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Offline Chris_

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Alien Slime Found at Somerset Nature Reserve after Meteor Strike
« on: February 19, 2013, 12:31:36 PM »
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Alien Slime Found at Somerset Nature Reserve after Meteor Strike

Experts are examining a mysterious slime in a Somerset nature reserve in the wake of a meteor strike thousands of miles away in Russia.

Translucent goo which resembles "something living" was discovered  pretty Ham Wall reserve by nature lovers. Theories abound about what the jelly is - from "crystallised brain fungus" to the decomposing remains of a dead frog.
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There's a picture at the link.  Looks like petroleum jelly.
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Re: Alien Slime Found at Somerset Nature Reserve after Meteor Strike
« Reply #1 on: February 19, 2013, 12:35:18 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on February 19, 2013, 12:31:36 PM
International Business Times

There's a picture at the link.  Looks like petroleum jelly.


Alien skid marks?
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Re: Alien Slime Found at Somerset Nature Reserve after Meteor Strike
« Reply #2 on: February 19, 2013, 12:37:18 PM »
Extraterrestrial snozzberries, maybe.
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Re: Alien Slime Found at Somerset Nature Reserve after Meteor Strike
« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2013, 01:12:08 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on February 19, 2013, 12:31:36 PM
International Business Times

There's a picture at the link.  Looks like petroleum jelly.


I seem to recall a b-grade Sci-fi classic beginning something like this... :devious:


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Re: Alien Slime Found at Somerset Nature Reserve after Meteor Strike
« Reply #4 on: February 19, 2013, 02:26:06 PM »
Alien semen
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Re: Alien Slime Found at Somerset Nature Reserve after Meteor Strike
« Reply #5 on: February 19, 2013, 03:20:25 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on February 19, 2013, 12:37:18 PM
Extraterrestrial snozzberries, maybe.

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Re: Alien Slime Found at Somerset Nature Reserve after Meteor Strike
« Reply #6 on: February 19, 2013, 04:58:21 PM »
Quote from: ColonelCarrots on February 19, 2013, 02:26:06 PM
Alien semen

Have we accounted for Bill Clinton since the meteor fell? :fuelfire:
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Re: Alien Slime Found at Somerset Nature Reserve after Meteor Strike
« Reply #7 on: February 19, 2013, 05:06:05 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on February 19, 2013, 04:58:21 PM
Have we accounted for Bill Clinton since the meteor fell? :fuelfire:



"I did not have sexual relations with that meteor."



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Re: Alien Slime Found at Somerset Nature Reserve after Meteor Strike
« Reply #8 on: February 19, 2013, 05:16:10 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on February 19, 2013, 05:06:05 PM


"I did not have sexual relations with that meteor."





He didn't have sexual relations with the blue dress either, and yet his spunk was all over it, for some reason. :devious:
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Re: Alien Slime Found at Somerset Nature Reserve after Meteor Strike
« Reply #9 on: February 19, 2013, 07:25:42 PM »
"Alien Slime"

I thought this was about the king and the moose.
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Re: Alien Slime Found at Somerset Nature Reserve after Meteor Strike
« Reply #10 on: February 19, 2013, 07:37:40 PM »
Paula Deen's first mistake.
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Re: Alien Slime Found at Somerset Nature Reserve after Meteor Strike
« Reply #11 on: February 19, 2013, 07:38:04 PM »
Zool?
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