Correct about DUmmy Warpy. She's the DUmmy who appears to be the twin sister of President von Hindenberg. After her narrow escape from narcotics charges in the blue hellhole of New England, she exiled herself, I believe, to the wilds of New Mexico.
The DUmp dick inspector, who by her own account has checked out over ten thousand of them, is DUmmy Horse with no Brain. She mops floors in a hospital, and lives in a dusty, crappy trailer park in east Texas with her slutty daughter. She recently started a storyline about a complete inside and out remodel on an imaginary house. It was to include a new kitchen, new roof, new bathroom, new stone exterior, etc., for under thirty thousand dollars.
Well now there are many things one can do with used 10x50 foot trailers. To my surprise I saw them in the south west.
Head on out and look for mobile homes stripped of everything, may cost you $3000 bucks to get two hauled to your site. If you have a function mobile home just place them at each end to make a U form.
Inside the U one can put in a pool or garden, go hog wild with Ideas. The additions to the home need a few walls knocked out for entrances to the new unites but that won't cost but $300 each.
The ones I saw were fantastic, a little imagination and what have you and and the home is triple in size, for when it comes to $30.000 just nickles and dimes.
Don't like the kitchen, paint the sucker, put down Linoleum in the the kitchen and bathroom, buy new furniture and drapes. ------Spend some of that money on a hot tub for the inside of the U. Screw the outside, put your money into what you will enjoy inside the home.
I have seen 3 homes built like this in the South West, are memorable.
