franksolich seeking an internet match-up with a primitive

[GOBUCKS]

Frank, for your primitive study, I vote for the gardening lady with the tatoo.  She doesn't look like the cuddly type

That's DUmmy mopinko.

Definitely not the cuddly type, she suffers from nearly every disease known to medical and veterinary science.

And what's up with this one?

• Live within an hour of here -- Even though long-distance relationships have its benefits (anticipation, great nookie, etc)

No great nookie if you live nearby?

It's really sad, though, that nearly every ad is placed by a lonely fat woman.

[vesta111]

I dunno; I'm rather fond of the twins in the last photograph.

Not two at once; I don't swing that way.  But one or the other.

Not one of those woman matched me Frank, I weigh 110 and we would have to get real friendly to see my Tattoos.

I have found that men want  a girlfriend that is slim and trim but marry the woman with allot of meat on their bones.

Must go back century's when woman with wide hips were the child birthing kind.  Skinny woman tended to die young leaving the father with a brood of youngsters to care for.

So what do you care if a female is a Lib or Conservative ???  You were blessed with a physical problem  few men get in that you have never gone nuts being nagged to death.   No dreaded MIL to yack on you for what you should do for her precious daughter.

Think about it all insults go unheard, no hard feelings.    You may be truly blessed that your ego can go on in life without nasty words known.   No self doubt and feelings of having to defend your self.

Beleve me Frank there are thousands of married men out out there that would change places with you in a heart beat. To be able to go on in life with not hearing the slings and barbs aimed at them from the world.

Just find  woman that can put up with you and you can put up with her, so she runs naked under the full moon
 and worships cats----as long as she is there for you , cares about you , why worry about about her  and her political  ideas.

We live just just once,  When the time comes comes  grab it, and find a free ride to the stramge and new world   

[ColonelCarrots]

Ava? She's most likely single.

[Big Dog]

franksolich, why don't you go straight to the source? Register at the DUmp under a new username, and post a message seeking Ms. DU for an online relationship.

It would be epic, like the Odyssey!

[franksolich]

franksolich, why don't you go straight to the source? Register at the DUmp under a new username, and post a message seeking Ms. DU for an online relationship.

It would be epic, like the Odyssey!

Yeah, sort of like what the O'Dorkio primitive used to do in the Lounge, until his wife made him cut it out.

That is a possibility, and a very sensible one, but on the other hand it would take a lot of work, and I really don't plan to put too much labor into this.

There's things I do that have high priority, and other things that have low priority; this is one of the latter.

I look at it the same way I look at golf.  As you know, golf is perhaps the most popular sport around here up on the roof of Nebraska, and even in the deep interior of the Sandhills.  But golf isn't anything that rocks my chair, rows my boat, pushes my buttons.

However, because I like being a part of human society, I indulge in it when I have to.  But because I can't participate in the chitchattery and social intercourse that takes place, and because I'm a lone wolf, I just go along, letting everybody serious about it play ahead of me, while I about two holes behind just aimlessly hit balls.

I experiment a lot, play around a lot, I try this thing and that thing, but I'm not serious about it.  I'm just burning up the clock until those with me who are serious about the game, get done at the eighteenth hole.

It has happened once in a while though, that I randomly by sheer chance and accident launch off a shot that would impress a professional.  It doesn't happen often, but it does happen.

I look at this enterprise in the same way; it's too much to expect anything, but on the other hand, once in a great while something does happen.

<<<am too old to take life seriously any more.

[vesta111]

Seems like you Frank have a serious hard on for a female that you admire.   Imagination can become a powerfull thing.

If after some time the female, -----a year or so,---- the female has no desire to share your bed and bath, time to figure you have a soul mate and not a life mate.      

[franksolich]

Seems like you Frank have a serious hard on for a female that you admire.   Imagination can become a powerfull thing.

If after some time the female, -----a year or so,---- the female has no desire to share your bed and bath, time to figure you have a soul mate and not a life mate.      

Uh, vesta, dear, I have no idea what your point is.

Could you elaborate, please?

[Bad Dog]

Uh, vesta, dear, I have no idea what your point is.

Could you elaborate, please?

Big mistake.

[BlueStateSaint]

Uh, vesta, dear, I have no idea what your point is.

Could you elaborate, please?

[GOBUCKS]

Uh, vesta, dear, I have no idea what your point is.

Could you elaborate, please?

God, coach, you have to quote her AND ask for more?

[RobJohnson]

Trying to date a liberal just to do a case study might really end up breaking a girls heart or blow her expectations of a true relationship. I don't think I could do that to anyone.

[franksolich]

Trying to date a liberal just to do a case study might really end up breaking a girls heart or blow her expectations of a true relationship. I don't think I could do that to anyone.

Well, that's why I'm queasy about it, but science must advance, go forward.

Being a nice, sensitive guy, I do have boundaries, and some of these lonely-hearts advertisements are true tear-jerkers.

So I'm contemplating a change in strategy here, one less likely to wound an innocent woman.

I'm thinking about placing a craigslist advertisement myself; no falsehoods in it other than that I prefer "progressive Democrat 0bamaite chicks" (or somesuch terminology); that would deter the innocent and attract the guilty.

[ColonelCarrots]

I'm thinking about placing a craigslist advertisement myself; no falsehoods in it other than that I prefer "progressive Democrat 0bamaite chicks" (or somesuch terminology); that would deter the innocent and attract the guilty.

Hit it and quit it?

[franksolich]

Hit it and quit it?

No, I wouldn't do that even to a primitive chick.

This is strictly for scientific purposes, to discern what makes a primitive different from thee and me.

[RobJohnson]

Well, that's why I'm queasy about it, but science must advance, go forward.

Being a nice, sensitive guy, I do have boundaries, and some of these lonely-hearts advertisements are true tear-jerkers.

So I'm contemplating a change in strategy here, one less likely to wound an innocent woman.

I'm thinking about placing a craigslist advertisement myself; no falsehoods in it other than that I prefer "progressive Democrat 0bamaite chicks" (or somesuch terminology); that would deter the innocent and attract the guilty.

Free dating web site. Click on Search at the top of the page, enter zip code, etc.  http://www.pof.com/

[delilahmused]

Trying Again - 35

Just like the headline says, I am looking for something real! I am in my middle 30's, I am as sweet as can be and have a heart of gold, but I am tired of all the head games, players, and the ones who think they can treat me any way they want. I want a nice, kind, sweet, caring, compassionate, loyal man who knows how to treat a lady, and are affectionate.

As you can tell I am not looking for a one night stand, or I would be posting in another section, I am also a curvy woman so if that turns you off I am not for you, I do agree physical attraction is important so when you reply please include a picture. I will return one with my reply.

I am not interested in married men or men who are currently with someone, it goes against everything I am.
I am looking for someone between the ages of 27-43.

Sounds like she's looking for a puppy.

Cindie

[RobJohnson]

Sounds like she's looking for a puppy.

Cindie

 

[franksolich]

I decided against doing this.

I read more advertisements on craigslist from other locations, and there seems a lot of lonely or twisted women out there.....but at least in the listings for Nebraska, South Dakota, and western Iowa, they don't seem to be primitive women.

Not a prospect among all of them.

There's the moral quandary too; I'd enjoy far too much of an advantage, doing it via the internet, and uneven contests aren't sporting.

<<<has reputation for good clean sportsmanship.

In real life, it would be more even, because the primitive woman would be able to see what I'm up to.

So I'm putting this idea on the shelf, and resuming looking around for a primitive in real life.

[RobJohnson]

I decided against doing this.

I read more advertisements on craigslist from other locations, and there seems a lot of lonely or twisted women out there.....but at least in the listings for Nebraska, South Dakota, and western Iowa, they don't seem to be primitive women.

Not a prospect among all of them.

There's the moral quandary too; I'd enjoy far too much of an advantage, doing it via the internet, and uneven contests aren't sporting.

<<<has reputation for good clean sportsmanship.

In real life, it would be more even, because the primitive woman would be able to see what I'm up to.

So I'm putting this idea on the shelf, and resuming looking around for a primitive in real life.

Sounds like a good idea.

There are a lot of ladies out there that have been in bad situations and even just an email from a nice guy like you could really get their hopes up. There also are a lot of women out there that are not political at all, they have no clue what is going on in the political world. They might vote, but that is about it. Even if they vote left, they are not wearing DU t shirts.

[BlueStateSaint]

Sounds like a good idea.

There are a lot of ladies out there that have been in bad situations and even just an email from a nice guy like you could really get their hopes up. There also are a lot of women out there that are not political at all, they have no clue what is going on in the political world. They might vote, but that is about it. Even if they vote left, they are not wearing DU t shirts.

I've got to agree with Rob here.  Hell, even something as basic as a smile to a woman who's in a bad situation could get their hopes up--and that's not including the primitive females.

[catsmtrods]

If I may chime in here as I have the unique job and location that puts me inside primitive's homes on a daily basis for the last 38 years. After all that interaction and being able to view the inside of their homes, something only available to other primitives I should think. I have had many conversations where I play the moderate and try to figure out why they think the way they do. One thing that stands out is when I put forth a good fact filled common sense opinion their eyes always glaze over and the subject changes! I truly believe they have a mental disorder and I find them mostly to be violent under the skin. Very many are just whacked out on drugs or something and totally detached in their little cocoon. 

[franksolich]

If I may chime in here as I have the unique job and location that puts me inside primitive's homes on a daily basis for the last 38 years. After all that interaction and being able to view the inside of their homes, something only available to other primitives I should think. I have had many conversations where I play the moderate and try to figure out why they think the way they do. One thing that stands out is when I put forth a good fact filled common sense opinion their eyes always glaze over and the subject changes! I truly believe they have a mental disorder and I find them mostly to be violent under the skin. Very many are just whacked out on drugs or something and totally detached in their little cocoon.

When I lived in Omaha, and for a while after I moved away, I was friends with an authentic bona fide primitive from Skins's island.  I haven't seen her around, in both real life or on Skins's island for ages now (this was ten and more years ago).  She was 32 years old at the time, and weighed ten pounds for each year of her life.  She was riding the social security disability gravy train because of "depression."

She always kept the shades down and the curtains closed; the only times she went out was to spend her welfare cash at Wal-Mart.  She was a packrat, and her house (which she'd inherited from her parents) was always a mess.  She had two cats, and if I could've, I would've swiped them, because they lived in abysmally filthy conditions.

She was on a jihad at the time, angry because Alphonse Capote Gore had tried to steal Florida, and failed.

As I said, it's been years now, but given her state of health as it was then, with all that waterlogged weight, it's reasonable to assume the odds are pretty fair she's no longer in this time and place.

That's been the only real primitive I've observed close-up.  The neighbor's wife's late aunt from Kansas City doesn't count, because although she was very much like the subway cat (which is why the neighbor used to pick her up, and then take her back, under the cover of darkness at night), she wasn't really literate enough to hang around Skins's island.

I've of course had ancient hippies camping here during the summer, but in my cursory contacts with them, I've never inquired if they hung around Skins's island.  This year, I think I will inquire.

[vesta111]

When I lived in Omaha, and for a while after I moved away, I was friends with an authentic bona fide primitive from Skins's island.  I haven't seen her around, in both real life or on Skins's island for ages now (this was ten and more years ago).  She was 32 years old at the time, and weighed ten pounds for each year of her life.  She was riding the social security disability gravy train because of "depression."

She always kept the shades down and the curtains closed; the only times she went out was to spend her welfare cash at Wal-Mart.  She was a packrat, and her house (which she'd inherited from her parents) was always a mess.  She had two cats, and if I could've, I would've swiped them, because they lived in abysmally filthy conditions.

She was on a jihad at the time, angry because Alphonse Capote Gore had tried to steal Florida, and failed.

As I said, it's been years now, but given her state of health as it was then, with all that waterlogged weight, it's reasonable to assume the odds are pretty fair she's no longer in this time and place.

That's been the only real primitive I've observed close-up.  The neighbor's wife's late aunt from Kansas City doesn't count, because although she was very much like the subway cat (which is why the neighbor used to pick her up, and then take her back, under the cover of darkness at night), she wasn't really literate enough to hang around Skins's island.

I've of course had ancient hippies camping here during the summer, but in my cursory contacts with them, I've never inquired if they hung around Skins's island.  This year, I think I will inquire.

Frank, how do you know these Hippies are not today's Conservatives ???  Hippies in the past did drop out and tune in from college but running about wearing a flea coller got tiresome and most of them went home to go back to school and became our Doctors and Lawyers----getting ready to retire .

We would have had NO hippies had the liberal teachers NOT put this crap into their teachings.

[Skul]

When I lived in Omaha, and for a while after I moved away, I was friends with an authentic bona fide primitive from Skins's island.  I haven't seen her around, in both real life or on Skins's island for ages now (this was ten and more years ago).  She was 32 years old at the time, and weighed ten pounds for each year of her life.  She was riding the social security disability gravy train because of "depression."

She always kept the shades down and the curtains closed; the only times she went out was to spend her welfare cash at Wal-Mart.  She was a packrat, and her house (which she'd inherited from her parents) was always a mess.  She had two cats, and if I could've, I would've swiped them, because they lived in abysmally filthy conditions.

She was on a jihad at the time, angry because Alphonse Capote Gore had tried to steal Florida, and failed.

As I said, it's been years now, but given her state of health as it was then, with all that waterlogged weight, it's reasonable to assume the odds are pretty fair she's no longer in this time and place.

That's been the only real primitive I've observed close-up.  The neighbor's wife's late aunt from Kansas City doesn't count, because although she was very much like the subway cat (which is why the neighbor used to pick her up, and then take her back, under the cover of darkness at night), she wasn't really literate enough to hang around Skins's island.

I've of course had ancient hippies camping here during the summer, but in my cursory contacts with them, I've never inquired if they hung around Skins's island.  This year, I think I will inquire.

Oh, you've met my wife?