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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #50 on: January 27, 2013, 07:31:43 PM »
Quote from: BEG on January 27, 2013, 01:02:09 PM
Why do you men always try to say that the men we think are hot are the ghey?   :panic:

Uh...cause they are?
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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #51 on: January 27, 2013, 07:37:38 PM »
Quote from: BEG on January 27, 2013, 01:02:09 PM
Why do you men always try to say that the men we think are hot are the ghey?   :panic:

I just do it to antagonize my old lady. 
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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #52 on: January 27, 2013, 08:16:10 PM »
Quote from: Maxiest on January 27, 2013, 07:37:38 PM
I just do it to antagonize my old lady. 

Calling her your old lady probably would do it more.  :p
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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #53 on: January 27, 2013, 08:23:29 PM »
Quote from: BEG on January 27, 2013, 08:16:10 PM
Calling her your old lady probably would do it more.  :p

It's a southern thing.  I think it's ole lady.
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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #54 on: January 27, 2013, 08:30:09 PM »
Quote from: BEG on January 27, 2013, 08:16:10 PM
Calling her your old lady probably would do it more.  :p

If I ever would have referred to my mother or wife as "The Old Lady", my dad would have beat me to death.
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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #55 on: January 27, 2013, 09:54:31 PM »
Quote from: Conservative Libertarian on January 27, 2013, 08:30:09 PM
If I ever would have referred to my mother or wife as "The Old Lady", my dad would have beat me to death.

If my man referred to me as his ole lady, I would smack!  Ok, not really, because I am older than he is.  :whatever:
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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #56 on: January 27, 2013, 10:39:08 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on January 27, 2013, 09:54:31 PM
If my man referred to me as his ole lady, I would smack!  Ok, not really, because I am older than he is.  :whatever:

I have never done that, nor will I. My wife is NOT my "ole lady".
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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #57 on: January 27, 2013, 10:40:45 PM »
Quote from: CG6468 on January 27, 2013, 10:39:08 PM
I have never done that, nor will I. My wife is NOT my "ole lady".

I never say that really.  It's more of a joke.  A lot of the rural folks around here use that term when referring to their wives, fiancees, girlfriends and I don't really understand why.
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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #58 on: January 27, 2013, 10:42:51 PM »
Quote from: Maxiest on January 27, 2013, 10:40:45 PM
I never say that really.  It's more of a joke.  A lot of the rural folks around here use that term when referring to their wives, fiancees, girlfriends and I don't really understand why.

Same thing here. I consider myself to be way above doing that.
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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #59 on: January 27, 2013, 10:48:53 PM »
Quote from: CG6468 on January 27, 2013, 10:42:51 PM
Same thing here. I consider myself to be way above doing that.

Yeah, I just usually call her my...  oh wait.......
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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #60 on: January 27, 2013, 10:59:12 PM »
Quote from: Maxiest on January 27, 2013, 10:48:53 PM
Yeah, I just usually call her my...  oh wait.......

I call and introduce her as "my wife." After 48 years (7/11/1964), I still can't comprehend why she continues to put up with me.
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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #61 on: January 28, 2013, 03:56:59 AM »
I'd smack M up the side of the head so fast he wouldn't know to duck, if he ever ever EVER referred to my as his old - or ole - lady!

We're not married - but it was 19 years together last week  :o :o :o - and he has always referred to me, or when I have overheard him talking about me - as My Lady ( emphasis on my), The Redhead, or Deb(least is this).
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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #62 on: January 28, 2013, 06:35:49 AM »
I'll be sure to buy a comfortable couch when I get married. I plan on calling my wife "Woman" or "Lady in my life who drains the will to live from me."
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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #63 on: January 28, 2013, 07:36:00 AM »
Quote from: ColonelCarrots on January 28, 2013, 06:35:49 AM
I'll be sure to buy a comfortable couch when I get married. I plan on calling my wife "Woman" or "Lady in my life who drains the will to live from me."

That angle works on women real well. [/sarcasm]

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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #64 on: January 28, 2013, 09:53:17 AM »
Quote from: debk on January 28, 2013, 03:56:59 AM
I'd smack M up the side of the head so fast he wouldn't know to duck, if he ever ever EVER referred to my as his old - or ole - lady!

We're not married - but it was 19 years together last week  :o :o :o - and he has always referred to me, or when I have overheard him talking about me - as My Lady ( emphasis on my), The Redhead, or Deb(least is this).

Seeing that my wife is 6 years younger than I, if I ever referred to my wife that way, she'd smack me--and be 110% justified in doing it.
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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #65 on: January 28, 2013, 10:05:14 AM »
Quote from: BEG on January 26, 2013, 10:26:00 PM
Yes but if you watched it with your woman you would reap the bennefits.


Wife watched it, she was meh (she ordered it)............I thought it was a better story than the trailers would lead you to believe.


BTW, if the guys, ladies, are prettier than you are, they are gay.   :rofl:
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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #66 on: January 28, 2013, 12:26:32 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on January 28, 2013, 10:05:14 AM

Wife watched it, she was meh (she ordered it)............I thought it was a better story than the trailers would lead you to believe.


BTW, if the guys, ladies, are prettier than you are, they are gay.   :rofl:

They must be surrounding me then, like the zombies are.
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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #67 on: January 28, 2013, 02:27:51 PM »
Needs more (or any) chest hair!!
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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #68 on: January 28, 2013, 02:38:06 PM »
The one time my wife got totally pissed at me is when I introduced her as "the next ex Mrs. W.....". :rotf:

She's 3 months older than me, so I can get away with calling her the ol' lady.

Mainly I just call her "woman"
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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #69 on: January 28, 2013, 02:38:36 PM »
Quote from: njpines on January 28, 2013, 02:27:51 PM
Needs more (or any) chest hair!!

LOL they shave it off. In the movie they show one of the noobs shaving his legs.  :rotf:

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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #70 on: January 28, 2013, 03:26:58 PM »
Quote from: ColonelCarrots on January 28, 2013, 06:35:49 AM
I'll be sure to buy a comfortable couch when I get married. I plan on calling my wife "Woman" or "Lady in my life who drains the will to live from me."

When my wife TELLS me to do something I sometimes answer her with "yes ma'am" and "no ma'am". It doesn't amuse her.
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« Reply #71 on: January 28, 2013, 04:05:50 PM »
Quote from: BEG on January 28, 2013, 02:38:36 PM
LOL they shave it off. In the movie they show one of the noobs shaving his legs.  :rotf:



Ouch!  That's just wrong!
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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #72 on: January 28, 2013, 04:14:32 PM »
Quote from: njpines on January 28, 2013, 02:27:51 PM
Needs more (or any) chest hair!!

You give your age away....when hairy chest were in style, my chest was as smooth as a new born babies butt.
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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #73 on: January 28, 2013, 04:30:15 PM »
I have a hairy chest. I got it from drinking black coffee. I had hair on it since I was 14 almost 15. Now I'm 20 and can grow a full beard in a month.

Most girls don't like it it seems. Well except for one.
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« Reply #74 on: January 28, 2013, 04:52:11 PM »
I didn't have a hairy chest until I put glue on it to catch the falling hair from my head.  :rant:
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