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DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
« on: January 15, 2013, 08:11:38 PM »
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'Crabs' Now Endangered Thanks to Bikini Waxing (80% of US college students remove pub hair)

(Newser) – Will we soon see a "Save the Pubic Lice" campaign? The groin-dwelling insects, more commonly known as "crabs" because of their shape, are now basically an endangered species—and doctors think the popularity of bikini waxing may be to blame (er, thank). In Australia, no women have been seen with crabs at Sydney's main sexual health clinic since 2008, and male cases have fallen 80% over the past 10 years. "Pubic grooming has led to a severe depletion of crab louse populations," says a medical entomologist. "You can see an environmental disaster in the making for this species."
 
Of course, no one's really mourning the loss. Another medical entomologist notes that, in this case, "habitat destruction is a good thing." So-called Brazilian waxes, in particular, are seen as contributing to the downfall of pubic lice, since nearly all the pubic hair—the habitat, in this case—is removed in that procedure. All in all, more than 80% of US college students remove some or all of their pubic hair these days, Bloomberg reports. It's arguably a nicer way of dealing with the crabs problem, since the typical treatment is a topical insecticide.
 
http://www.newser.com/story/160893/crabs-now-endangered-thanks-to-bikini-waxing.html

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022197396#post27

I'm pretty sure crab lice are thriving at the DUmp.

But it's interesting to consider what would happen if the moonbats got them put on the endangered species list.

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Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2013, 08:19:23 PM »
We need to halt all drilling until we save the crab!

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« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2013, 08:26:35 PM »
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« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2013, 08:28:10 PM »
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« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2013, 09:01:45 PM »
 DUmmies need to line up and offer to provide habitat for the endangered crabs :stoner:

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« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2013, 09:43:26 PM »
This and how to defraud the government are two things that I would take the DUchebags as experts in.
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Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2013, 09:52:25 PM »
Question, perhaps a naive one.

The article states that "80% of American college students remove some or all of their hair" down there.

Why?
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« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2013, 10:04:48 PM »
Question, perhaps a naive one.

The article states that "80% of American college students remove some or all of their hair" down there.

Why?

It's the easiest way to get rid of crabs? 

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« Reply #8 on: January 16, 2013, 04:22:59 AM »
Question, perhaps a naive one.

The article states that "80% of American college students remove some or all of their hair" down there.

Why?

It's the fad, Coach.
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Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
« Reply #9 on: January 16, 2013, 06:45:09 AM »
We need to halt all drilling until we save the crab!
I see what you did.  :rotf:
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« Reply #10 on: January 16, 2013, 07:14:55 AM »
The old remedy was to shave half the pubic hair, set fire to the other half, and stab the little buggers with an ice pick when they ran out of the flames........
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« Reply #11 on: January 16, 2013, 07:42:52 AM »
From now on when I see mention of the "Brazilian Rain Forest" I won't know if the DUmmies are talking about the one in South America or the one below the belly button.
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Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
« Reply #12 on: January 16, 2013, 08:29:41 AM »
It's the fad, Coach.

Yeh, it makes women look like girls and makes boys think their scholongs are bigger






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« Reply #13 on: January 16, 2013, 08:30:06 AM »
The old remedy was to shave half the pubic hair, set fire to the other half, and stab the little buggers with an ice pick when they ran out of the flames........
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« Reply #14 on: January 16, 2013, 10:00:30 AM »
Yeh, it makes women look like girls and makes boys think their scholongs are bigger

Yeah, the first part of that is what creeps me out about it.
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« Reply #15 on: January 16, 2013, 11:17:48 AM »
Yeh, it makes women look like girls and makes boys think their scholongs are bigger

I really don't think a grown woman's body can ever be mistaken for a little girls hair or not. Hair is not what makes a woman a woman.  Plus it's a false premise to begin with considering grown women also have leg and underarm hair too. Just a wee bit of inconsistency there unless one is a hippie or French. Both? ;)

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« Reply #16 on: January 16, 2013, 11:18:32 AM »
Yeah, the first part of that is what creeps me out about it.

So grown women have no other distinguishing features other then hairy cooches?

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« Reply #17 on: January 16, 2013, 11:41:28 AM »
So grown women have no other distinguishing features other then hairy cooches?

I didn't say that there weren't any other distinctions, just that that one I don't care for, so it's kind of a dumb question.  Shave it, sculpt it, or get gang tats on it if you want, it doesn't matter to me since I'll never see it.  Wouldn't a grown man wearing a diaper but otherwise normal-looking creep you out?
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« Reply #18 on: January 16, 2013, 11:42:17 AM »
Yeh, it makes women look like girls and makes boys think their scholongs are bigger
Really? My ex-wife and my girlfriend now both kept and keep theirs like that and I never mistook either of them  for little girls! I think alot of folks do it for a number of reasons having nothing to do with some pedophillic fantasy. I understand if its not for you but I really dont think it has anything to do with  either wanting to look like or wanting a little girl.
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« Reply #19 on: January 16, 2013, 11:54:32 AM »
Question, perhaps a naive one.

The article states that "80% of American college students remove some or all of their hair" down there.

Why?
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« Reply #20 on: January 16, 2013, 12:14:07 PM »
I didn't say that there weren't any other distinctions, just that that one I don't care for, so it's kind of a dumb question.  Shave it, sculpt it, or get gang tats on it if you want, it doesn't matter to me since I'll never see it.  Wouldn't a grown man wearing a diaper but otherwise normal-looking creep you out?
:lmao: So a woman shaving her pelvic region is right up there with either a scat freak or a guy with a diaper/infant fetish? :rotf: Come on DT isnt that apples and oldsmobiles? :rotf:
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« Reply #21 on: January 16, 2013, 12:23:38 PM »
It's just a passing style, like the culottes basketball players wear these days.

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« Reply #22 on: January 16, 2013, 12:34:33 PM »
I'm with toast. Apple and oranges there. If shaving other areas of a woman's body is not creepy to you then that shouldn't be either. A grown woman's hair naturally grows full in those places too. That's the fair comparison so the issue is yours if you have an issue with one and not the other. I'm not the one with the consistency issue here nor is shaving like this some kind of extreme sexual deviation but nice try. I'm not the one being fanatical here; I merely pointed out that a grown woman has other distinguishing factors and most grown women also shave other area of their bodies in a similar fashion and it doesn't cause such a bluster. Tits don't shrink to childlike proportion because a cooch is shaved. The area itself doesn't revert to that of an immature child. The woman doesn't become less aggressive and childlike.

Put that issue aside most women I know who shave do it for the same reason they shave other areas of their body. It just is a personal grooming issue and nothing more. Most gals I know did not and do not do it at the behest of their sexual partners so there goes that too.

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« Reply #23 on: January 16, 2013, 12:57:08 PM »
I wonder if gNads, shaves?  :???:


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« Reply #24 on: January 16, 2013, 01:28:25 PM »
I wonder if gNads, shaves?  :???:


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