This is my 100th post!

[Freeper]

I have to go take a shower now...

Lol I shall behave now.

[Teri]

Lol I shall behave now.

What did you do with Freeper...imposter!   

[Freeper]

What did you do with Freeper...imposter!   

Damn you done figured me out. 

[Big Dog]

Now that you have 100 posts, we can tell you The Way of the Conservative Cave.

There are four things in life which we hold to be above all of life's other pleasures:
1. Bacon
2. Boobiez (the spelling is important)
3. Pie
4. Beer

You must decide your own order of precedence, but you may not substitute any item on the list.

You'll learn the secret handshake later.

[Freeper]

Now that you have 100 posts, we can tell you The Way of the Conservative Cave.

There are four things in life which we hold to be above all of life's other pleasures:
1. Bacon
2. Boobiez (the spelling is important)
3. Pie
4. Beer

You must decide your own order of precedence, but you may not substitute any item on the list.

You'll learn the secret handshake later.

A bacon pie shaped like boobiez with a cold glass of beer.

[Teri]

Now that you have 100 posts, we can tell you The Way of the Conservative Cave.

There are four things in life which we hold to be above all of life's other pleasures:
1. Bacon
2. Boobiez (the spelling is important)
3. Pie
4. Beer

You must decide your own order of precedence, but you may not substitute any item on the list.

You'll learn the secret handshake later.

I thought those secret handshakes were for chumpy old Freemasons with comb-overs, or are you talkin something entirely different here.

I can do the bacon, pie and beer, but the "Boobiez" are another matter.  My "Boobiez" are 57 years old...I should be exempt due to seniority rules.  I get solicited by AARP.  I respectfully protest the "Boobiez" rule.

[IassaFTots]

I thought those secret handshakes were for chumpy old Freemasons with comb-overs, or are you talkin something entirely different here.

I can do the bacon, pie and beer, but the "Boobiez" are another matter.  My "Boobiez" are 57 years old...I should be exempt due to seniority rules.  I get solicited by AARP.  I respectfully protest the "Boobiez" rule.

That, my dear earned you a Hi5 from me.  You are a cool chick!   

[Big Dog]

I thought those secret handshakes were for chumpy old Freemasons with comb-overs, or are you talkin something entirely different here.

I can do the bacon, pie and beer, but the "Boobiez" are another matter.  My "Boobiez" are 57 years old...I should be exempt due to seniority rules.  I get solicited by AARP.  I respectfully protest the "Boobiez" rule.

Rules is rules.  But...

You can make boobiez #4 on your list, and not talk about them- although you did jump right into the boobiez thread (you know what I'm talking about).

I don't talk about beer too much, with the exception of a certain trip last summer 

[Teri]

That, my dear earned you a Hi5 from me.  You are a cool chick!   

Yeah Iassa, but I think we did some serious damage here... Just think of all of those illusions we just tore apart, trampled on and now they'll be in the cryin forum blaming me and you with tears in their beers.

[IassaFTots]

 

Yeah Iassa, but I think we did some serious damage here... Just think of all of those illusions we just tore apart, trampled on and now they'll be in the cryin forum blaming me and you with tears in their beers.

 

[Teri]

Rules is rules.  But...

You can make boobiez #4 on your list, and not talk about them- although you did jump right into the boobiez thread (you know what I'm talking about).

I don't talk about beer too much, with the exception of a certain trip last summer 

Okay, that's fine with me.  You should know that after 50, us folks don't like to discuss prostrate or Boobiez...it's way too scary.

[Big Dog]

I thought those secret handshakes were for chumpy old Freemasons with comb-overs, or are you talkin something entirely different here.

I can do the bacon, pie and beer, but the "Boobiez" are another matter.  My "Boobiez" are 57 years old...I should be exempt due to seniority rules.  I get solicited by AARP.  I respectfully protest the "Boobiez" rule.

I get solicited by AARP members!

[Teri]

I get solicited by AARP members!

They're hard-up, you gotta give em a break.

[Big Dog]

Okay, that's fine with me.  You should know that after 50, us folks don't like to discuss prostrate or Boobiez...it's way too scary.

Six of the nicest breasts I have ever known belong to women in their 50s.

[Teri]

Six of the nicest breasts I have ever known belong to women in their 50s.

If they're like mine, they morphed from toys to practical tools.  I can attach an O-Cedar mop head to mine and do the floors while I'm cleaning the counters.  God always compensates for the loss.

[Teri]

Man, that last post of mine was a thread killer wasn't it... 

[seahorse513]

You are too funny!!! congrats!!!

[CactusCarlos]

H5!

(I wonder who she is?  Can't be a Kardashian, she has too much talent.)

[Eupher]

If they're like mine, they morphed from toys to practical tools.  I can attach an O-Cedar mop head to mine and do the floors while I'm cleaning the counters.  God always compensates for the loss.

I use Mrs E's as a bench rest for the popcorn bowl.

She doesn't seem to mind. 

[Teri]

I use Mrs E's as a bench rest for the popcorn bowl.

She doesn't seem to mind.