on: April 25, 2013, 09:37:53 AM »
Looks yummy!

Good memories you bring to me Krakka

Sitting one cold and snowy night in a small Miners Bar in the UP of Michigan, in came an old Miner with a very long beard.

He looked like the grumpy sort and sat alone at the bar.   I noticed him as he looked like an extra in a movie about the old time West.  

My EX did not know him as a fellow Miner at the Mather B, one of the last under ground iron mines in that area.    

This brave man ordered a few drinks then ordered a shot glass of 151 rum.   He proceded to set the rum on fire and forgot to blow it out.

His beard caught fire and the shot glass tumbled along the bar with flames along it's path.  Soon he was on fire as was the bar.  There were only about 6 customers at the time and we all rushed to help.  

The bar itself was an antique from the 1800 and beautiful so more customers were interested in saving the bar then the man.

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Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
« Reply #27 on: April 25, 2013, 12:22:35 PM »
What kind of beer?

Started with my last Becks Sapphire then broke into some Staropramen.
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Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
« Reply #28 on: April 25, 2013, 12:30:06 PM »
Started with my last Becks Sapphire then broke into some Staropramen.

 :cheersmate:
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Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
« Reply #29 on: April 25, 2013, 04:34:33 PM »
I remember doing flaming shots of Southern Comfort sitting on a dock on a lake in the Pine Barrens when I was 16 (yeah, I know, I was a bad seed  :whistling:  :-) )

Wanna know what's even worse?  I was on a church retreat!  O-)
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Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
« Reply #30 on: April 25, 2013, 04:43:58 PM »
I remember doing flaming shots of Southern Comfort sitting on a dock on a lake in the Pine Barrens when I was 16 (yeah, I know, I was a bad seed  :whistling:  :-) )

Wanna know what's even worse?  I was on a church retreat!  O-)

Southern Comfort. My wife got drunk and then sick on that stuff. It was alternating laugh, sob, giggle, cry all damned night. To this day she can't stand to even smell the stuff.
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Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
« Reply #31 on: April 25, 2013, 04:47:15 PM »
Southern Comfort. My wife got drunk and then sick on that stuff. It was alternating laugh, sob, giggle, cry all damned night. To this day she can't stand to even smell the stuff.

I haven't had it since!
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Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
« Reply #32 on: April 25, 2013, 04:51:26 PM »
I haven't had it since!

First time I ever got drunk was with a buddy's dad's bottle of SOCO.  All we had to mix it with was OJ.  I haven't had any since either. 

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Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
« Reply #33 on: April 25, 2013, 04:51:37 PM »
 
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I haven't had it since!

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I used to take Southern Comfort + Coca Cola. These days I'd rather have a glass of Merlot.  :II:

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Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
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Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
« Reply #35 on: April 26, 2013, 04:10:54 PM »

:lmao:

I used to take Southern Comfort + Coca Cola. These days I'd rather have a glass of Merlot.  :II:

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Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
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Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
« Reply #38 on: April 30, 2013, 08:50:58 AM »
X-wife's relatives from England came over to visit, threw away their clothes and filled their suitcases with as many cartons of Marlboro/Winston cigarettes and Southern Comfort/Rebel Yell as they could legally take back with them.

Me, I would have gone with Crown Royal.
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Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
« Reply #39 on: April 30, 2013, 10:55:49 PM »
X-wife's relatives from England came over to visit, threw away their clothes and filled their suitcases with as many cartons of Marlboro/Winston cigarettes and Southern Comfort/Rebel Yell as they could legally take back with them.

Me, I would have gone with Crown Royal.


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Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
« Reply #40 on: April 30, 2013, 11:02:48 PM »
Southern Comfort is vile, nasty stuff.  I don't see how anyone can drink it.
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Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
« Reply #41 on: May 01, 2013, 09:44:35 AM »
Tastes like marachino cherry juice.  Kid stuff!  Yuck, sticky sweet.  Crown Royal is delicious.  I can't drink the brown liquors anymore, though.  I feel it the next day.