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Offline Conservative Libertarian

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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #100 on: January 28, 2013, 08:54:27 PM »
Quote from: BEG on January 28, 2013, 08:45:36 PM
I feel a Teri possession coming on.

OK. You can continue endulging yourself in watching videos of homosexual men without any comments from me.
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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #101 on: January 28, 2013, 08:56:00 PM »
Quote from: ColonelCarrots on January 28, 2013, 08:39:05 PM
Wow this got gay really quick.

If you don't know what a turn on it is to see a man crawling while grinding the floor then I don't know how to help you. If you are a woman, you picture yourself underneath him while he is doing it.

For women, the majority of sex is in her mind, if you do what she is wanting you to do with out her telling you, you have hit a home run.
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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #102 on: January 28, 2013, 08:57:46 PM »
Quote from: Conservative Libertarian on January 28, 2013, 08:54:27 PM
OK. You can continue endulging yourself in watching videos of homosexual men without any comments from me.

I can't remember her vulgar words though besides "it's the joooooooos". The jooooooos are homosexuals.
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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #103 on: January 28, 2013, 09:00:27 PM »
Magic Mike the Reunion?

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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #104 on: January 28, 2013, 09:01:51 PM »
Quote from: BEG on January 28, 2013, 08:57:46 PM
I can't remember her vulgar words though besides "it's the joooooooos". The jooooooos are homosexuals.

That's just mean. Remember her picking on the poor defenseless jooooo
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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #105 on: January 28, 2013, 09:02:02 PM »
Quote from: BEG on January 28, 2013, 08:56:00 PM
If you don't know what a turn on it is to see a man crawling while grinding the floor then I don't know how to help you. If you are a woman, you picture yourself underneath him while he is doing it.

For women, the majority of sex is in her mind, if you do what she is wanting you to do with out her telling you, you have hit a home run.

1: James Brown music playing
2: Fireplace
3: Animal skin rug in front of the fireplace (Something deadly)
4: Colt 45 in wine glasses
5: Get funky

I know what the ladies like.
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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #106 on: January 28, 2013, 09:02:56 PM »
Quote from: BEG on January 28, 2013, 08:57:46 PM
I can't remember her vulgar words though besides "it's the joooooooos". The jooooooos are homosexuals.

Feck Feck Feck

Chink Chink

Stupid Stupid

FECK!
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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #107 on: January 28, 2013, 09:03:23 PM »
Quote from: Dacabeti on January 28, 2013, 09:00:27 PM
Magic Mike the Reunion?



Ok, I snorted.

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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #108 on: January 28, 2013, 09:03:56 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on January 28, 2013, 09:02:56 PM
Feck Feck Feck

Chink Chink

Stupid Stupid

FECK!

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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #109 on: January 28, 2013, 09:05:05 PM »
Quote from: ColonelCarrots on January 28, 2013, 09:02:02 PM
1: James Brown music playing
2: Fireplace
3: Animal skin rug in front of the fireplace (Something deadly)
4: Colt 45 in wine glasses
5: Get funky

I know what the ladies like.

Ummm, nope. Just put on the movie I just showed you. Fast forward to the good parts. Trust me, you will get lucky.
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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #110 on: January 28, 2013, 09:07:53 PM »
Quote from: BEG on January 28, 2013, 09:05:05 PM
Ummm, nope. Just put on the movie I just showed you. Fast forward to the good parts. Trust me, you will get lucky.

Hey! If James Brown and Colt 45 don't work than she obviously isn't classy enough.


Fun Fact: I created a superhero named Big Daddy and he was a 4'6 pimp in a purple pin stripe suit and that was how he tried to win the ladies with the 5 step plan. Though it rarely worked out for him.
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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #111 on: January 28, 2013, 09:11:17 PM »
Quote from: BEG on January 28, 2013, 09:05:05 PM
Ummm, nope. Just put on the movie I just showed you. Fast forward to the good parts. Trust me, you will get lucky.

I tried it and it didn't work. My wife is turned on by real men and not homos. :-)
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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #112 on: January 28, 2013, 09:11:55 PM »
Quote from: Conservative Libertarian on January 28, 2013, 09:11:17 PM
I tried it and it didn't work. My wife is turned on by real men and not homos. :-)

whats she doing with you?



This comment dropped my ^5 by 2 and raised my BS by 2? that's funny.
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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #113 on: January 28, 2013, 09:13:55 PM »
Quote from: Dacabeti on January 28, 2013, 09:11:55 PM
whats she doing with you?

I got her drunk on champaigne.
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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #114 on: January 28, 2013, 09:15:26 PM »
Watch in a couple of months one of those actors is coming out of the closet, and we're going to resurrect this thread and go nanana booboo. It shall be glorious.
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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #115 on: January 28, 2013, 09:15:52 PM »
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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #116 on: January 28, 2013, 09:16:25 PM »
Quote from: Conservative Libertarian on January 28, 2013, 09:13:55 PM
I got her drunk on champaigne.

^5 for the speedy comeback. Well played Rusted well payed.
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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #117 on: January 28, 2013, 09:19:32 PM »
Quote from: ColonelCarrots on January 28, 2013, 09:15:26 PM
Watch in a couple of months one of those actors is coming out of the closet, and we're going to resurrect this thread and go nanana booboo. It shall be glorious.

We don't care if they are gay, remember its what we are thinking when we see it.
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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #118 on: January 28, 2013, 09:20:57 PM »
I swear you men know nothing about how we work.
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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #119 on: January 28, 2013, 09:22:03 PM »
Quote from: BEG on January 28, 2013, 09:20:57 PM
I swear you men know nothing about how we work.

no shit....
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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #120 on: January 28, 2013, 09:24:13 PM »
Quote from: BEG on January 28, 2013, 09:19:32 PM
We don't care if they are gay, remember its what we are thinking when we see it.

You women are just too complicated. Once us guys have most of your buttons, switches, and levers figured out, your minds and hormones change and screw it all up. :tongue:
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« Reply #121 on: January 28, 2013, 09:24:32 PM »
Quote from: Dacabeti on January 28, 2013, 09:22:03 PM
no shit....

I think I should start a "Dear BEG" thread for you all you men to ask "What The Hell Does She Want Now?" questions.
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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #122 on: January 28, 2013, 09:25:20 PM »
Quote from: Dacabeti on January 28, 2013, 09:22:03 PM
no shit....

H^5 for pointing out the obvious. :rotf:
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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #123 on: January 28, 2013, 09:27:12 PM »
Quote from: BEG on January 28, 2013, 09:24:32 PM
I think I should start a "Dear BEG" thread for you all you men to ask "What The Hell Does She Want Now?" questions.

I'm an Engineer I need Diagrams and schematics and pictures with arrows.
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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #124 on: January 28, 2013, 09:29:22 PM »
Quote from: Dacabeti on January 28, 2013, 09:27:12 PM
I'm an Engineer I need Diagrams and schematics and pictures with arrows.

I'm also an engineer. I also need a full acceptance and end-of-life specification.
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