Dennis the menace looking to buy a new bicycle he can ill afford.

[Skul]

Most people might think you're just a pretty face, but I know you're a genius! 

 

There are plenty of pretty faces on CC. (why you never see mine.)
This is why the DUmp "boys" get all worked up.
Jealousy is ugly.

[NHSparky]

Anyone have any insights into any if these, what I should look for?

DUmmies--try this for starters: two wheels.  handlebars.  little basket on the front.  maybe a little bell to annoy the shit out of joggers as you roll by.

[Skul]

DUmmies--try this for starters: two wheels.  handlebars.  little basket on the front.  maybe a little bell to annoy the shit out of joggers as you roll by.

Forgets to air up the tires.

[NHSparky]

Forgets to air up the tires.

All the better.  I could use the laugh when the dipshit ruins the rims because the tires fell/wore off.

[GOBUCKS]

This is the second time the lunatic has posted these same ridiculous bike links.

If it were any other DUmmy, it would be a Pam Dawson-ish attempt to imply he can afford such an extravagance while the other DUmmies can't.

But Dennis the Menace is a true lunatic, so he's trying to figure a way to rack up another $8K in unsecured credit.

He'll probably need to steal his mother's credit card.

[Dblhaul]

DUmmies--try this for starters: two wheels.  handlebars.  little basket on the front.  maybe a little bell to annoy the shit out of joggers as you roll by.

I'll get you Dorthy. and your little dog Toto too..

[Skul]

All the better.  I could use the laugh when the dipshit ruins the rims because the tires fell/wore off.

I'll buy the beer, you bring cooler and lawn chairs.
GOBUCKS can bring his own damn chair.
Grouchy mean man.

[NHSparky]

I'll buy the beer, you bring cooler and lawn chairs.
GOBUCKS can bring his own damn chair.
Grouchy mean man.

Make sure we're at the top of the hill.  I love the look on a DUmmie's face when he looks like he/she/it's about to have a coronary from pedaling their worthless asses up the hill on flat tires.

[Skul]

Make sure we're at the top of the hill.  I love the look on a DUmmie's face when he looks like he/she/it's about to have a coronary from pedaling their worthless asses up the hill on flat tires.

Absolutely. If we throw an extra bag of cheetos up there, even GOBUCKS doesn't have to drag a chair up.
Stinkbug has to bring his own damn beer. I don't spend good money for Mitchylob Ultralite.

[miskie]

Eight thousand dollar bike ? Really ?

Primitive should pick up a 1978 Schwinn from a second hand store, a can of spray paint to 'pretty it up' and donate the rest of that money to charity where it will do some good.  [/DUmmymode]


 

[BlueStateSaint]

Absolutely. If we throw an extra bag of cheetos up there, even GOBUCKS doesn't have to drag a chair up.
Stinkbug has to bring his own damn beer. I don't spend good money for Mitchylob Ultralite.

Waaaait a sec.  Let's say that DTM makes it up the hill, on his banged-up rims . . . don't you want to see him go back down the hill again?  With a combo of the bent rims and a healthy dose of gravity, it could go on YouTube and be viral in a day or so.

[GOBUCKS]

GOBUCKS can bring his own damn chair.
Grouchy mean man.

Now that's hardly fair.

People have long marvelled over what a nice guy I am.

In fact, the second-nicest guy one could ever hope to meet.

DUmp democrats, without exception, are parasitic vermin.

Wishing them short, impoverished lives filled with misery is hardly an indicator of meanness.

It's just an appeal for justice.

 

[BEG]

Now that's hardly fair.

People have long marvelled over what a nice guy I am.

In fact, the second-nicest guy one could ever hope to meet.

DUmp democrats, without exception, are parasitic vermin.

Wishing them short, impoverished lives filled with misery, is hardly an indicator of meanness.

It's just an appeal for justice.

 

I like your form of grouchy mean manness.

[BattleHymn]

Eight thousand dollar bike ? Really ?

Primitive should pick up a 1978 Schwinn from a second hand store, a can of spray paint to 'pretty it up' and donate the rest of that money to charity where it will do some good.  [/DUmmymode]

I have several old Chicago made Schwinns. Those things were/are bulletproof!  Let the primitives ride something dumpier, and send the Schwinns my way.

[Mr Mannn]

There is no reason a non-professional biker would purchase a rig for $8000 dollars.
But that's why Denninmi is a retard. and anyone who would float him credit for that bike is a fool.

If Denninmi gets that bike on credit, he will claim it was stolen and sell it for a fraction of it's worth. Then he'll blow his ill gotten gains on drugs.

[franksolich]

There is no reason a non-professional biker would purchase a rig for $8000 dollars.
But that's why Denninmi is a retard. and anyone who would float him credit for that bike is a fool.

If Denninmi gets that bike on credit, he will claim it was stolen and sell it for a fraction of it's worth. Then he'll blow his ill gotten gains on drugs.

I still think he's got some devious plan to maximally max out all his credit cards, and then get committed to an insane asylum.

How's a credit card company to collect from someone in a fantasy hospital?

[BattleHymn]

I still think he's got some devious plan to maximally max out all his credit cards, and then get committed to an insane asylum.

How's a credit card company to collect from someone in a fantasy hospital?

What are the latest laws concerning collection of unsecured debt?

[ChuckJ]

I'll buy the beer, you bring cooler and lawn chairs.
GOBUCKS can bring his own damn chair.
Grouchy mean man.

GOBUCKS isn't naturally mean. He's really nice as a little kitty cat. He's just been a little grouchy since people started using a photo of him in all those lolcat Grumpy cat pictures. Then to make matters worse Freeper started using one of the photos as his avatar/userpic.