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Re: the Taverner primitive loses job
« Reply #25 on: December 21, 2012, 10:01:46 PM »
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Re: the Taverner primitive loses job
« Reply #26 on: December 21, 2012, 10:03:16 PM »
Typical DUmmy... a 40-year-old child.

Must be nice having Mommy take care of you.
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Re: the Taverner primitive loses job
« Reply #27 on: December 21, 2012, 10:04:42 PM »
I have had three jobs in the past 7 years most of them this year and I still have job apps out and I'm not giving up and laying around like some drug addled Dump monkey
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Re: the Taverner primitive loses job
« Reply #28 on: December 21, 2012, 10:05:59 PM »
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/84808219/chopwaves.mp3

Badly recorded, poorly mixed... it sounds like a third-rate "Huey Lewis and the News" or something that would be on a very bad children's commercial, possibly advertising stale cereal with no toy inside.

Yeah, it sucks.

My three year old farts better music than that.
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Re: the Taverner primitive loses job
« Reply #29 on: December 21, 2012, 10:06:50 PM »
I have had three jobs in the past 7 years most of them this year and I still have job apps out and I'm not giving up and laying around like some drug addled Dump monkey


You have work ethic.

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Re: the Taverner primitive loses job
« Reply #30 on: December 21, 2012, 10:09:41 PM »
You have work ethic.

Sadly the people with a work ethic will get the joy of providing more and more for those who don't. Meanwhile we will find it harder and harder to make ends meet but at least the DUmmies will get their pot and cheeots rations.  :mental:
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Re: the Taverner primitive loses job
« Reply #31 on: December 21, 2012, 10:10:21 PM »
I've had four jobs since 2005.  I left two of them because I got a better job somewhere else and one because I was laid off.  Every time, I found a better job.  My current job, I was asked to interview for... I didn't go looking for them, they came to me.  I'm making more money now than I've ever made and am pretty secure.  Either way, I'm doing a hell of a lot better than I was those many years ago.
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Re: the Taverner primitive loses job
« Reply #32 on: December 21, 2012, 10:12:29 PM »
I've had four jobs since 2005.  I left two of them because I got a better job somewhere else and one because I was laid off.  Every time, I found a better job.  My current job, I was asked to interview for... I didn't go looking for them, they came to me.  I'm making more money now than I've ever made and am pretty secure.  Either way, I'm doing a hell of a lot better than I was those many years ago.

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Re: the Taverner primitive loses job
« Reply #33 on: December 21, 2012, 10:12:55 PM »
You have work ethic.

I know and sometimes it sucks but I have to work.
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Re: the Taverner primitive loses job
« Reply #34 on: December 21, 2012, 10:13:00 PM »
Sacrifice a virgin to Lord Obama or your luck will run out!
Good luck finding one in this town.
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Re: the Taverner primitive loses job
« Reply #35 on: December 21, 2012, 10:13:23 PM »
Sacrifice a virgin to Lord Obama or your luck will run out!

Virgins are in shorter supply than jobs.  :-)
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Re: the Taverner primitive loses job
« Reply #36 on: December 21, 2012, 10:13:56 PM »
Good luck finding one in this town.

I'm sure steve numbers is free maybe you could sacrifice him.  :-)
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Re: the Taverner primitive loses job
« Reply #37 on: December 22, 2012, 05:10:09 AM »
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/84808219/chopwaves.mp3

Badly recorded, poorly mixed... it sounds like a third-rate "Huey Lewis and the News" or something that would be on a very bad children's commercial, possibly advertising stale cereal with no toy inside.

Yeah, it sucks.

It sounds like some synthesized junk overplaying a person who only knows one chord strumming a guitar.

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Re: the Taverner primitive loses job
« Reply #38 on: December 22, 2012, 06:34:34 AM »
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Taverner (51,163 posts)    Fri Dec 21, 2012, 07:17 PM

I AM FREE!!!! ****ING FREE!!!!

No money, but NO WORK!!!

NO BOSSES!!!

JUST ME, THE KIDS, THE WIFEY and MY RECORDING STUDIO!!!!

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/84808219/chopwaves.mp3
Taverner. I watch for your posts because I laugh at your pathetic life.
I know you and you cannot fool me. YOUR WIFE AND KIDS LEFT YOU. You chose drugs over them.
And your "Freedom" is the result of your being unemployable (you were fired again).

Hate you call you out, but I'll console myself with the fact that you are a lazy addicted bum.

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Re: the Taverner primitive loses job
« Reply #39 on: December 22, 2012, 08:08:14 AM »
Well, I think carwashes hire by the day. When they leave, technically they have no job until they show up the next day.

I very much doubt that an IV drug addict like DUmmy Taverner could hold a job of any more responsibility than that.

I very much doubt that an IV drug addict like DUmmy Taverner could hold a job of any more responsibility than that PERIOD.

There, fixed it for you.
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Re: the Taverner primitive loses job
« Reply #40 on: December 22, 2012, 08:48:50 AM »
He likes crappy art books. All he has ever wanted to do is make a coffee table book...that no one will ever buy.

I know the type....

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Re: the Taverner primitive loses job
« Reply #41 on: December 22, 2012, 09:25:20 AM »
I very much doubt that an IV drug addict like DUmmy Taverner could hold a job of any more responsibility than that PERIOD.

There, fixed it for you.

Allways something to do do under the table if you want to work for it.

Yard work in the summer, winter time comes and in snow country the traveling trucks that want to snow rake off the roofs of homes for $20.00.  

House cleaners that come in once a week for an hour to wash floors and bathrooms for cash. Heck if they charge  $10.00 an hour and have have to work 10 hours a day, 6 days a week, they can clean up big time.  Say 7 customers at one hour each 6 days a week ===$420.00 a week tax free.  $1600 + a month - expenses or
a good haul to a family that pays no tax's  on the home grown business.  

 There is a neighbor retired with a ride on mower that mows 6-7 yards each week for $10.00 , sounds like chump change but at that price he gets $320 a month under the table for at least 4 months of the year. Close to $1300 tax free.

Got to actually work for under the table money, in the Southern city's the poor that can afford a truck roam the  streets looking for trash thrown out, old appliances , old furniture etc and can make a bit of money for their time.

They go by word of mouth to find those being evicted from their homes or apartments and sit like vultures watching what will be thrown out.

Cash is difficult to track, and for some reason if you are willing to work for it at low prices building up more and more customers  soon there is work for family and friends that one can subcontract to.    All tax free.

Not that I advocate cheating the Government of its taxes, just that I notice that some down on their luck started out this way and became well known company's that today pay up the Butt taxes.

Once one learns how to work their Ass off for low wages and build on that experience then they can become successful.      Just my take on things I have seen, American Ingenuity cannot be discounted.

 

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Re: the Taverner primitive loses job
« Reply #42 on: December 22, 2012, 09:35:56 AM »
It sounds like some synthesized junk overplaying a person who only knows one chord strumming a guitar.

The myth that heavy drug use makes you a better musician: BUSTED!

DAMN! That was HORRIBLE! Yoko Ono screeching "Macarthur Park" might be slightly worse, but it would be a close race. God help me I never want hear anything that bad again.
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Re: the Taverner primitive loses job
« Reply #43 on: December 22, 2012, 10:41:22 AM »
Hate you call you out, but I'll console myself with the fact that you are a lazy addicted bum.

Not me.  That's pretty much what I was thinking.

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Re: the Taverner primitive loses job
« Reply #44 on: December 22, 2012, 10:43:10 AM »
So the guy's no Cat Stevens, I take it.
Its him playing an acoustic guitar.....badly,over dubbed with I'm assuming him playing an electric guitar which he obviously employs the distortion pedal to cover up his bad playing.
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Re: the Taverner primitive loses job
« Reply #45 on: December 22, 2012, 11:20:13 AM »
I think I'll use the combined experiences of y'all who have gone to his link, and not bother. :-)
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Re: the Taverner primitive loses job
« Reply #46 on: December 22, 2012, 12:12:40 PM »
So the guy's no Cat Stevens, I take it.
Well, he's an intravenous drug-addicted parasitic DUmpmonkey with almost no functioning brain cells, but he isn't a muslim.

So Taverner is a far better human being than Cat Stevens.

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Re: the Taverner primitive loses job
« Reply #47 on: December 22, 2012, 12:17:45 PM »
Playing bad music and over dubbing that with more bad music does not a John Lennon or Jimi Hendrix make.
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Re: the Taverner primitive loses job
« Reply #48 on: December 22, 2012, 01:03:47 PM »
So the guy's no Cat Stevens, I take it.

Judging from the comments here, he probably sounds more "horny tomcat" than "Cat Stevens."
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Re: the Taverner primitive loses job
« Reply #49 on: December 22, 2012, 01:17:05 PM »
It sounded to me like he recorded a rift that was 5 or 6 seconds long then looped it for however many minutes the 'song' lasted. Then on top of the looped rift he dubbed some additional but similar rift. The initial looped rift was grating. I assume it was supposed to be in the background, but its volume is much too loud. The additional rift that he dubbed is basically as grating as the first but is much quieter. At least it seems to slightly less redundant than the background rift.

I don't know much about music or recorded so I may be wrong. It's just my take.
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