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Offline delilahmused

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Re: Taverner primitive teaches his sone
« Reply #25 on: March 04, 2013, 01:47:50 PM »

What's a "sone"?


Is that some politically correct feminist jargon for an overly effete young man who is being raised to hate guns, police, sports, and the military?  Is he required to keep his hair long to properly androginize himself?   :rofl:  I wouldn't be surprised!

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Re: Taverner primitive teaches his sone
« Reply #26 on: March 04, 2013, 02:06:20 PM »
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Taverner (52,390 posts)    Sat Mar 2, 2013, 07:25 PM

Since then, he talked to his friends and now THEY aren't using it as a slam anymore.



Way to go Drug Boy Tavs, your kid is now being made fun of.  Now his friends are probably not his friends anymore.
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Re: Taverner primitive teaches his sone
« Reply #27 on: March 04, 2013, 04:28:30 PM »
Just gonna thread jack for a minute to H5 you for Capt. Spaulding! House of 1000 Corpses is one of my favorite movies...gore & camp at the same time! My son got me a "Captain Spaulding's famous murder ride" t-shirt last Christmas.

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Re: Taverner primitive teaches his sone
« Reply #28 on: March 04, 2013, 08:15:14 PM »
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Taverner (52,390 posts)    Sat Mar 2, 2013, 07:25 PM

Since then, he talked to his friends and now THEY aren't using it as a slam anymore.
DUmmy Taverner's kid is gay.

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Re: Taverner primitive teaches his sone
« Reply #29 on: March 06, 2013, 09:26:26 AM »
1. "Sone"? And to think, the Drunken DUchebag regularly refers to Christians, conservatives, etc. as stupid.
2. Sounds like an especially poorly- made bouncy. When he's lecturing his son, in my mind I envisioned that sappy "Serious" music that they used in the show 'Full House' playing in the background. If anything remotely like that actually happened, it probably went more like this in real life:
Having done a couple lines of cocaine, Taverner hears his son saying "That's so gay!"
Taverner immediately charges at his son in a drug- induced rage and backhands him across the face. "What the F&&k did you just say, you little s%%t?"
Trying to hold back tears of fear and pain, the son explains that he didn't mean it to be homophobic, but is cut off by Taverner backhanding him a second time.
Taverner: "Shut the f%%k up! You don't talk like that! Don't you know only I can say bad words and slurs? You sound just like a f%%king right- wing fundy! Now get the f&&k out of my sight and tell your little s&&t friends that they better not talk like that, either! Oh, and if anybody asks where the bruises on your face came from, tell them a conservative fundy pushed you down the stairs!"
The son runs off crying, and Taverner returns to his blow, satisfied at what a good progressive parent he is.
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