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Offline Carl

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Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
« on: January 19, 2013, 06:35:26 PM »

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It is a quiet Saturday night...

 
 ...and a segment of the nation is celebrating lethal weaponry a month after 20 children were slaughtered in a hail of gunfire, and two days from now a Black Democrat who never served in the military will swear the oath for his second term as President of the United States in defiance of 400 ruthless years of history, and a bunch of hostages are dead in an Algerian bloodbath, and it appears we will survive the debt ceiling fiasco and maybe cobble together meaningful immigration reform that won't punish people for being brown, and no one knows where or when the next drone strike will happen or why, and a dear friend is in the hospital after suffering a catastrophic brain injury, but while we assumed he was lost he decided to be found and came out of it to our collective joy, and the seas are rising and the storms are worsening, but more people seem to be realizing that we are passengers here and not owners, and there is so much bad but so much good...

...and in ten weeks, I am going to be a father.

I am not afraid.

I just want to do it right in the midst of this astonishing maelstrom. I don't know how to do that, but I will figure it out.

The woods are lovely, dark and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.

Start by putting the bottle down.
Poor kid doesn`t stand a chance with a drunken idiot for a father.
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Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2013, 06:44:04 PM »
Well now, there's some serious argument right there for keeping drugs illegal.
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Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2013, 06:44:30 PM »
Learn how to use a period Willie.

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Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2013, 06:46:40 PM »
If it's a girl would you let your co-author, Scott Ritter, babysit?
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Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2013, 06:48:29 PM »
I wish he would't quote Robert Frost.

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and in ten weeks, I am going to be a father

I pity the child!
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Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
« Reply #5 on: January 19, 2013, 06:49:53 PM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on January 19, 2013, 06:46:40 PM
If it's a girl would you let your co-author, Scott Ritter, babysit?

Well, let's see...given the choice between having the Pittstain or Scott Ritter as a babysitter, I think I'll stick with Michael Jackson.
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Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
« Reply #6 on: January 19, 2013, 07:09:16 PM »
Coincidence or not that Pit stain quoted the poem Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening by Robert Frost, the exact lines from the poem that were used to activate Soviet sleeper agents in the 1977 Charles Bronson movie Telefon?
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The name of the poem used as the code spoken over the telephone to activate sleepers was 'Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening' by Robert Frost. This poem was originally published in 1923 in his collection titled 'New Hampshire'. The exact lines from the poem heard in the movie each time were: "The woods are lovely, dark and deep. But I have promises to keep, And miles to go before I sleep, And miles to go before I sleep."


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076804/trivia
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Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
« Reply #7 on: January 19, 2013, 07:14:10 PM »
Quote from: Delmar on January 19, 2013, 07:09:16 PM
Coincidence or not that Pit stain quoted the poem Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening by Robert Frost, the exact lines from the poem that were used to activate Soviet sleeper agents in the 1977 Charles Bronson movie Telefon?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076804/trivia

He once plagiarized Douglas Adams. 
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Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
« Reply #8 on: January 19, 2013, 07:20:36 PM »
Quote from: Delmar on January 19, 2013, 07:09:16 PM
Coincidence or not that Pit stain quoted the poem Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening by Robert Frost, the exact lines from the poem that were used to activate Soviet sleeper agents in the 1977 Charles Bronson movie Telefon?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076804/trivia

I haven't seen that movie in forever.  One of my favorite Bronson movies.
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Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
« Reply #9 on: January 19, 2013, 07:26:39 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on January 19, 2013, 07:20:36 PM
I haven't seen that movie in forever.  One of my favorite Bronson movies.

I just went over to ebay to check if it was on DVD.  It could be shipped to your door for less than six bucks.  An old favorite of mine too. 
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Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
« Reply #10 on: January 19, 2013, 07:47:32 PM »
There hasn't been 400 years of "ruthless" American history. Pitt is such a pompous ass. Of course, nobody at the DUmp mentions Frost, they just kiss the blowhard's ass some more:

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Sat Jan 19, 2013, 07:32 PM

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2. One of your best posts, Will....


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Sat Jan 19, 2013, 07:35 PM

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3. Your words bring my tears, my dear Will...


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Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
« Reply #11 on: January 19, 2013, 07:48:41 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on January 19, 2013, 07:14:10 PM
He once plagiarized Douglas Adams. 

Didn't someone call him out on that and he played it off?
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Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
« Reply #12 on: January 19, 2013, 08:42:38 PM »
"3. Your words bring my tears, my dear Will..."  Good God.
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Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
« Reply #13 on: January 19, 2013, 08:43:35 PM »
Pitt is such a pompous drunk.  :loser:
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Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
« Reply #14 on: January 19, 2013, 08:47:23 PM »
So he's a drunk? Figures. I wondered if He was missing a few buttons on his remote control.
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Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
« Reply #15 on: January 19, 2013, 09:21:06 PM »
Quote from: Firekrakka on January 19, 2013, 08:47:23 PM
So he's a drunk? Figures. I wondered if He was missing a few buttons on his remote control.


Pitt fancies himself to be the reincarnation of Charles Bukowski, "the uninhibited bachelor, slobby, anti-social, and utterly free". In fact, he's a red-diaper trust fund baby whose mama Raven (also a DUmmy, in a vaguely incestuous twist) bailed him out of trouble one too many times, and who consequently looks at life through the bottom of a bottle of Sam Adams. He left a job teaching at a girls' school under a cloud of suspicion, which he seeded with a weird DU post using a sock puppet. He and convicted pedophile Scott Ritter wrote a fiction pamphlet about the Iraq War together which the DUmbshits treat like the lost 5th gospel.

Pitt's wife is due to give birth in a couple of months. It is widely believed that Pitt is unable to conceive, due to his advanced alcoholism. Observers note that it will be easier for Pitt to claim the baby if it is white, but that is by no means a certainty.

The best way to turn Pitt into a drunken caricature of Sylvester the Cat is to mention "24 business hours", reminding him of his second greatest humiliation (third, if the baby turns out to not be white).
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Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
« Reply #16 on: January 19, 2013, 09:22:46 PM »
Quote from: chitownchica on January 19, 2013, 06:44:30 PM
Learn how to use a period Willie.




I was reading this Will Pittstain post and as I got through the paragraph I realized that the sentence was just going on and on and on and there was no punctuation anywhere so I thought maybe the suggestion that Will Pitt was already drunk on a Saturday night is truly correct but he is going to be a father in ten weeks and how it's pretty sad that someone who is as much of a loser as Will Pittstain is actually going to be responsible for the care of an innocent young child

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Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
« Reply #17 on: January 19, 2013, 09:27:22 PM »
Quote from: Traveshamockery on January 19, 2013, 09:22:46 PM

I was reading this Will Pittstain post and as I got through the paragraph I realized that the sentence was just going on and on and on and there was no punctuation anywhere so I thought maybe the suggestion that Will Pitt was already drunk on a Saturday night is truly correct but he is going to be a father in ten weeks and how it's pretty sad that someone who is as much of a loser as Will Pittstain is actually going to be responsible for the care of an innocent young child

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No, he was drunk, so he was channeling ripping off William Faulkner.
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Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
« Reply #18 on: January 19, 2013, 09:29:14 PM »
He is icky.
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Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
« Reply #19 on: January 19, 2013, 09:29:56 PM »
Poor Pittstain, trying so desperately to channel his inner William Faulkner, but ending up sounding like, well, a miserable drunk asshole.
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Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
« Reply #20 on: January 19, 2013, 09:39:47 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on January 19, 2013, 09:29:56 PM
Poor Pittstain, trying so desperately to channel his inner William Faulkner, but ending up sounding like, well, a miserable drunk asshole.

Well Sparky, ya know when one is a drunken asshole... one certainly does sound like one.   :tongue: :tongue:
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Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
« Reply #21 on: January 19, 2013, 09:41:39 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on January 19, 2013, 07:48:41 PM
Didn't someone call him out on that and he played it off?

Yep I forget who though.
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Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
« Reply #22 on: January 19, 2013, 10:00:46 PM »
Quote from: Traveshamockery on January 19, 2013, 09:22:46 PM

I was reading this Will Pittstain post and as I got through the paragraph I realized that the sentence was just going on and on and on and there was no punctuation anywhere so I thought maybe the suggestion that Will Pitt was already drunk on a Saturday night is truly correct but he is going to be a father in ten weeks and how it's pretty sad that someone who is as much of a loser as Will Pittstain is actually going to be responsible for the care of an innocent young child

 :panic:

It  would suck to have a drunken blowhard for a father. Poor little baby.
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Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
« Reply #23 on: January 19, 2013, 10:03:27 PM »
Quote from: chitownchica on January 19, 2013, 10:00:46 PM
It  would suck to have a drunken blowhard for a father. Poor little baby.

The baby will probably grow up to be a conservative.
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Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
« Reply #24 on: January 19, 2013, 10:08:00 PM »
Living clear water
Blood that cleanses the soul pure white
Jesus Christ is king.

That is beautiful words my dear Will.
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