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The Crazy Bald Dyslexic Dwarf Knows Mayan Culture
« on: December 21, 2012, 11:18:10 AM »
Nutcase nadin is transported back in time, feeling her roots as a Polish-Jewish-Aztec-Mayan-arrogant-condescending-know-it-all nut:
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Fri Dec 21, 2012, 01:26 AM
nadinbrzezinski (113,847 posts)

For those actually interested in what the Maya
Elders are doing tonight...

No, not preparing for the end of the world. I leave that for Western folks new age types.

Nope.

They are offering sacrifice mostly of smoke and not incense, but it would work as to the smell.. As well as prayers,.to the four cardinal points as well as having some ritual meals.

They are setting themselves for the end of the old world and the Birth of the next one...

But the end of the world? Not so much.

They are deeply spiritual people connected to the land, in ways that most of us can barely imagine. Oh and they are probably laughing at all these ladinos using the Aztec sun stone...that is if they are even aware of it.
 
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Fri Dec 21, 2012, 01:31 AM
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1. Thanks for the info!

I appreciate hearing what's really happening instead of all the silly talk.


 
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Fri Dec 21, 2012, 01:39 AM
nadinbrzezinski (113,847 posts)
3. Tonight is a deeply spiritual night

And if I could I would not mind being in a pueblo sharing with them.

And I am all but religious.

There were no fat Mayans.


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Fri Dec 21, 2012, 01:40 AM
nadinbrzezinski (113,847 posts)
4. Yup, plenty of prayers and offerings to the ancestors

And the spirits of the land as well.

Tonight is a deeply spiritual night, and moment
I believe for the democrat Mayans that would be "vibes and offerings".


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Fri Dec 21, 2012, 01:49 AM
nadinbrzezinski (113,847 posts)
7. You welcome

I was honored when I was invited, as a ladino, to be part of the renewal and cleansing ceremonies that some of the Maya living in Tijuana carried out one year. I know tonight is as intense as any spiritual night can be.

In Tijuana, the health department requires renewal and cleansing after each and every donkey show.

And now nutcase nadin is a "ladino"?


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Fri Dec 21, 2012, 01:49 AM
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6. Have any Good Links to the REAL news stories?

I'd love to read/watch them as I'm sure lots of people here would.

Teach us, nadin, teach us.


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Fri Dec 21, 2012, 01:50 AM
nadinbrzezinski (113,847 posts)
8. Let me see if the Mexican news media is doing more than touristy stuff

You'd think they'd know better.
 



 
 

 
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Re: The Crazy Bald Dyslexic Dwarf Knows Mayan Culture
« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2012, 11:21:47 AM »
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1. Thanks for the info!

I appreciate hearing what's really happening instead of all the silly talk.
Yeah, that really clears things up.  Thanks.


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Re: The Crazy Bald Dyslexic Dwarf Knows Mayan Culture
« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2012, 11:30:38 AM »
And they say all of you Christians believe in fairy tales.
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Re: The Crazy Bald Dyslexic Dwarf Knows Mayan Culture
« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2012, 11:43:05 AM »
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1. Thanks for the info!

I appreciate hearing what's really happening instead of all the silly talk.
Even if it's more silly talk.

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Fri Dec 21, 2012, 01:39 AM
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3. Tonight is a deeply spiritual night

And if I could I would not mind being in a pueblo sharing with them.

And I am all but religious.
Mayans didn't live in pueblos.

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7. You welcome

I was honored when I was invited, as a ladino, to be part of the renewal and cleansing ceremonies that some of the Maya living in Tijuana carried out one year. I know tonight is as intense as any spiritual night can be.
Uh, back to the smoke then? BTW, is a "ladino" something like a bald sow?

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Re: The Crazy Bald Dyslexic Dwarf Knows Mayan Culture
« Reply #4 on: December 21, 2012, 12:08:19 PM »
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For those actually interested in what the Maya
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No, not preparing for the end of the world. I leave that for Western folks new age types.

Nope.

They are offering sacrifice mostly of smoke and not incense, but it would work as to the smell.

I think that the heathen sons of bitches sacrificed a little more than smoke. Try real live people.
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Re: The Crazy Bald Dyslexic Dwarf Knows Mayan Culture
« Reply #5 on: December 21, 2012, 12:21:02 PM »
I just threw up a little in my mouth.

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Re: The Crazy Bald Dyslexic Dwarf Knows Mayan Culture
« Reply #6 on: December 21, 2012, 12:55:45 PM »
Has she ever had sex?
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Re: The Crazy Bald Dyslexic Dwarf Knows Mayan Culture
« Reply #7 on: December 21, 2012, 12:58:23 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on December 21, 2012, 11:18:10 AM
And now nutcase nadin is a "ladino"?

She is a wise ladino. Very wise.

BTW, I have just completed a DUFU on this topic, DUmmie FUnnies 12-21-12 (Nadin knows Mayan calendars), and I have a post here in the DUmpster about that too, which see.
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Re: The Crazy Bald Dyslexic Dwarf Knows Mayan Culture
« Reply #8 on: December 21, 2012, 01:03:31 PM »
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I was honored when I was invited, as a ladino, to be part of the renewal and cleansing ceremonies that some of the Maya living in Tijuana carried out one year. I know tonight is as intense as any spiritual night can be.

Mayans in Tijuana? Someone doesn't know what the **** they're talking about.  :lmao:
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Re: The Crazy Bald Dyslexic Dwarf Knows Mayan Culture
« Reply #9 on: December 21, 2012, 01:17:53 PM »
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I was honored when I was invited, as a ladino, to be part of the renewal and cleansing ceremonies that some of the Maya living in Tijuana carried out one year. I know tonight is as intense as any spiritual night can be.

I was invited, as an Innuit, to be part of the ceremonies that some of the Eskimos living in Texas carried out. The whale blubber and dried gefelte fish made the night intense. We burned incense out of our horned helmets.
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Re: The Crazy Bald Dyslexic Dwarf Knows Mayan Culture
« Reply #10 on: December 21, 2012, 01:27:28 PM »
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Ladino, also known as Judaeo-Spanish, a Sephardic language, primarily spoken among Sephardic Jews, or for the written form used in religious texts and translations.
Hmmm.

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Re: The Crazy Bald Dyslexic Dwarf Knows Mayan Culture
« Reply #11 on: December 21, 2012, 01:31:27 PM »
BTW, for those lurkers that don't know, the Mayans inhabited the Yucatan peninsula, extremely southern Mexico, Guatemala, El Salvador, Belize, and Honduras. The Aztecs were the ones that inhabited central Mexico. The area she's talking about had never seen a f'n Mayan and probably not even an Aztec.
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Re: The Crazy Bald Dyslexic Dwarf Knows Mayan Culture
« Reply #12 on: December 21, 2012, 01:32:23 PM »
Quote from: Gina on December 21, 2012, 12:55:45 PM
Has she ever had sex?

Thanks... I just threw up in my mouth a little bit more.
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Re: The Crazy Bald Dyslexic Dwarf Knows Mayan Culture
« Reply #13 on: December 21, 2012, 01:37:36 PM »
Holy hell! Something else just popped out at me that didn't sound even remotely right from my ACTUAL western civilization classes I took in college:

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3. Tonight is a deeply spiritual night

And if I could I would not mind being in a pueblo sharing with them.

And I am all but religious.

A pueblo, troll? A PUEBLO!!!?  :lmao:

THIS type of pueblo:

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Pueblos are modern and ancient communities of Native Americans in the Southwestern United States of America. The first Spanish explorers of the Southwest used this term to describe the communities housed in apartment-like structures built of stone, adobe mud, and other local material. These structures were usually multi-storeyed buildings surrounding an open plaza. They were occupied by hundreds to thousands of Pueblo people.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pueblo


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Nads, you don't know shit. If any of the DUers wanted to at least salvage a little bit of their intellectual perception, they'd call you out as Zappa has. You're a Google troll and you can't even do that right. Leave it to those of us that have actually studied it in college, hobby research, and STILL had to verify because, unlike you, I try not to put blatant lies on a public forum. Your fellow DUers do you no service.

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Re: The Crazy Bald Dyslexic Dwarf Knows Mayan Culture
« Reply #14 on: December 21, 2012, 01:41:16 PM »
One more thing, Nads:

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For those actually interested in what the Maya
Elders are doing tonight....

SNIP

They are deeply spiritual people connected to the land, in ways that most of us can barely imagine. Oh and they are probably laughing at all these ladinos using the Aztec sun stone...that is if they are even aware of it.

The Maya =/= the Aztec. Bitch, you're all over the page. Aztec, Maya, Pueblos, damn. Just give up.
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Re: The Crazy Bald Dyslexic Dwarf Knows Mayan Culture
« Reply #15 on: December 21, 2012, 03:25:12 PM »
As I've said in a previous post, I make no claims about being an expert on the Maya, but I'm beginning to wonder if I may know more about them than nadin.

According to a conversation that I had a while back with an actual Mayan who was also an amateur historian and archaeologist and who was the grandson of a traditional Mayan healer, the major religious ceremonies are still carried out at or near the historical sites such as the pyramids/temples and cenotes. I would think that the end of the old calender would merit a major religious ceremony. I doubt the Mayans would travel to Tijuana to visit with nadin or to some pueblos in the southwestern US.
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Re: The Crazy Bald Dyslexic Dwarf Knows Mayan Culture
« Reply #16 on: December 21, 2012, 03:47:07 PM »
Quote from: FlippyDoo on December 21, 2012, 03:25:12 PM
I doubt the Mayans would travel to Tijuana to visit with nadin or to some pueblos in the southwestern US.
Hey, a Mayan enjoys a good donkey show as much as any other guy.
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Re: The Crazy Bald Dyslexic Dwarf Knows Mayan Culture
« Reply #17 on: December 21, 2012, 03:55:19 PM »
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I was honored when I was invited, as a ladino, to be part of the renewal and cleansing ceremonies that some of the Maya living in Tijuana carried out one year. I know tonight is as intense as any spiritual night can be.

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« Reply #18 on: December 21, 2012, 04:00:35 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on December 21, 2012, 03:47:07 PM
Hey, a Mayan enjoys a good donkey show as much as any other guy.

Maybe so, but a donkey show featuring a Dave Hester look alike? I'm not so sure.
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Re: The Crazy Bald Dyslexic Dwarf Knows Mayan Culture
« Reply #19 on: December 21, 2012, 04:06:20 PM »
Quote from: FlippyDoo on December 21, 2012, 03:25:12 PM
As I've said in a previous post, I make no claims about being an expert on the Maya, but I'm beginning to wonder if I may know more about them than nadin.

According to a conversation that I had a while back with an actual Mayan who was also an amateur historian and archaeologist and who was the grandson of a traditional Mayan healer, the major religious ceremonies are still carried out at or near the historical sites such as the pyramids/temples and cenotes. I would think that the end of the old calender would merit a major religious ceremony. I doubt the Mayans would travel to Tijuana to visit with nadin or to some pueblos in the southwestern US.

The Mayan calendar didn't have a leap year so the end of the world would already have happened (haven't calculated it myself but figure it was probably around January 2008).

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Re: The Crazy Bald Dyslexic Dwarf Knows Mayan Culture
« Reply #20 on: December 21, 2012, 04:11:47 PM »
Quote from: delilahmused on December 21, 2012, 04:06:20 PM
The Mayan calendar didn't have a leap year so the end of the world would already have happened (haven't calculated it myself but figure it was probably around January 2008).

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Nadine probably told them that they didn't need a leap year.
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Re: The Crazy Bald Dyslexic Dwarf Knows Mayan Culture
« Reply #21 on: December 21, 2012, 06:08:40 PM »
Quote from: Gina on December 21, 2012, 12:55:45 PM
Has she ever had sex?

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Re: The Crazy Bald Dyslexic Dwarf Knows Mayan Culture
« Reply #22 on: December 21, 2012, 07:22:18 PM »
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Has she ever had sex?
No, but I thought she was going to.

Then coach backed out of the deal.
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Re: The Crazy Bald Dyslexic Dwarf Knows Mayan Culture
« Reply #23 on: December 21, 2012, 10:25:05 PM »
but, but, but.....I thought she wished she didn't know any of this shit!!!....... :rotf:
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Re: The Crazy Bald Dyslexic Dwarf Knows Mayan Culture
« Reply #24 on: December 22, 2012, 08:49:41 AM »
I'm still  :rotf: about this.
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