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the Taverner primitive loses job
« on: December 21, 2012, 08:57:28 PM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018262661

Oh my.

I can't think of any other reason for this, other than that the Taverner primitive got fired.

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Taverner (51,163 posts)    Fri Dec 21, 2012, 07:17 PM

I AM FREE!!!! ****ING FREE!!!!

No money, but NO WORK!!!

NO BOSSES!!!

JUST ME, THE KIDS, THE WIFEY and MY RECORDING STUDIO!!!!

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/84808219/chopwaves.mp3

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CaliforniaPeggy (101,118 posts)    Fri Dec 21, 2012, 08:36 PM

3. Good luck, my dear Taverner!

I hope you have much success with your recording studio!

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rurallib (29,966 posts)    Fri Dec 21, 2012, 09:40 PM

5. Sounds like your life's dream - make the best of it for all who can't!

I still bet he got fired.
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Re: the Taverner primitive loses job
« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2012, 08:59:24 PM »
Congratulations, loser.
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Re: Re: the Taverner primitive loses job
« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2012, 09:04:36 PM »
Only a DUmmy would celebrate losing a job in such a fashion.
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Re: Re: the Taverner primitive loses job
« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2012, 09:05:31 PM »
Only a DUmmy would celebrate losing a job in such a fashion.
Of course.

This guy's resume probably looks like a slice of Swiss cheese.
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Re: Re: the Taverner primitive loses job
« Reply #4 on: December 21, 2012, 09:06:04 PM »
Only a DUmmy would celebrate losing a job in such a fashion.

I'll bet he's first in line at the unemployment office in Oakland Monday morning.
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Re: Re: the Taverner primitive loses job
« Reply #5 on: December 21, 2012, 09:07:21 PM »
I'll bet he's first in line at the unemployment office in Oakland Monday morning.
They're closed. :-)

Tav's going to loose at least a week of UI because of the holiday.
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Re: the Taverner primitive loses job
« Reply #6 on: December 21, 2012, 09:08:09 PM »
Well, I think carwashes hire by the day. When they leave, technically they have no job until they show up the next day.

I very much doubt that an IV drug addict like DUmmy Taverner could hold a job of any more responsibility than that.

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« Reply #7 on: December 21, 2012, 09:08:53 PM »
I'll bet he's first in line at the unemployment office in Oakland Monday morning.

Rather than start looking for a job say, tomorrow morning.  That's what I would do.  But dare I say, I suspect I have a different work ethic.
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« Reply #8 on: December 21, 2012, 09:10:04 PM »
They're closed. :-)

Tav's going to loose at least a week of UI because of the holiday.

And just wait for a post with him bitching about that.
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« Reply #9 on: December 21, 2012, 09:10:43 PM »
And just wait for a post with him bitching about that.
He's in California, so they'll probably give him a check anyway. 

What a shitbag.
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« Reply #10 on: December 21, 2012, 09:10:52 PM »
Rather than start looking for a job say, tomorrow morning.  That's what I would do.  But dare I say, I suspect I have a different work ethic.

The guy's 40+ years old, about twenty years slow in growing up.
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Re: the Taverner primitive loses job
« Reply #11 on: December 21, 2012, 09:13:19 PM »
I had a nightmare last night about losing my job and having to find a new one in this Barack O-conomy.  I felt terrible when I woke up.

This dumbass will most likely sponge off the wife, family, and gummit until the last minute. 
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Re: the Taverner primitive loses job
« Reply #12 on: December 21, 2012, 09:14:36 PM »
I had a nightmare last night about losing my job and having to find a new one in this Barack O-conomy.  I felt terrible when I woke up.

This dumbass will most likely sponge off the wife, family, and gummit until the last minute. 

Has anyone ever heard his music?

I'm sure the Taverner primitive's posted some of it before, but I didn't pay attention, for obvious reasons.
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Re: the Taverner primitive loses job
« Reply #13 on: December 21, 2012, 09:17:04 PM »
Has anyone ever heard his music?

I'm sure the Taverner primitive's posted some of it before, but I didn't pay attention, for obvious reasons.
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/84808219/chopwaves.mp3

Badly recorded, poorly mixed... it sounds like a third-rate "Huey Lewis and the News" or something that would be on a very bad children's commercial, possibly advertising stale cereal with no toy inside.

Yeah, it sucks.
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Re: the Taverner primitive loses job
« Reply #14 on: December 21, 2012, 09:18:06 PM »
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/84808219/chopwaves.mp3

Badly recorded, poorly mixed... it sounds like a third-rate "Huey Lewis and the News" or something that would be on a very bad children's commercial, possibly advertising stale cereal with no toy inside.

Yeah, it sucks.

So the guy's no Cat Stevens, I take it.
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Re: the Taverner primitive loses job
« Reply #15 on: December 21, 2012, 09:19:05 PM »
So the guy's no Cat Stevens, I take it.
He's not fit to clean Cat Stevens' toilet bowl.
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Re: the Taverner primitive loses job
« Reply #16 on: December 21, 2012, 09:21:20 PM »
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/84808219/chopwaves.mp3

Badly recorded, poorly mixed... it sounds like a third-rate "Huey Lewis and the News" or something that would be on a very bad children's commercial, possibly advertising stale cereal with no toy inside.

Yeah, it sucks.

It's the same 3 or 4 notes over and over again.

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« Reply #17 on: December 21, 2012, 09:34:27 PM »
Rather than start looking for a job say, tomorrow morning.  That's what I would do.  But dare I say, I suspect I have a different work ethic.

My brother, the moonbat, lost his job last Christmas. He hasn't applied for a job yet. He is 51 years old, lives with my dad, my dad's wife and my 99 year old grandma (she had to move in with my dad when she could no longer be by herself at her farm).

He collected the maximum weeks of unemployment in NE plus a small severance from his last employment. His unemployment ended months ago. My grandma gave him $30 "just because" and he told my mom, "that will be another book at Half Price Books" (there is a great half price bookstore close to where I used to live and where my mom currently lives).  He is coming for Christmas, actually he got in last night, and he goes there first thing.  My mom got pissed and told him "YOU DON'T HAVE AN F'ING job, I don't think you should be blowing $30 on yet another book."

He replied, "Between my severance (which was a few weeks of pay) and my unemployment, I made more than I did last year."  That is his logic, he has no job prospects, no savings, no retirement and bills coming out his ass but has bought a new Mac among other things since he has lost his job but has yet to even seriously look for a job. He would be living on the street if it weren't for my Dad.

I don't get moonbats, they are wired differently.

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Re: the Taverner primitive loses job
« Reply #18 on: December 21, 2012, 09:37:00 PM »
$30 for a  book?  That's what McKay's is for.
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Re: the Taverner primitive loses job
« Reply #19 on: December 21, 2012, 09:39:06 PM »
$30 for a  book?  That's what McKay's is for.

He likes crappy art books. All he has ever wanted to do is make a coffee table book...that no one will ever buy.

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« Reply #20 on: December 21, 2012, 09:42:55 PM »
He likes crappy art books. All he has ever wanted to do is make a coffee table book...that no one will ever buy.
A coffee table book about coffee tables... at least my brother cooks people's dinner for them.
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Re: the Taverner primitive loses job
« Reply #21 on: December 21, 2012, 09:44:07 PM »
He likes crappy art books. All he has ever wanted to do is make a coffee table book...that no one will ever buy.

I wonder if he is like the guy from Throw Mama from the train who made a coffee table book full of pictures of women he'd like to sleep with.  :-)
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Re: the Taverner primitive loses job
« Reply #22 on: December 21, 2012, 09:44:19 PM »
I clicked on his link, it sounds like music from a bad 80's movie or porn.

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« Reply #23 on: December 21, 2012, 09:49:21 PM »
I wonder if he is like the guy from Throw Mama from the train who made a coffee table book full of pictures of women he'd like to sleep with.  :-)

No he wants to copy other "artists" (and I use that term loosely).  Like the piss Christ guy but with a twist. Like put a crucifix in a jar of Mountain Dew instead of piss and give it some name close to piss Christ but something he thinks is clever. Like most moonbats, he isn't very original.

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« Reply #24 on: December 21, 2012, 09:58:30 PM »
No he wants to copy other "artists" (and I use that term loosely).  Like the piss Christ guy but with a twist. Like put a crucifix in a jar of Mountain Dew instead of piss and give it some name close to piss Christ but something he thinks is clever. Like most moonbats, he isn't very original.

Maybe he can copy Glenn Beck with his piss 0bama.  :-)
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