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Dennis the menace looking to buy a new bicycle he can ill afford.
« on: January 24, 2013, 08:29:38 PM »
He's had multiple posts about credit card debt, how it is affecting his life, AND posts about new bicycles and buying on that over-used credit card.  Now there is a plan to do it again.
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I am thinking about buying my fantasy bike in the spring.
I'm considering one of these:

(links to several different bicycles snipped out)

Anyone have any insights into any if these, what I should look for?
Along comes a nay-sayer
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2. I am looking forward to a new
long wheel base recumbent, but if I get it now I'd have to put it on a credit card.

I already have one LWB recumbent and a diamond frame bike (Transeo), and consider a credit card purchase (for another bicycle) at this time would be imprudent. Many people would agree with that (especially my wife.)

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Re: Dennis the menace looking to buy a new bicycle he can ill afford.
« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2013, 08:32:02 PM »
DUmbass would hurt himself walking across the street.
What the %@# does he need a two wheeler for?
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Re: Dennis the menace looking to buy a new bicycle he can ill afford.
« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2013, 08:35:10 PM »
$8k - $10k bike for someone who can't even pay his bills?
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Re: Dennis the menace looking to buy a new bicycle he can ill afford.
« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2013, 08:36:49 PM »
Eight grand?!  Yeah, just put it on a credit card. ::)
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Re: Dennis the menace looking to buy a new bicycle he can ill afford.
« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2013, 08:40:12 PM »
Quote from: BEG on January 24, 2013, 08:35:10 PM
$8k - $10k bike for someone who can't even pay his bills?

I've had cars that I have paid less than that for.
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Re: Dennis the menace looking to buy a new bicycle he can ill afford.
« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2013, 08:41:35 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on January 24, 2013, 08:40:12 PM
I've had cars that I have paid less than that for.

I have three cars in my driveway that I did't pay $8000 for.
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Re: Dennis the menace looking to buy a new bicycle he can ill afford.
« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2013, 08:43:08 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on January 24, 2013, 08:41:35 PM
I have three cars in my driveway that I did't pay $8000 for.

3 cars? You damn 1 percenter.  :-)
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Re: Dennis the menace looking to buy a new bicycle he can ill afford.
« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2013, 08:43:22 PM »
I remember my first bike. It was a hand me down that was used completely up. It didn't even have a seat so you had to ride it standing up so as not to have the pipe that was supposed to hold the seat poking you in the ass.

Come to think of it, if I still had that bike I could probably paint it like a rainbow and sell to a DUmmie male for several thousand dollars.
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Re: Dennis the menace looking to buy a new bicycle he can ill afford.
« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2013, 08:45:10 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on January 24, 2013, 08:43:08 PM
3 cars? You damn 1 percenter.  :-)
There's room for 7 cars, but my brother insists on parking his truck under the carport.

Think of the collection I could amass with room for seven cars.  That's the kind of stuff that would keep me up at night.
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Re: Dennis the menace looking to buy a new bicycle he can ill afford.
« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2013, 08:46:27 PM »
Quote from: ChuckJ on January 24, 2013, 08:43:22 PM
I remember my first bike. It was a hand me down that was used completely up. It didn't even have a seat so you had to ride it standing up so as not to have the pipe that was supposed to hold the seat poking you in the ass.

Come to think of it, if I still had that bike I could probably paint it like a rainbow and sell to a DUmmie male for several thousand dollars.

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Re: Dennis the menace looking to buy a new bicycle he can ill afford.
« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2013, 08:55:47 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on January 24, 2013, 08:45:10 PM
There's room for 7 cars, but my brother insists on parking his truck under the carport.

Think of the collection I could amass with room for seven cars.  That's the kind of stuff that would keep me up at night.

Just like no one needs more than 7 rounds to kill a deer, you don't need 7 cars.
We need to pass a law limiting garages to 3 or less.

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Re: Dennis the menace looking to buy a new bicycle he can ill afford.
« Reply #11 on: January 24, 2013, 09:06:43 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on January 24, 2013, 08:55:47 PM
Just like no one needs more than 7 rounds to kill a deer, you don't need 7 cars.
We need to pass a law limiting garages to 3 or less.

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No one needs an $8K bicycle. A Law should be passed against owning one.
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Re: Dennis the menace looking to buy a new bicycle he can ill afford.
« Reply #12 on: January 24, 2013, 09:07:42 PM »
Quote from: Conservative Libertarian on January 24, 2013, 09:06:43 PM
No one needs an $8K bicycle. A Law should be passed against owning one.

Yes or at least a 90% tax put on it.

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Re: Dennis the menace looking to buy a new bicycle he can ill afford.
« Reply #13 on: January 24, 2013, 09:08:28 PM »
Quote from: Conservative Libertarian on January 24, 2013, 09:06:43 PM
No one needs an $8K bicycle. A Law should be passed against owning one.
I'll bet that thing has more than ten spokes per wheel.
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Re: Dennis the menace looking to buy a new bicycle he can ill afford.
« Reply #14 on: January 24, 2013, 09:18:28 PM »
Quote from: Skul on January 24, 2013, 09:08:28 PM
I'll bet that thing has more than ten spokes per wheel.

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Re: Dennis the menace looking to buy a new bicycle he can ill afford.
« Reply #15 on: January 24, 2013, 09:21:01 PM »
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I am thinking about buying my fantasy bike in the spring.

Threads need dates.

Lunatic Dennis has been missing for four days.

May be dead.
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Re: Dennis the menace looking to buy a new bicycle he can ill afford.
« Reply #16 on: January 24, 2013, 09:23:32 PM »
Ahhh, maybe that's why I crashed my bike.  I paid $400 for mine, and I hated spending that much for it.  If I had one of them fancy $8K bikes, I wouldn't have crashed it, right?

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Re: Dennis the menace looking to buy a new bicycle he can ill afford.
« Reply #17 on: January 24, 2013, 09:24:43 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on January 24, 2013, 09:21:01 PM

Threads need dates.

Lunatic Dennis has been missing for four days.

May be dead.
Sounds like a call for Supper gNads.
I'd rather stay dead.
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Re: Dennis the menace looking to buy a new bicycle he can ill afford.
« Reply #18 on: January 24, 2013, 09:26:40 PM »
Quote from: Skul on January 24, 2013, 09:08:28 PM
I'll bet that thing has more than ten spokes per wheel.

Ha ha H5  :-)
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Re: Dennis the menace looking to buy a new bicycle he can ill afford.
« Reply #19 on: January 24, 2013, 09:29:28 PM »
Quote from: Traveshamockery on January 24, 2013, 09:23:32 PM
Ahhh, maybe that's why I crashed my bike.  I paid $400 for mine, and I hated spending that much for it.  If I had one of them fancy $8K bikes, I wouldn't have crashed it, right?

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Sue someone for you not paying the $8k on your fantasy bike. There has to be someone to blame. Someone must pay!!!11eleven :panic:
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Re: Dennis the menace looking to buy a new bicycle he can ill afford.
« Reply #20 on: January 24, 2013, 09:41:49 PM »
Quote from: BEG on January 24, 2013, 09:29:28 PM
Sue someone for you not paying the $8k on your fantasy bike. There has to be someone to blame. Someone must pay!!!11eleven :panic:

BEG,  I think that you are onto something.
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Re: Dennis the menace looking to buy a new bicycle he can ill afford.
« Reply #21 on: January 24, 2013, 09:50:41 PM »
Quote from: Conservative Libertarian on January 24, 2013, 09:41:49 PM
BEG,  I think that you are onto something.
Obambicare has his back.
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Re: Dennis the menace looking to buy a new bicycle he can ill afford.
« Reply #22 on: January 24, 2013, 10:42:47 PM »
OK moles. Lets encourage him to buy it on credit.
and then...lets steal it.

Just kidding. We wouldn't do that. But if I did, I would put it in a parking garage.
« Last Edit: January 24, 2013, 10:45:21 PM by Mr Mannn »
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Re: Dennis the menace looking to buy a new bicycle he can ill afford.
« Reply #23 on: January 24, 2013, 10:48:38 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on January 24, 2013, 10:42:47 PM
OK moles. Lets encourage him to buy it on credit.
and then...lets steal it.

Just kidding. We wouldn't do that. But if I did, I would put it in a parking garage.

Nationalize that shit!  I want my fair share! 
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Re: Dennis the menace looking to buy a new bicycle he can ill afford.
« Reply #24 on: January 24, 2013, 10:51:04 PM »
Quote from: BEG on January 24, 2013, 09:29:28 PM
Sue someone for you not paying the $8k on your fantasy bike. There has to be someone to blame. Someone must pay!!!11eleven :panic:


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