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Re: Omaha Steve helps Nads order a new pair of jeans: "US made jeans"
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Re: Omaha Steve helps Nads order a new pair of jeans: "US made jeans"
« Reply #51 on: November 24, 2012, 07:17:56 PM »
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Not THAT kind! Jeez!
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Re: Omaha Steve helps Nads order a new pair of jeans: "US made jeans"
« Reply #52 on: November 24, 2012, 07:20:07 PM »


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Re: Omaha Steve helps Nads order a new pair of jeans: "US made jeans"
« Reply #53 on: November 24, 2012, 07:23:07 PM »
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Re: Omaha Steve helps Nads order a new pair of jeans: "US made jeans"
« Reply #54 on: November 24, 2012, 07:26:58 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on November 24, 2012, 07:23:07 PM
Who tucks in a sweater? :-)

Apparently that chick does.

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Re: Omaha Steve helps Nads order a new pair of jeans: "US made jeans"
« Reply #55 on: November 24, 2012, 07:29:03 PM »


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« Reply #56 on: November 24, 2012, 07:29:50 PM »
Aw, man.  Ew.  Ew. :(
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Re: Omaha Steve helps Nads order a new pair of jeans: "US made jeans"
« Reply #57 on: November 24, 2012, 07:32:53 PM »
Quote from: Celtic Rose on November 24, 2012, 07:29:03 PM


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OMG, seriously...do people look in the friggen mirror before they go out?
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Re: Omaha Steve helps Nads order a new pair of jeans: "US made jeans"
« Reply #58 on: November 24, 2012, 07:34:18 PM »
Quote from: BEG on November 24, 2012, 04:19:44 PM
I decided to show you all how good my ass looked in a pair of 501's back in the day...



Way back in the day. :bawl:

Dayum BEG!!!! You was hawt!!!! 

Oops... not saying you ain't hawt now mind you... oh crud! I done stepped in it again.   

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Re: Omaha Steve helps Nads order a new pair of jeans: "US made jeans"
« Reply #59 on: November 24, 2012, 07:36:25 PM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on November 24, 2012, 07:34:18 PM
Dayum BEG!!!! You was hawt!!!! 

Oops... not saying you ain't hawt now mind you... oh crud! I done stepped in it again.   

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I was going to say...













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Re: Omaha Steve helps Nads order a new pair of jeans: "US made jeans"
« Reply #60 on: November 24, 2012, 07:43:24 PM »
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Re: Omaha Steve helps Nads order a new pair of jeans: "US made jeans"
« Reply #61 on: November 24, 2012, 07:46:52 PM »
Must be laundry day.
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Re: Omaha Steve helps Nads order a new pair of jeans: "US made jeans"
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Re: Omaha Steve helps Nads order a new pair of jeans: "US made jeans"
« Reply #63 on: November 24, 2012, 08:07:43 PM »
Quote from: BEG on November 24, 2012, 07:05:43 PM
I think I know what you are talking about. It flattens their ass. The waist to the crotch is really short so every woman has a muffin top no matter if she really has one or not. It's almost like it makes their ass and leg look like it's one piece, there is no "crease" to the lower butt like normal people have.

You described it better than I could. I still think 'weird' fits though.   :-)
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Re: Omaha Steve helps Nads order a new pair of jeans: "US made jeans"
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Re: Omaha Steve helps Nads order a new pair of jeans: "US made jeans"
« Reply #65 on: November 24, 2012, 09:10:53 PM »
Quote from: BEG on November 24, 2012, 07:20:07 PM

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Re: Omaha Steve helps Nads order a new pair of jeans: "US made jeans"
« Reply #66 on: November 24, 2012, 09:15:57 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on November 24, 2012, 02:25:12 PM
It's hard to find jeans in size 56-20.

Or a size 68 extra fat or size 12 Dwarf.



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Re: Omaha Steve helps Nads order a new pair of jeans: "US made jeans"
« Reply #67 on: November 24, 2012, 09:34:24 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on November 24, 2012, 06:43:32 PM
I'll bet nadin's ass looks like a million bucks in those U.S.-made jeans.

I'm sure they make the perfect size for her.

Her tailor is a tent and awning company.

Proably leftovers from when the US had their own Airships or more popularly Zeppelins.
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Re: Omaha Steve helps Nads order a new pair of jeans: "US made jeans"
« Reply #68 on: November 24, 2012, 09:35:52 PM »
Quote from: BEG on November 24, 2012, 07:08:21 PM
They also make your butt look like you only have one cheek, if you know what I mean.


I thought they called those mom jeans?.........................Runs away.
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Re: Omaha Steve helps Nads order a new pair of jeans: "US made jeans"
« Reply #69 on: November 24, 2012, 11:07:32 PM »
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Thanks to Omaha Steve, I found US made. So just ordered a replacement

http://www.gussetclothing.com/

Will let you know how good they are. But these guys had the style I like in the size I need. Best part, yup, a tad more expensive, but they are providing jobs to Americans.

Nutcase nadin lies again. That is Diamond Gusset jeans, and the largest women's size they make is with a 39" waist.

The crazy bald dwarf cruised past the 39" waist mark back when they were kicking her in the knees in her Mexican elementary school.

They go up to 58" in men's jeans, which might be big enough, but the dwarf insists she must have women's clothes.

This company is located here in red state hell, and by coincidence I know one of the founding partners.

The DUmp would not approve of his politics.
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Re: Omaha Steve helps Nads order a new pair of jeans: "US made jeans"
« Reply #70 on: November 24, 2012, 11:51:48 PM »
Quote from: Airwolf on November 24, 2012, 09:35:52 PM

I thought they called those mom jeans?.........................Runs away.

You don't have to run away from me, I will never wear mom jeans.
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Re: Omaha Steve helps Nads order a new pair of jeans: "US made jeans"
« Reply #71 on: November 25, 2012, 10:28:25 AM »
Quote from: ChuckJ on November 24, 2012, 06:47:28 PM
No. Not at all. They only way I know to explain is with an example. I hope BEG doesn't mind.

If a man sees BEG walking down the street in the jeans in that photo, he's going to have positive thoughts. They may not be clean thoughts, but they will be positive. At least I consider them positive. You take BEG and put her in the jeans that I'm talking about and the same guy will think, "what the hell?"

There's just something about some of the jeans that I've been seeing lately that will take an attractive woman and make her look strange. I would generally say that the jeans are too small, but it just looks like it's more than that. Maybe the way they're cut or something. I'm not seamstress so I don't know, but I do know when something looks weird.

You mean kinda like seeing Obama in "mom jeans?"
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Re: Omaha Steve helps Nads order a new pair of jeans: "US made jeans"
« Reply #72 on: November 25, 2012, 10:30:43 AM »
Quote from: Skul on November 24, 2012, 07:43:24 PM
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Re: Omaha Steve helps Nads order a new pair of jeans: "US made jeans"
« Reply #73 on: November 25, 2012, 04:19:16 PM »
Quote from: BEG on November 24, 2012, 04:19:44 PM
I decided to show you all how good my ass looked in a pair of 501's back in the day...



Way back in the day. :bawl:

And we do appreciate it too. :-)



Very very nice.
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Re: Omaha Steve helps Nads order a new pair of jeans: "US made jeans"
« Reply #74 on: November 25, 2012, 04:36:26 PM »
Quote from: Carl on November 24, 2012, 02:33:26 PM
I am guessing nads and OS both take about the same size.

That makes perfect sense, since they want to get into each others' pants.

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