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Re: DUmmie "MineralMan' finds canned Boston brown bread at a local supermarket
« Reply #25 on: March 12, 2013, 06:14:59 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on March 12, 2013, 05:20:21 PM
KMA, LC.  As long as you consider vegemite edible, you've got the weird crown locked up, nailed down, and permanently glued to your heads.

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Salted , Boiled beer vat scrapings ... What's not to like  :-)
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Re: DUmmie "MineralMan' finds canned Boston brown bread at a local supermarket
« Reply #26 on: March 12, 2013, 06:21:29 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on March 12, 2013, 05:20:21 PM
KMA, LC.  As long as you consider vegemite edible, you've got the weird crown locked up, nailed down, and permanently glued to your heads.

They have competition as long as the most popular dish in Hawaii is Spam, but vegemite is hard to beat.
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Re: DUmmie "MineralMan' finds canned Boston brown bread at a local supermarket
« Reply #27 on: March 12, 2013, 06:43:11 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on March 12, 2013, 06:21:29 PM
They have competition as long as the most popular dish in Hawaii is Spam, but vegemite is hard to beat.

Grilled spam and velveeta on canned bread with vegemite. Now that sounds like a meal fit for a king.  :fuelfire:
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Re: DUmmie "MineralMan' finds canned Boston brown bread at a local supermarket
« Reply #28 on: March 12, 2013, 06:43:32 PM »
Quote from: LC EFA on March 12, 2013, 06:43:11 PM
Grilled spam and velveeta on canned bread with vegemite. Now that sounds like a meal fit for a king.  :fuelfire:
Sounds like a good way to not shit for a week. :rofl:
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Re: DUmmie "MineralMan' finds canned Boston brown bread at a local supermarket
« Reply #29 on: March 12, 2013, 06:55:35 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on March 12, 2013, 06:43:32 PM
Sounds like a good way to not shit for a week. :rofl:
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Re: DUmmie "MineralMan' finds canned Boston brown bread at a local supermarket
« Reply #30 on: March 12, 2013, 06:55:57 PM »
Yankees are weird. In Texas we won't eat it if it won't serve on a stick or it can't be deep fried or bbq'd.

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Re: DUmmie "MineralMan' finds canned Boston brown bread at a local supermarket
« Reply #31 on: March 12, 2013, 07:03:54 PM »
Pillsbury has had "canned bread" for YEARS!   :lmao:

It's call "biscuits!"





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Re: DUmmie "MineralMan' finds canned Boston brown bread at a local supermarket
« Reply #32 on: March 12, 2013, 07:09:41 PM »
Quote from: diesel driver on March 12, 2013, 07:03:54 PM
Pillsbury has had "canned bread" for YEARS!   :lmao:

It's call "biscuits!"
They're not exactly stable.  Ever left one in your car in July?
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Re: DUmmie "MineralMan' finds canned Boston brown bread at a local supermarket
« Reply #33 on: March 12, 2013, 07:22:23 PM »
I present to you canned bacon
http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/c399/?pfm=caffeine_featured_c399_2

and canned Unicorn meat.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/e5a7/

I also heard you can get a canned cheeseburger and a whole chicken.
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Re: DUmmie "MineralMan' finds canned Boston brown bread at a local supermarket
« Reply #34 on: March 12, 2013, 07:39:01 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on March 12, 2013, 07:09:41 PM
They're not exactly stable.  Ever left one in your car in July?

You mean like the blond that thought she had been shot in the head when one exploded in the back seat?

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Re: DUmmie "MineralMan' finds canned Boston brown bread at a local supermarket
« Reply #35 on: March 12, 2013, 07:49:01 PM »
What's vegemite? Do you have to kill it? Do you cook it first, or eat it raw? Boil? Fry? Grill? Bake?

It sounds like something that comes out of a high school chemistry lab
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Re: DUmmie "MineralMan' finds canned Boston brown bread at a local supermarket
« Reply #36 on: March 12, 2013, 07:50:15 PM »
Quote from: marv on March 12, 2013, 07:49:01 PM
What's vegemite? Do you have to kill it? Do you cook it first, or eat it raw? Boil? Fry? Grill? Bake?

It sounds like something that comes out of a high school chemistry lab
Do you not know what vegemite is?

It's got to be a joke.  Some Aussie scraped some into a jar and said "Here, eat this" to his friend.
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Re: DUmmie "MineralMan' finds canned Boston brown bread at a local supermarket
« Reply #37 on: March 12, 2013, 07:51:20 PM »
Quote from: diesel driver on March 12, 2013, 07:39:01 PM
You mean like the blond that thought she had been shot in the head when one exploded in the back seat?
I've never actually done it, but damn if it doesn't sound like a good prank. :rotf:
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Re: DUmmie "MineralMan' finds canned Boston brown bread at a local supermarket
« Reply #38 on: March 12, 2013, 08:07:21 PM »
Quote from: marv on March 12, 2013, 07:49:01 PM
What's vegemite? Do you have to kill it? Do you cook it first, or eat it raw? Boil? Fry? Grill? Bake?

It sounds like something that comes out of a high school chemistry lab

Never saw it before, I had to look it up.  It's a by-product made from brewers yeast.  They spread it on bread, crackers etc.
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Re: DUmmie "MineralMan' finds canned Boston brown bread at a local supermarket
« Reply #39 on: March 12, 2013, 08:09:08 PM »
It's the crust they scrape out of the bottom of the barrel after brewing a batch of beer.  They insist it's yummy.  I beg to differ.

There's some other stuff called Marmite.  I'm not sure if it's a competitor or an entirely different product.
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Re: DUmmie "MineralMan' finds canned Boston brown bread at a local supermarket
« Reply #40 on: March 12, 2013, 08:12:41 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on March 12, 2013, 08:09:08 PM
It's the crust they scrape out of the bottom of the barrel after brewing a batch of beer.  They insist it's yummy.  I beg to differ.

There's some other stuff called Marmite.  I'm not sure if it's a competitor or an entirely different product.

And there's some other weird food they have, that's never going to see the light of day around this house.

Some sort of sandwich spread in a jar that's apparently melted marshmallows.  :puke:
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Re: DUmmie "MineralMan' finds canned Boston brown bread at a local supermarket
« Reply #41 on: March 12, 2013, 08:15:11 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on March 12, 2013, 08:12:41 PM
And there's some other weird food they have, that's never going to see the light of day around this house.

Some sort of sandwich spread in a jar that's apparently melted marshmallows.  :puke:
Yeah, that's no better.  Maybe they're edible if you put vegemite on one slice and marshmallow fluff on the other.  Doesn't sound very good, though.  I think I'll stick with LC EFA's spam and cheese sandwich.
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Re: DUmmie "MineralMan' finds canned Boston brown bread at a local supermarket
« Reply #42 on: March 12, 2013, 08:22:36 PM »
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What's vegemite?

No one truly knows.

Australians drink an enormous amount of beer, more than maybe any population on earth.

They're pickled in so much alcohol, they cannot remember anyone's name unless it's "Mate".

But the countless tons of vegemite consumed every year could not possibly be produced just as a by-product of brewing beer.

That may be part of it, but there has to be a huge amount of some other unidentified ingredient, like, maybe........people.


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Re: DUmmie "MineralMan' finds canned Boston brown bread at a local supermarket
« Reply #43 on: March 12, 2013, 08:24:12 PM »
Quote from: Dori on March 12, 2013, 08:07:21 PM
Never saw it before, I had to look it up.  It's a by-product made from brewers yeast.  They spread it on bread, crackers etc.

I tell unaware tourists to smear that stuff on a slice of toast just like they would peanut butter or Jelly.

I get the occasional one naive and trusting enough to do just that too.

Damn good laugh , there.

As for the "marshmallow" stuff.. that sounds just ghastly. I've never seen anyone eat it, and I don't recall seeing it in any stores. Must be something imported for poms or kiwis.


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Re: DUmmie "MineralMan' finds canned Boston brown bread at a local supermarket
« Reply #44 on: March 12, 2013, 08:24:29 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on March 12, 2013, 08:22:36 PM
Australians drink an enormous amount of beer, more than maybe any population on earth.

You say that like it's a bad thing.
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Re: DUmmie "MineralMan' finds canned Boston brown bread at a local supermarket
« Reply #45 on: March 12, 2013, 08:27:12 PM »
Quote from: LC EFA on March 12, 2013, 08:24:12 PM
I tell unaware tourists to smear that stuff on a slice of toast just like they would peanut butter or Jelly.

I get the occasional one naive and trusting enough to do just that too.

Damn good laugh , there.
How are you supposed to eat it?  Every suggestion I've seen is to serve it on buttered toast.

My brother keeps Marmite in the refrigerator, but he's gluten and lactose intolerant, so I'm not taking his opinion on anything.
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Re: DUmmie "MineralMan' finds canned Boston brown bread at a local supermarket
« Reply #46 on: March 12, 2013, 08:27:59 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on March 12, 2013, 08:22:36 PM
No one truly knows.
But the countless tons of vegemite consumed every year could not possibly be produced just as a by-product of brewing beer.

That may be part of it, but there has to be a huge amount of some other unidentified ingredient, like, maybe........people.

Wiki said vegetables.  
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Re: DUmmie "MineralMan' finds canned Boston brown bread at a local supermarket
« Reply #47 on: March 12, 2013, 08:29:54 PM »
Quote from: Dori on March 12, 2013, 08:27:59 PM
Wiki said vegetables.  
Vegetables and ass.
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Re: DUmmie "MineralMan' finds canned Boston brown bread at a local supermarket
« Reply #48 on: March 12, 2013, 08:35:05 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on March 12, 2013, 07:50:15 PM
Do you not know what vegemite is?

It's got to be a joke.  Some Aussie scraped some into a jar and said "Here, eat this" to his friend.

I'm led to believe that someone left their breakfast beer open on the kitchen table and came home from their gruelling job oppressing the natives out back at koala station, only to find that the daytime heat had largely evaporated the contents.

He rounded on his sheila to enquire about this laxity of duties and knocked the bottle over onto his plate of toast, covering it with evaporated beer residue.

The resulting product wasn't perfect - so some salt was added and presto. Vegemite was born.
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Re: DUmmie "MineralMan' finds canned Boston brown bread at a local supermarket
« Reply #49 on: March 12, 2013, 08:38:18 PM »
Quote from: Dori on March 12, 2013, 08:27:59 PM
Wiki said vegetables.  

I dunno about wiki there.

Vegemite is in large part yeast extract. Lesser parts from vegetable sources. Promite and Marmite are vegetable extracts and Bovril is a beef extract.
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