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Taverner primitive teaches his sone
« on: March 02, 2013, 06:30:50 PM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018320714

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Taverner (52,390 posts)    Sat Mar 2, 2013, 07:25 PM

Teaching Moment: My sone said "those clothes are so GAY!"

So I took him aside, and asked him about it.

His first reaction was "I didn't mean it against gay people, but just saying it looked dumb!"
 
"'Gay' should not be a slur. Gay people are just the same as you and I.

Don't use that term - it hurts people.

What if I were to describe any person who passes as a 'dirty (son's name here)?"
 
Since then, he talked to his friends and now THEY aren't using it as a slam anymore.
 
Teach your children well....

Poor kid.  Can you imagine the shame and embarrassment about having to admit to the source of your genes?
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Re: Taverner primitive teaches his sone
« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2013, 06:37:49 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on March 02, 2013, 06:30:50 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018320714

Oh my.

Poor kid.  Can you imagine the shame and embarrassment about having to admit to the source of your genes?

That thread is so gay.
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Re: Taverner primitive teaches his sone
« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2013, 07:39:19 PM »
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Taverner (52,390 posts)    Sat Mar 2, 2013, 07:25 PM

Teaching Moment: My sone said "those clothes are so GAY!"

So I took him aside, and asked him about it.
 
"'Gay' should not be a slur. Gay people are just the same as you and I.

And this is why DUmmies should never be allowed around children.
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Re: Taverner primitive teaches his sone
« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2013, 07:39:35 PM »
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Taverner (52,390 posts)    Sat Mar 2, 2013, 07:25 PM

Teaching Moment: My sone said "those clothes are so GAY!"

So I took him aside, and asked him about it.

His first reaction was "I didn't mean it against gay people, but just saying it looked dumb!"
 
"'Gay' should not be a slur. Gay people are just the same as you and I.

Don't use that term - it hurts people.

What if I were to describe any person who passes as a 'dirty (son's name here)?"
 
Since then, he talked to his friends and now THEY aren't using it as a slam anymore.
 
Teach your children well....

Any time one of my friends mess something up we all yell at him, "You've Tavernered it up again!"

Any time one of my friends does something extremely stupid we ask, "Are you Tavernered in the head?"
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Re: Taverner primitive teaches his sone
« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2013, 07:45:26 PM »
Gay didn't always mean homosexual either.  So what if the kids want to use it in place of the old word dork.  I thought liberals were all about changing the meanings of words.
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Re: Taverner primitive teaches his sone
« Reply #5 on: March 02, 2013, 07:46:43 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on March 02, 2013, 06:30:50 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018320714

Oh my.

Poor kid.  Can you imagine the shame and embarrassment about having to admit to the source of your genes?

Probably the mailman's kid anyway.  Tavs has been checked out of the net so much of his life that he'd never figure it out.
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Re: Taverner primitive teaches his sone
« Reply #6 on: March 02, 2013, 07:57:35 PM »
Wow, that was a moving story.  Reminds me of the episode of the Andy Griffith Show where Opie kills the mama bird with his slingshot but ends up redeeming himself by raising up the orphaned baby birds.

Way to go, Taverner, you slapnut.
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Re: Taverner primitive teaches his sone
« Reply #7 on: March 02, 2013, 08:22:47 PM »
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Re: Taverner primitive teaches his sone
« Reply #8 on: March 02, 2013, 08:25:27 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on March 02, 2013, 07:46:43 PM
Probably the mailman's kid anyway.  Tavs has been checked out of the net so much of his life that he'd never figure it out.

Well, we can hope.

Seriously, it would be the pits, having the Taverner primitive's genes.
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Re: Taverner primitive teaches his sone
« Reply #9 on: March 02, 2013, 08:42:52 PM »
I wonder if DUmmy Taverner has taught the kid how to find a good vein.

 
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Re: Taverner primitive teaches his sone
« Reply #10 on: March 02, 2013, 08:54:21 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on March 02, 2013, 08:42:52 PM
I wonder if DUmmy Taverner has taught the kid how to find a good vein.

Oh, I'm sure he'll get around to it.
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Re: Taverner primitive teaches his sone
« Reply #11 on: March 02, 2013, 09:01:44 PM »
Hmmm. Not sure if this is a bouncy. Does Taverner even have visitation rights?
Only a fool would let a known drug user have access to kids.
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Re: Taverner primitive teaches his sone
« Reply #12 on: March 02, 2013, 09:07:25 PM »
Next time any of you have a bad day, just take a moment to think about that your situation could be much worse, Taverner could be your father. All of a sudden life doesn't seem so hard after all.

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Re: Taverner primitive teaches his sone
« Reply #13 on: March 02, 2013, 09:11:10 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on March 02, 2013, 09:07:25 PM
Next time any of you have a bad day, just take a moment to think about that your situation could be much worse, Taverner could be your father. All of a sudden life doesn't seem so hard after all.



I think I would just off myself if that was the case and be done with it.
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Re: Taverner primitive teaches his sone
« Reply #14 on: March 03, 2013, 07:43:00 AM »
Quote from: FlippyDoo on March 02, 2013, 07:39:35 PM
Any time one of my friends mess something up we all yell at him, "You've Tavernered it up again!"

Any time one of my friends does something extremely stupid we ask, "Are you Tavernered in the head?"

This sounds like a great idea.  I think that we should do this at CC.
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Re: Taverner primitive teaches his sone
« Reply #15 on: March 03, 2013, 07:50:56 AM »
 Gay people are just the same as you and I.....he must have adopted a gay boy for a son then.
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Re: Taverner primitive teaches his sone
« Reply #16 on: March 03, 2013, 08:05:48 AM »
Quote from: Dori on March 02, 2013, 07:45:26 PM
Gay didn't always mean homosexual either.  So what if the kids want to use it in place of the old word dork.  I thought liberals were all about changing the meanings of words.

Only in the middle of an argument that they are losing--which is just about any argument in which they participate.
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Re: Taverner primitive teaches his sone
« Reply #17 on: March 03, 2013, 09:59:58 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on March 03, 2013, 07:43:00 AM
This sounds like a great idea.  I think that we should do this at CC.
That's about as much of a tavernered up idea as I've ever heard.  :asssmack:
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Re: Taverner primitive teaches his sone
« Reply #18 on: March 03, 2013, 12:59:06 PM »
Quote from: Skul on March 03, 2013, 09:59:58 AM
That's about as much of a tavernered up idea as I've ever heard.  :asssmack:

Taverner you! :bird: :tongue:
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Re: Taverner primitive teaches his sone
« Reply #19 on: March 03, 2013, 01:18:32 PM »
"'beastialist should not be a slur. beastialist are just the same as you and I."
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Re: Taverner primitive teaches his sone
« Reply #20 on: March 03, 2013, 02:33:40 PM »
Not worth my time to find it, but, the OP is damn near a word for word reproduction of a PSA that has been on TV.
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Re: Taverner primitive teaches his sone
« Reply #21 on: March 03, 2013, 02:46:12 PM »
Quote from: Big Don on March 03, 2013, 02:33:40 PM
Not worth my time to find it, but, the OP is damn near a word for word reproduction of a PSA that has been on TV.

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Re: Taverner primitive teaches his sone
« Reply #22 on: March 03, 2013, 03:36:14 PM »


What's a "sone"?


Is that some politically correct feminist jargon for an overly effete young man who is being raised to hate guns, police, sports, and the military?  Is he required to keep his hair long to properly androginize himself?   :rofl:  I wouldn't be surprised!
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Re: Taverner primitive teaches his sone
« Reply #23 on: March 04, 2013, 12:20:15 PM »
Speaking of druggie parents with children, my husband went on a first responder call last night to the sorriest white trash family.  Kid has some health issue, they ask the mom how old he is.  "2" she says.  Grandmother comes barrelling out of the kitchen, drunk and high, arguing that's he's 3. 

When was he born?  "April something, 2009."  So DUmmie mom cranks up the noggin to do some heavy math.  Calculating in her head, she arrives at the fact that he is indeed 2. 

All the while sitting on the couch, smoking and texting on her obamaphone.  Stubbing out her cig in an ashtray decorated with marijuana leaves. 

Damn takers. 
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Re: Taverner primitive teaches his sone
« Reply #24 on: March 04, 2013, 12:42:15 PM »
Tavernturd and stinkDUde must be the bestest of buddies.
Remember this one from a few couple days ago
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Today's "Heartless, Insensitive Mother****ers Award" goes to . . . . .
 . . . . the Fountain-Fort Carson School District 8 in Colorado.

Faced with a transgendered child in their school, these paragons of child welfare ban her from the girl's room. I'm sure there's an unevolved segment of their constituency, often seen dragging their knuckles, that thinks this is all just hunky dory.
Tavernturds sone probably thinks that's gay, too. 
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