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Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
« Reply #25 on: January 16, 2013, 01:30:24 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on January 16, 2013, 01:28:25 PM
BSed for the mental image. :runaway:

Anyway, I've made my preferences known in the past.
Here to please.  :-)
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Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
« Reply #26 on: January 16, 2013, 01:38:09 PM »
I think I'd like 'em shaved....at my age, I ain't got time to be beating around in the bush hunting for it. :-)
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Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
« Reply #27 on: January 16, 2013, 01:48:22 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on January 16, 2013, 01:38:09 PM
I think I'd like 'em shaved....at my age, I ain't got time to be beating around in the bush hunting for it. :-)
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Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
« Reply #28 on: January 16, 2013, 01:59:44 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on January 16, 2013, 11:41:28 AM
I didn't say that there weren't any other distinctions, just that that one I don't care for, so it's kind of a dumb question.  Shave it, sculpt it, or get gang tats on it if you want, it doesn't matter to me since I'll never see it.  Wouldn't a grown man wearing a diaper but otherwise normal-looking creep you out?

Yup.  And I was in Grad School when I saw it. I later found out the back story which was probably even more troubling.   
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Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
« Reply #29 on: January 16, 2013, 02:18:42 PM »
Quote from: jtyangel on January 16, 2013, 11:18:32 AM
So grown women have no other distinguishing features other then hairy cooches?

You have a hairless one don't you?  :pokingpoop:
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Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
« Reply #30 on: January 16, 2013, 03:48:32 PM »
Quote from: Gina on January 16, 2013, 02:18:42 PM
You have a hairless one don't you?  :pokingpoop:

You have a forest don't you?
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Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
« Reply #31 on: January 16, 2013, 03:55:43 PM »
'Nuff said about that!
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Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
« Reply #32 on: January 16, 2013, 04:07:48 PM »
Man, who knew this was such an emotionally charged issue? To me it's kinda like anything else...an individual preference, like tattoos or wild hair color or playing "naughty nurse" (or "knotty nurse" if you're on a ship like Pammy was). Some people are going to think it's weird & disgusting and other people are gonna think it's wonderful. Either way, you shouldn't really care. To each his own and all! Just so long as we don't make it a poll stickied on the top of some board.

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Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
« Reply #33 on: January 16, 2013, 05:10:40 PM »
Quote from: jtyangel on January 16, 2013, 12:34:33 PM
I'm with toast. Apple and oranges there. If shaving other areas of a woman's body is not creepy to you then that shouldn't be either. A grown woman's hair naturally grows full in those places too. That's the fair comparison so the issue is yours if you have an issue with one and not the other. I'm not the one with the consistency issue here nor is shaving like this some kind of extreme sexual deviation but nice try. I'm not the one being fanatical here; I merely pointed out that a grown woman has other distinguishing factors and most grown women also shave other area of their bodies in a similar fashion and it doesn't cause such a bluster. Tits don't shrink to childlike proportion because a cooch is shaved. The area itself doesn't revert to that of an immature child. The woman doesn't become less aggressive and childlike.

Put that issue aside most women I know who shave do it for the same reason they shave other areas of their body. It just is a personal grooming issue and nothing more. Most gals I know did not and do not do it at the behest of their sexual partners so there goes that too.

Well, the comparison is actually a lot more apt than you and toast want to admit - a single, changeable sexual appearance characteristic adopted by choice in both cases - but thanks for the directive, Fraulein Gruppenführer.  However, since I don't have to personally deal with your own choices in grooming or body art and never will, it really doesn't matter damn to either one of us, so I recommend a chill pill.  Your opinion of what I should find attractive or unattractive will receive all the full consideration it is due.
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Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
« Reply #34 on: January 16, 2013, 05:28:29 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on January 16, 2013, 05:10:40 PM
Well, the comparison is actually a lot more apt than you and toast want to admit - a single, changeable sexual appearance characteristic adopted by choice in both cases - but thanks for the directive, Fraulein Gruppenführer.  However, since I don't have to personally deal with your own choices in grooming or body art and never will, it really doesn't matter damn to either one of us, so I recommend a chill pill.  Your opinion of what I should find attractive or unattractive will receive all the full consideration it is due.

ta ta's and hoo ha's just drive some people crazy! Feathered or not.

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Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
« Reply #35 on: January 16, 2013, 10:35:48 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on January 16, 2013, 11:54:32 AM
There's someplace where you can donate it, right?

Chicks who have laser removal, then have second thoughts, need a prosthetic.

The South 'Merkin regional office of Locks for Love.
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Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
« Reply #36 on: January 17, 2013, 01:38:56 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on January 16, 2013, 10:35:48 PM
The South 'Merkin regional office of Locks for Love.

Okay, that's funny right there! I grow my hair all winter (my hair grows REALLY fast and is down to almost my butt by the end of spring), get it cut all summer and then start all over in the fall so I can donate to Locks of Love (I have a niece who had a rare form of brain cancer...she's one of only a handful of people who have survived past age 18...and lost her hair more than once during treatment). But really, I didn't think they'd need anything that curly...

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Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
« Reply #37 on: January 17, 2013, 09:32:36 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on January 16, 2013, 10:35:48 PM
The South 'Merkin regional office of Locks for Love.

H5, Big Dog!

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Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
« Reply #38 on: January 17, 2013, 12:12:18 PM »
Quote from: jtyangel on January 16, 2013, 03:48:32 PM
You have a forest don't you?

 :lmao:  No, I have a triangle that is trimmed.  Wanna see?   :naughty:
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Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
« Reply #39 on: January 17, 2013, 12:20:29 PM »
Quote from: Gina on January 17, 2013, 12:12:18 PM
:lmao:  No, I have a triangle that is trimmed.  Wanna see?   :naughty:

 :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper:

But, Gina, I know your sense of humor. :tongue:
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Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
« Reply #40 on: January 17, 2013, 12:40:42 PM »
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You have a hairless one don't you?

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You have a forest don't you?

Oh my...  This thread is straight wearing me out...

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No, I have a triangle that is trimmed.

Sure you're not sporting a full wookie?

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Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
« Reply #41 on: January 17, 2013, 01:37:26 PM »
Now we're getting to the point where photographs are pretty much required.
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Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
« Reply #42 on: January 17, 2013, 02:11:58 PM »


 :lmao:
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Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
« Reply #43 on: January 17, 2013, 02:14:51 PM »
 :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
« Reply #44 on: January 17, 2013, 02:27:17 PM »
Quote from: Gina on January 17, 2013, 12:12:18 PM
:lmao:  No, I have a triangle that is trimmed.  Wanna see?   :naughty:

I can't do shapes to save my life.

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Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
« Reply #45 on: January 17, 2013, 02:49:42 PM »
Quote from: delilahmused on January 17, 2013, 02:27:17 PM
I can't do shapes to save my life.

Cindie

who said I was the one creating them?   :naughty: :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:
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Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
« Reply #46 on: January 17, 2013, 03:05:13 PM »
Quote from: Gina on January 17, 2013, 02:49:42 PM
who said I was the one creating them?   :naughty: :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:

Brave woman! I wouldn't let my husband down there with a razor blade. Evidently you can buy stencils, though. Tried doing the waxing thing once with an at home kit, damn that hurt.

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Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
« Reply #47 on: January 17, 2013, 03:08:13 PM »
Quote from: delilahmused on January 17, 2013, 03:05:13 PM
Brave woman! I wouldn't let my husband down there with a razor blade. Evidently you can buy stencils, though. Tried doing the waxing thing once with an at home kit, damn that hurt.

Cindie

 :fuelfire:  :fuelfire:

I can beat you on that one.  I tried the Epilady once down there.  :panic:
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Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
« Reply #48 on: January 17, 2013, 03:34:46 PM »
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9JZWpZS6-g[/youtube]
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Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
« Reply #49 on: January 17, 2013, 03:46:21 PM »
Quote from: Splashdown on January 17, 2013, 03:34:46 PM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9JZWpZS6-g[/youtube]

Holy shit!

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