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Offline chitownchica

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Re: Drunken Pitt having a tantrum
« Reply #25 on: March 17, 2013, 06:26:48 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on March 17, 2013, 05:22:17 AM
In 15 or so years, how would you like to be his kid, and have to put up with two mommies?

Yep - two mommies is right.
DieselDriver beat me to it. His kid will probably grow up to be a conservative.  What a punch to Pitt's fat gut.  :yahoo:
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Re: Drunken Pitt having a tantrum
« Reply #26 on: March 17, 2013, 06:46:23 PM »
Quote from: Billiam Pitts on March 17, 2013, 04:03:25 PM
Wee Willy threatened Frank?

Good times, good times.....
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Re: Drunken Pitt having a tantrum
« Reply #27 on: March 17, 2013, 08:02:53 PM »
Hey Willie? The bar called. They want you to pay your tab. Today. Or you are barred. 
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Re: Drunken Pitt having a tantrum
« Reply #28 on: March 17, 2013, 08:10:18 PM »
I wish the bostonian drunkard would threaten me.
I'd make an effort to fly out there and spank his mommy, just to see if the shrinking lily would hold to it.
What a lily-button, tissy-friss, panty-waist, girl-scout wannabe.
The little **** stands in a pool of kerosine to keep ants from crawling up his legs to eat his candy ass.
Other than that, he's a nice gamma male.
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Re: Drunken Pitt having a tantrum
« Reply #29 on: March 18, 2013, 07:27:27 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on March 16, 2013, 01:16:07 PM
Maybe Mama Raven offered to pay for another round of detox.

Oh please!  He ain't interested in any detox. 

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Re: Drunken Pitt having a tantrum
« Reply #30 on: March 18, 2013, 07:56:04 AM »
Quote from: Karin on March 18, 2013, 07:27:27 AM
Oh please!  He ain't interested in any detox. 



He might not be, but Mama Raven is thinking of his spawn.
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Re: Drunken Pitt having a tantrum
« Reply #31 on: March 18, 2013, 08:06:28 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on March 18, 2013, 07:56:04 AM
He might not be, but Mama Raven is thinking of his spawn.

I'm still not convinced it's his baby. His drunk-ass sperm couldn't find an egg in a chicken coop.
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Re: Drunken Pitt having a tantrum
« Reply #32 on: March 18, 2013, 08:11:07 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on March 18, 2013, 08:06:28 AM
I'm still not convinced it's his baby. His drunk-ass sperm couldn't find an egg in a chicken coop.

While that may indeed be the case, if Raven thinks it's his kid . . . :whistling:
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Re: Drunken Pitt having a tantrum
« Reply #33 on: March 18, 2013, 08:15:49 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on March 18, 2013, 08:11:07 AM
While that may indeed be the case, if Raven thinks it's his kid . . . :whistling:

Good point. Pitt hopes the baby's white, it will be easier to pass it off as his.
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Re: Drunken Pitt having a tantrum
« Reply #34 on: March 18, 2013, 11:58:01 AM »
No one in their right mind will believe it's Pitt spawn until there's a paternity test.
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