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Offline BEG

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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #125 on: January 28, 2013, 09:31:19 PM »
Do you both also have a dry sense of humor?
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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #126 on: January 28, 2013, 09:32:44 PM »
Quote from: BEG on January 28, 2013, 09:31:19 PM
Do you both also have a dry sense of humor?

maybe just a little.


I used to have a Tech Manual in .DOC that was a intercourse manual written by an Engineer. When I read it I was almost crying.
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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #127 on: January 28, 2013, 09:39:45 PM »
Quote from: Dacabeti on January 28, 2013, 09:32:44 PM
maybe just a little.


I used to have a Tech Manual in .DOC that was a intercourse manual written by an Engineer. When I read it I was almost crying.

I want to read that.  :-)
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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #128 on: January 28, 2013, 09:43:51 PM »
Quote from: BEG on January 28, 2013, 09:39:45 PM
I want to read that.  :-)

I will see if I can find it.
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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #129 on: January 28, 2013, 09:47:45 PM »
Quote from: Dacabeti on January 28, 2013, 09:43:51 PM
I will see if I can find it.

I want a copy too.
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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #130 on: January 28, 2013, 09:50:02 PM »
Quote from: BEG on January 28, 2013, 09:31:19 PM
Do you both also have a dry sense of humor?

Not always. You have seen my sense of humor in action on the Teri meltdown thread.
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« Reply #131 on: January 28, 2013, 09:50:22 PM »
Send a copy to the National Archives.

They'll want proof an engineer has had sex.
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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #132 on: January 28, 2013, 09:52:16 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on January 28, 2013, 09:50:22 PM
Send a copy to the National Archives.

They'll want proof an engineer has had sex.

I have a son that looks alot like me except he's got his mother's dark Persian eyes. We only did it once.
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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #133 on: January 28, 2013, 09:52:32 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on January 28, 2013, 09:50:22 PM
Send a copy to the National Archives.

They'll want proof an engineer has had sex.

Nice.

I have not found it yet, but I did find this for your listening entertainment.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAsrhd6ujEw[/youtube]
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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #134 on: January 28, 2013, 09:57:35 PM »
Quote from: Dacabeti on January 28, 2013, 09:52:32 PM
Nice.

I have not found it yet, but I did find this for your listening entertainment.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAsrhd6ujEw[/youtube]

You killed the thread.
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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #135 on: January 29, 2013, 12:01:08 AM »
Quote from: ColonelCarrots on January 28, 2013, 09:02:02 PM
1: James Brown music playing
2: Fireplace
3: Animal skin rug in front of the fireplace (Something deadly)
4: Colt 45 in wine glasses
5: Get funky

I know what the ladies like.


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you need some serious coaching, darling.


Quote from: Dacabeti on January 28, 2013, 09:22:03 PM
no shit....

 :rofl:

you sound like my other half and my son.

Quote from: BEG on January 28, 2013, 09:39:45 PM
I want to read that.  :-)

me too!!   O-)

Quote from: Chris_ on January 28, 2013, 09:50:22 PM
Send a copy to the National Archives.

They'll want proof an engineer has had sex.

I been living with an engineer for the last 19 years.

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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #136 on: January 29, 2013, 12:08:52 AM »
Quote from: ColonelCarrots on January 28, 2013, 09:02:02 PM
1: James Brown music playing
2: Fireplace
3: Animal skin rug in front of the fireplace (Something deadly)
4: Colt 45 in wine glasses
5: Get funky

I know what the ladies like.

Oh come on, that's Austin Powers awesome!!
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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #137 on: January 29, 2013, 06:17:00 AM »
Quote from: debk on January 29, 2013, 12:01:08 AM

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you need some serious coaching, darling.


Fine I'll put on some Isaac Hayes.
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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #138 on: January 29, 2013, 06:21:38 AM »
Quote from: ColonelCarrots on January 29, 2013, 06:17:00 AM
Fine I'll put on some Isaac Hayes.

If that don't work, break out the Barry White music.
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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #139 on: January 29, 2013, 08:00:29 AM »
Quote from: BEG on January 28, 2013, 09:19:32 PM
We don't care if they are gay, remember its what we are thinking when we see it.

I would care if I knew any of them were gay.  It would be a complete turnoff.
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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #140 on: January 29, 2013, 08:44:23 AM »
Quote from: ColonelCarrots on January 29, 2013, 06:17:00 AM
Fine I'll put on some Isaac Hayes.


Doesn't have to be Isaac...though he's definitely an improvement over James Brown.

Get rid of the Colt45!! ewwwww.

Maybe some wine or champagne. Personally a little Bailey's over ice or some warmed B & B is better as I'm not a wine drinker.

Some chocolate dipped strawberries or strawberries with a bowl of whipped cream....
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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #141 on: January 29, 2013, 08:47:41 AM »
wait! So foreplay isnt me taking off my socks?
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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #142 on: January 29, 2013, 08:49:05 AM »
Quote from: Dacabeti on January 29, 2013, 08:47:41 AM
wait! So foreplay isnt me taking off my socks?


your socks should already be off!!!

semi nekkid with your socks still on is just wrong!  :thatsright:
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Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #143 on: January 29, 2013, 09:01:03 AM »
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« Reply #144 on: January 29, 2013, 12:02:39 PM »
So you're saying no funk music at all? That's no fun.

Colt 45 can't be wrong if Billy Dee Williams endorses it. Fine though you win.

Apparently I don't know what the ladies like. Sad face.
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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #145 on: January 29, 2013, 12:07:14 PM »
Quote from: ColonelCarrots on January 29, 2013, 12:02:39 PM
So you're saying no funk music at all? That's no fun.

Colt 45 can't be wrong if Billy Dee Williams endorses it. Fine though you win.

Apparently I don't know what the ladies like. Sad face.

SAD FACE!!!!!

Funk music is cool, Colt 45 not so much. 
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« Reply #146 on: January 29, 2013, 12:55:25 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on January 29, 2013, 12:07:14 PM
SAD FACE!!!!!

Funk music is cool, Colt 45 not so much. 

How about Boone's farm or MD20/20?
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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #147 on: January 29, 2013, 12:56:29 PM »
Quote from: Dacabeti on January 29, 2013, 12:55:25 PM
How about Boone's farm or MD20/20?

Ew.

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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #148 on: January 29, 2013, 02:10:05 PM »
I looked trough a bunch of old cd's and on a few older HDD's but I can not find the Technical Manual for sex. I even went to some old email accounts (ones I could remember the pass to) but not joy. I know i'll find it as soon as I stop looking for it. I'll post it then. Sorry
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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #149 on: January 29, 2013, 02:12:40 PM »
Quote from: Dacabeti on January 29, 2013, 12:55:25 PM
How about Boone's farm or MD20/20?

 :hammer:

good thing you already have a lady!!
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A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.
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