Will, you're going to be paying that woman child support. I'd say the over/under is about three years. I'll even tell you how I know. You see, before Tinker Belle showed up, Mrs. Vagabond and I were out on Saturday night. We miss that. Maybe all we did was go down to the local spot and look at stars, but I wasn't posting on some board full of idiots while she watched TV.
Also, that particular passage from Robert Frost you quoted thinking you were being erudite? It's a paen to suicide. The protagonist of the poem was debating to continue on his way, where duty called, or to just head out into the snow drifts and let nture take it's course.