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Offline BEG

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Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
« Reply #25 on: January 19, 2013, 10:08:50 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on January 19, 2013, 10:03:27 PM
The baby will probably grow up to be a conservative.

I wonder if he'll still be a feminist/pro abortion ***** man after his child takes his/her first breath of life?!?
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Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
« Reply #26 on: January 19, 2013, 10:09:00 PM »
Wow, reminds me of a former neighbor. Sick f###
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Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
« Reply #27 on: January 19, 2013, 10:27:02 PM »
Quote from: BEG on January 19, 2013, 10:08:50 PM
I wonder if he'll still be a feminist/pro abortion ***** man after his child takes his/her first breath of life?!?

Of course. A pathetic drunken DUmmy can't change his spots.

Daddy love from Will Pitt: "I'm glad your mother didn't choose to abort you, my child, although it was completely her choice."

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Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
« Reply #28 on: January 19, 2013, 10:35:21 PM »
Quote from: Tess Anderson on January 19, 2013, 07:47:32 PM
Pitt is such a pompous ass.


Beyond intergalactic pompous ass.




 



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Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
« Reply #29 on: January 19, 2013, 10:40:07 PM »
Quote from: BEG on January 19, 2013, 10:08:50 PM
I wonder if he'll still be a feminist/pro abortion ***** man after his child takes his/her first breath of life?!?

I don't know, but if that is what I saw on the way out, I would be scrambling back in.


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Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
« Reply #30 on: January 19, 2013, 11:26:17 PM »
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and a segment of the nation is celebrating lethal weaponry a month after 20 children were slaughtered in a hail of gunfire, and two days from now a Black Democrat who never served in the military will swear the oath for his second term as President of the United States. . . .

And another segment of the nation is celebrating the swearing-in of a President who supports the murder of over 55 million children slaughtered in abortion, the number killed in the 40 years since the January 22, 1973, Roe v. Wade ruling, the 40th anniversary of which is two days from now.
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Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
« Reply #31 on: January 19, 2013, 11:35:15 PM »


The woods are lovely from where I sit,
Here at the cabin of Mother Pitt.
And as you know, I must admit:
Most all I say is full of sh*t.
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Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
« Reply #32 on: January 19, 2013, 11:39:38 PM »
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Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
« Reply #33 on: January 20, 2013, 01:13:36 AM »
Ok- whose mole is this?   :rotf:

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I think today should be "William Pitt Appreciation Day"
I know, you're saying that every day should be called that but I gotta hand it to Mr. Pitt. He is on fire today. It's almost like the gun appreciators have super charged his key board.

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Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
« Reply #34 on: January 20, 2013, 06:05:22 AM »
Quote from: Charles Henrickson on January 19, 2013, 11:35:15 PM


The woods are lovely from where I sit,
Here at the cabin of Mother Pitt.
And as you know, I must admit:
Most all I say is full of sh*t.


Ya know, Charles, you could have included a warning about not drinking coffee while reading this.  Now, I've got to clean a keyboard, a monitor, a computer desk, and explain it to my wife.  H5!
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Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
« Reply #35 on: January 20, 2013, 07:33:50 AM »
Quote from: tac on January 19, 2013, 06:48:29 PM
I wish he would't quote Robert Frost.

I pity the child!

Robert Frost ???????

All I remember about him is:::::::::::

Dog turds in the moonlight
Shinning on the fresh fallen snow.
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Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
« Reply #36 on: January 20, 2013, 09:37:29 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on January 19, 2013, 09:21:06 PM
Pitt fancies himself to be the reincarnation of Charles Bukowski, "the uninhibited bachelor, slobby, anti-social, and utterly free". In fact, he's a red-diaper trust fund baby whose mama Raven (also a DUmmy, in a vaguely incestuous twist) bailed him out of trouble one too many times, and who consequently looks at life through the bottom of a bottle of Sam Adams. He left a job teaching at a girls' school under a cloud of suspicion, which he seeded with a weird DU post using a sock puppet. He and convicted pedophile Scott Ritter wrote a fiction pamphlet about the Iraq War together which the DUmbshits treat like the lost 5th gospel.

Pitt's wife is due to give birth in a couple of months. It is widely believed that Pitt is unable to conceive, due to his advanced alcoholism. Observers note that it will be easier for Pitt to claim the baby if it is white, but that is by no means a certainty.

The best way to turn Pitt into a drunken caricature of Sylvester the Cat is to mention "24 business hours", reminding him of his second greatest humiliation (third, if the baby turns out to not be white).

You left out how he was banned from DU for his violent tirade threatening to punch out a homeless schizophrenic woman who insulted mumsy. And how he begged to be allowed back in amongst his peer group and his long-winded mea culpa post. He needs DU to deine himself.

BTW -- Bobo the Hobo disappeared soon after.

Just sayin'.
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Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
« Reply #37 on: January 20, 2013, 10:28:04 AM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on January 20, 2013, 09:37:29 AM
You left out how he was banned from DU for his violent tirade threatening to punch out a homeless schizophrenic woman who insulted mumsy. And how he begged to be allowed back in amongst his peer group and his long-winded mea culpa post. He needs DU to deine himself.

BTW -- Bobo the Hobo disappeared soon after.

Just sayin'.

How could I forget that?

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Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
« Reply #38 on: January 20, 2013, 10:39:50 AM »
I guess on the scale things that a trust fund will pay for, pushing a Buick with a drugged hobo in the trunk into the nearest river isn't a toughie.
« Last Edit: January 20, 2013, 05:11:01 PM by DumbAss Tanker »
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Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
« Reply #39 on: January 20, 2013, 01:51:09 PM »
Quote from: BEG on January 19, 2013, 10:08:50 PM
I wonder if he'll still be a feminist/pro abortion ***** man after his child takes his/her first breath of life?!?
The birth of a child will have no effect on a crawling, puking, hopeless alcoholic like Pitt.

He'll be the same unemployable bum afterward that he is today.
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Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
« Reply #40 on: January 20, 2013, 04:35:54 PM »
Pitts posts are just  a bunch of  nattering buncombe comprised of mawkish and/or persiflage fantods. Nonwithstanding the plagiarized parts.
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Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
« Reply #41 on: January 20, 2013, 04:52:37 PM »
Pitt is going to be a father in 10 weeks?  He must of screwed his dog again.
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Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
« Reply #42 on: January 20, 2013, 05:51:23 PM »
Said it before, say it again...DUmmies are so cute when they think they're relevant.
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Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
« Reply #43 on: January 20, 2013, 09:03:12 PM »
Quote from: Charles Henrickson on January 19, 2013, 11:35:15 PM


The woods are lovely from where I sit,
Here at the cabin of Mother Pitt.
And as you know, I must admit:
Most all I say is full of sh*t.


 :rotf:  Good one!  H5
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Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
« Reply #44 on: January 20, 2013, 09:25:31 PM »
And then we have William Pitt...





Gay CowGirl.

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Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
« Reply #45 on: January 20, 2013, 09:30:39 PM »
Quote from: SarasotaRepub on January 20, 2013, 09:25:31 PM
Gay CowGirl.

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Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
« Reply #46 on: January 21, 2013, 05:43:33 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on January 20, 2013, 01:51:09 PM
The birth of a child will have no effect on a crawling, puking, hopeless alcoholic like Pitt.

He'll be the same unemployable bum afterward that he is today.

I think you X-ringed that one, GOBUCKS.  H5.
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Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
« Reply #47 on: January 21, 2013, 09:49:36 AM »
Will, you're going to be paying that woman child support.  I'd say the over/under is about three years.  I'll even tell you how I know.  You see, before Tinker Belle showed up, Mrs. Vagabond and I were out on Saturday night.  We miss that.  Maybe all we did was go down to the local spot and look at stars, but I wasn't posting on some board full of idiots while she watched TV.

Also, that particular passage from Robert Frost you quoted thinking you were being erudite?  It's a paen to suicide.  The protagonist of the poem was debating to continue on his way, where duty called, or to just head out into  the snow drifts and let nture take it's course.
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Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
« Reply #48 on: January 21, 2013, 11:18:08 AM »
Quote from: Vagabond on January 21, 2013, 09:49:36 AM
but I wasn't posting on some board full of idiots while she watched TV.

Pardon the **** outta me?  :bird: :bird: :bird:

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