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Alien Slime Found at Somerset Nature Reserve after Meteor StrikeExperts are examining a mysterious slime in a Somerset nature reserve in the wake of a meteor strike thousands of miles away in Russia.Translucent goo which resembles "something living" was discovered pretty Ham Wall reserve by nature lovers. Theories abound about what the jelly is - from "crystallised brain fungus" to the decomposing remains of a dead frog.
International Business TimesThere's a picture at the link. Looks like petroleum jelly.
Extraterrestrial snozzberries, maybe.
You got off your ass, now get your wife off her back.
Alien semen
Have we accounted for Bill Clinton since the meteor fell?
"I did not have sexual relations with that meteor."