(Cooks off grenade and throws) And the last time the 101st 'airborne' was on jump status was when?...
(Prepares to enter room).
Just kidding! I'm glad to see not everyone has their priorities wrong this thanksgiving.
C company 2-505 PARACHUTE Infantry Regiment, 82nd AIRBORNE Division, "H-Minus, All the Way"!
Welllll, if you want to go down that road, not as long as the last time the Double A (Which I always understood to stand for 'Airborne Assholes') made an actual
combat jump, since every "Combat" jump they've made since then was either a gratuitous addition to the plan to justify their existence, or could just as easily have been accomplished by landing Herks and walking off of them after the Rangers seized an LZ...but they do provide the valuable service of being a recruiting ground for the Ranger Regiment, which provides about all the real combat jump capability we'll ever actually need. It's not still an airborne division because there's a tactical or operational need for a division drop anywhere, but for institutional and internal Army political reasons.
