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Offline Mr Mannn

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Re: Omaha Steve helps Nads order a new pair of jeans: "US made jeans"
« Reply #25 on: November 24, 2012, 05:05:08 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on November 24, 2012, 02:49:49 PM
Nads.... is this you?  :lmao:

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Hi5. Cause Nads is an apt name. But I'm betting she already has a pair... :whistling:
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Re: Omaha Steve helps Nads order a new pair of jeans: "US made jeans"
« Reply #26 on: November 24, 2012, 05:05:55 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on November 24, 2012, 04:47:19 PM
Yes, extremely.
I'm sure you know that a lurking DUmmy stevenumbers is printing that picture as we speak, for his future pleasure.

Well, you just ruined it for me. :puke:
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Re: Omaha Steve helps Nads order a new pair of jeans: "US made jeans"
« Reply #27 on: November 24, 2012, 05:07:34 PM »
Quote from: JakeStyle on November 24, 2012, 04:57:47 PM
I like carhartt jeans, they last forever.

I have a couple pair of the FR jeans.  Expensive as hell, but I'll take that over skin grafts if shit goes downhill.
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Re: Omaha Steve helps Nads order a new pair of jeans: "US made jeans"
« Reply #28 on: November 24, 2012, 05:16:28 PM »
Can you emagine gNads and the neckbeard in the same room?
It would look like TweedleDUmb and TweedleDUmber.
I sure hope she washed the stains out of them after he sent them.
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Re: Omaha Steve helps Nads order a new pair of jeans: "US made jeans"
« Reply #29 on: November 24, 2012, 05:24:00 PM »
Quote from: jtyangel on November 24, 2012, 02:44:12 PM
OH and btw, they have pairs with reinforced ass, hips, and knees...wonder if nads got the ass reinforcements.  :lmao:






She needed knee reinforcement!
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Re: Omaha Steve helps Nads order a new pair of jeans: "US made jeans"
« Reply #30 on: November 24, 2012, 05:43:21 PM »
Quote from: BEG on November 24, 2012, 04:19:44 PM
I decided to show you all how good my ass looked in a pair of 501's back in the day...



Way back in the day. :bawl:

A while back I would have said that you didn't need 501s. That any jeans would do. With some of the jeans I've seen lately, however, I don't know if that's true. I've seen some jeans (I don't know the brand) that takes a woman with a nice figure and makes her look weird (that's the only word that will fit).
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Re: Omaha Steve helps Nads order a new pair of jeans: "US made jeans"
« Reply #31 on: November 24, 2012, 05:45:18 PM »
Quote from: Skul on November 24, 2012, 05:16:28 PM
Can you emagine gNads and the neckbeard in the same room?
It would look like TweedleDUmb and TweedleDUmber.
I sure hope she washed the stains out of them after he sent them.

You need to read Big Dog's story--priceless, doll-link.
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Re: Omaha Steve helps Nads order a new pair of jeans: "US made jeans"
« Reply #32 on: November 24, 2012, 05:53:38 PM »
Quote from: ChuckJ on November 24, 2012, 05:43:21 PM
A while back I would have said that you didn't need 501s. That any jeans would do. With some of the jeans I've seen lately, however, I don't know if that's true. I've seen some jeans (I don't know the brand) that takes a woman with a nice figure and makes her look weird (that's the only word that will fit).
Are those the jeans that get advertised on TV, the ones where they squeeze a 200-lb woman into 160-lb jeans?

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Re: Omaha Steve helps Nads order a new pair of jeans: "US made jeans"
« Reply #33 on: November 24, 2012, 05:56:09 PM »
Quote from: BEG on November 24, 2012, 04:19:44 PM
I decided to show you all how good my ass looked in a pair of 501's back in the day...



Way back in the day. :bawl:

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Re: Omaha Steve helps Nads order a new pair of jeans: "US made jeans"
« Reply #34 on: November 24, 2012, 05:57:01 PM »
Quote from: RobJohnson on November 24, 2012, 05:24:00 PM





She needed knee reinforcement!
Beachballs have knees??
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Re: Omaha Steve helps Nads order a new pair of jeans: "US made jeans"
« Reply #35 on: November 24, 2012, 05:59:36 PM »
Quote from: Skul on November 24, 2012, 04:46:19 PM
I never got past this part..That's just plain weird.

Translation into normal person English.  "Yesterday I tore my Levi's.  I don't know how I did it.  They just don't last anymore now that they make them overseas.  When they made them in the US, they used to last."

At least, I'm assume that was what she meant.
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Re: Omaha Steve helps Nads order a new pair of jeans: "US made jeans"
« Reply #36 on: November 24, 2012, 06:01:41 PM »
Quote from: Skul on November 24, 2012, 05:57:01 PM
Beachballs have knees??
They just roll over to the appropriate spot.
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Re: Omaha Steve helps Nads order a new pair of jeans: "US made jeans"
« Reply #37 on: November 24, 2012, 06:03:37 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on November 24, 2012, 06:01:41 PM
They just roll over to the appropriate spot.

Dying over here
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Re: Omaha Steve helps Nads order a new pair of jeans: "US made jeans"
« Reply #38 on: November 24, 2012, 06:06:05 PM »
Quote from: Celtic Rose on November 24, 2012, 05:59:36 PM
Translation into normal person English.  "Yesterday I tore my Levi's.  I don't know how I did it.  They just don't last anymore now that they make them overseas.  When they made them in the US, they used to last."

At least, I'm assume that was what she meant.
Ahh, for a minute I thought she misspelled "maid" as "made".
Thought she was talking about girl parts. *shudder*


Quote from: Chris_ on November 24, 2012, 06:01:41 PM
They just roll over to the appropriate spot.
A light dusting of talcum powder will help find it.  :-)
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Re: Omaha Steve helps Nads order a new pair of jeans: "US made jeans"
« Reply #39 on: November 24, 2012, 06:06:18 PM »
Quote from: BEG on November 24, 2012, 04:19:44 PM
I decided to show you all how good my ass looked in a pair of 501's back in the day...



Way back in the day. :bawl:

This just turned into my favorite thread of the day!  :-)
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Re: Omaha Steve helps Nads order a new pair of jeans: "US made jeans"
« Reply #40 on: November 24, 2012, 06:06:37 PM »
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Re: Omaha Steve helps Nads order a new pair of jeans: "US made jeans"
« Reply #41 on: November 24, 2012, 06:09:17 PM »
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Re: Omaha Steve helps Nads order a new pair of jeans: "US made jeans"
« Reply #42 on: November 24, 2012, 06:15:31 PM »
Quote from: Skul on November 24, 2012, 06:06:05 PM
Ahh, for a minute I thought she misspelled "maid" as "made".
Thought she was talking about girl parts. *shudder*

A light dusting of talcum powder will help find it.  :-)

Or flour
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Re: Omaha Steve helps Nads order a new pair of jeans: "US made jeans"
« Reply #43 on: November 24, 2012, 06:42:45 PM »
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Re: Omaha Steve helps Nads order a new pair of jeans: "US made jeans"
« Reply #44 on: November 24, 2012, 06:43:32 PM »
I'll bet nadin's ass looks like a million bucks in those U.S.-made jeans.

I'm sure they make the perfect size for her.

Her tailor is a tent and awning company.
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Re: Omaha Steve helps Nads order a new pair of jeans: "US made jeans"
« Reply #45 on: November 24, 2012, 06:47:28 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on November 24, 2012, 05:53:38 PM
Are those the jeans that get advertised on TV, the ones where they squeeze a 200-lb woman into 160-lb jeans?


No. Not at all. They only way I know to explain is with an example. I hope BEG doesn't mind.

If a man sees BEG walking down the street in the jeans in that photo, he's going to have positive thoughts. They may not be clean thoughts, but they will be positive. At least I consider them positive. You take BEG and put her in the jeans that I'm talking about and the same guy will think, "what the hell?"

There's just something about some of the jeans that I've been seeing lately that will take an attractive woman and make her look strange. I would generally say that the jeans are too small, but it just looks like it's more than that. Maybe the way they're cut or something. I'm not seamstress so I don't know, but I do know when something looks weird.
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Re: Omaha Steve helps Nads order a new pair of jeans: "US made jeans"
« Reply #46 on: November 24, 2012, 07:05:43 PM »
Quote from: ChuckJ on November 24, 2012, 06:47:28 PM
No. Not at all. They only way I know to explain is with an example. I hope BEG doesn't mind.

If a man sees BEG walking down the street in the jeans in that photo, he's going to have positive thoughts. They may not be clean thoughts, but they will be positive. At least I consider them positive. You take BEG and put her in the jeans that I'm talking about and the same guy will think, "what the hell?"

There's just something about some of the jeans that I've been seeing lately that will take an attractive woman and make her look strange. I would generally say that the jeans are too small, but it just looks like it's more than that. Maybe the way they're cut or something. I'm not seamstress so I don't know, but I do know when something looks weird.

I think I know what you are talking about. It flattens their ass. The waist to the crotch is really short so every woman has a muffin top no matter if she really has one or not. It's almost like it makes their ass and leg look like it's one piece, there is no "crease" to the lower butt like normal people have.
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Re: Omaha Steve helps Nads order a new pair of jeans: "US made jeans"
« Reply #47 on: November 24, 2012, 07:08:21 PM »
They also make your butt look like you only have one cheek, if you know what I mean.
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Re: Omaha Steve helps Nads order a new pair of jeans: "US made jeans"
« Reply #48 on: November 24, 2012, 07:11:14 PM »
Quote from: BEG on November 24, 2012, 07:08:21 PM
They also make your butt look like you only have one cheek, if you know what I mean.
Umm, no. Pictures please.  :-)
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« Reply #49 on: November 24, 2012, 07:11:57 PM »
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