DUmmie "MineralMan' finds canned Boston brown bread at a local supermarket

[LC EFA]

How are you supposed to eat it?  Every suggestion I've seen is to serve it on buttered toast.

My brother keeps Marmite in the refrigerator, but he's gluten and lactose intolerant, so I'm not taking his opinion on anything.

Yes , the most common way is to lightly smear some on well buttered toast. The key word here being lightly. Slightly less in quantity than the butter.

There are other uses and means - but that's the most common and least unsettling.

[GOBUCKS]

Vegemite is in large part yeast extract. Lesser parts from vegetable sources. Promite and Marmite are vegetable extracts and Bovril is a beef extract.

Vegemite is a by-product of the manufacturing process for soylent green.

[ColonelCarrots]

Excuse me but Marshmallow fluff is delicious. Especially with peanut butter.

[RobJohnson]

How are the people who have been buying it all along going to be able to find it now that it has been moved?

Exactly. Of course since DUmmies lie, and lie all the time, nothing was moved.

The dumb ass brags about going to the cheapest store in town for groceries, one that has it's customers bag their own groceries (CUB)  and then complains they don't have customer service.  

Is this all part of him being a privileged white man?????????? 

[diesel driver]

Vegemite is a by-product of the manufacturing process for soylent green.

Something else the DUmmies would be totally useless at.   

[BlueStateSaint]

I present to you canned bacon
http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/c399/?pfm=caffeine_featured_c399_2

and canned Unicorn meat.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/e5a7/

I also heard you can get a canned cheeseburger and a whole chicken.

The canned bacon is available from survivalist food dealers.  No biggie.  I've seen the canned cheeseburger (had to think about the spelling for that one a bit!), but never the whole chicken.

And the unicorns . . . This is what the body translates into.

[Karin]

Promite and Marmite

Don't those sound like building materials?

Col.Carrots, that's pretty funny, your hobby involving strange canned products.   

[Skul]

Cripes, I've got a jar of vegemite in my fridge right now.
Spread it paper thin on toast. Goes good with baked tomatoes, eggs and bacon.
My buddy in Toowoomba talked my daughter into slathering it on toast like peanut butter. That was good for a laugh.
If LC EFA tries to convince anyone that Drop Bears, don't exist, don't listen to him.

[vesta111]

Cripes, I've got a jar of vegemite in my fridge right now.
Spread it paper thin on toast. Goes good with baked tomatoes, eggs and bacon.
My buddy in Toowoomba talked my daughter into slathering it on toast like peanut butter. That was good for a laugh.
If LC EFA tries to convince anyone that Drop Bears, don't exist, don't listen to him.

Wonder bread, marshmellow fluff, peanut butter and bananas raised up allot of kids from 3 generations in Northern New England.   

Canned Boston brown bread with raisins spread with real butter and a bowl of B&M baked beans with pork was the best of the best for a cold nights supper up here.

The canned bread could be eaten cold, baked, steamed or toasted.  I have seen it used in bread pudding.

Delicious toasted over a camp fire with hotdogs and canned beans.   

   

     

[LC EFA]

Cripes, I've got a jar of vegemite in my fridge right now.
Spread it paper thin on toast. Goes good with baked tomatoes, eggs and bacon.
My buddy in Toowoomba talked my daughter into slathering it on toast like peanut butter. That was good for a laugh.
If LC EFA tries to convince anyone that Drop Bears, don't exist, don't listen to him.

Toowoomba ?

Gurk.

I spent three years in that miserable cold shit-hole of a town.

The only redeeming feature of the place is that there is an engineering firm there who produce some top notch rifle barrels.