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Re: Re: Just Got Laid...
« Reply #25 on: November 19, 2012, 08:42:01 PM »
When I saw the thread title, I thought it was from Stevie numbers.
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Re: Just Got Laid...
« Reply #26 on: November 19, 2012, 08:42:16 PM »
Added one more to the list.

Oh now, no way.

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Re: Just Got Laid...
« Reply #27 on: November 19, 2012, 08:44:29 PM »
I may be the only bald person here.  :-)
There's a difference between being bald and giving up. :whistling:
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Re: Just Got Laid...
« Reply #28 on: November 19, 2012, 08:46:11 PM »
There's a difference between being bald and giving up. :whistling:

My wife doesn't mind the baldness so it's a moot point.  :-)
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Re: Re: Just Got Laid...
« Reply #29 on: November 19, 2012, 08:58:06 PM »
When I saw the thread title, I thought it was from Stevie numbers.
I can see why you'd think that, since DUmmies lie, all the time.

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Re: Just Got Laid...
« Reply #30 on: November 19, 2012, 08:59:47 PM »
When I saw the thread title, I thought it was from Stevie numbers.

See, I wasn't the only one thinking about some DUmmies sex life...
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Re: Re: Just Got Laid...
« Reply #31 on: November 19, 2012, 09:02:45 PM »
When I saw the thread title, I thought it was from Stevie numbers.

Naw; if it was Stevie numbers, the thread title would have been "Missed it by THAT MUCH" :-)
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Re: Just Got Laid...
« Reply #32 on: November 19, 2012, 09:24:56 PM »
See, I wasn't the only one thinking about some DUmmies sex life...

When it comes to their sex lives, DUmmies have it well in hand.

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Re: Just Got Laid...
« Reply #33 on: November 19, 2012, 09:29:55 PM »
When it comes to their sex lives, DUmmies have it well in hand.

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Re: Re: Just Got Laid...
« Reply #34 on: November 20, 2012, 12:13:16 AM »
Naw; if it was Stevie numbers, the thread title would have been "Missed it by THAT MUCH" :-)

That or "Wrong Hole"  :rotf: Pretty much the same thing, but you're a much more polite man than I.

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Re: Just Got Laid...
« Reply #35 on: November 20, 2012, 12:34:26 AM »
When it comes to their sex lives, DUmmies have it well in hand.


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Re: Just Got Laid...
« Reply #36 on: November 20, 2012, 12:42:50 AM »
Just heard a report about that earlier tonight. Sick. So as of now they're all just allowed to walk around San Fran all willy nilly with their parts hanging out? Imagine hundreds of Steve Dawes, and Nadins' walking around buck naked... :puke:

Not to mention many of them could have herpes, gonorrhea, syphilis, and probably AIDS too. SPREAD the love, I guess... :puke:

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Re: Just Got Laid...
« Reply #37 on: November 20, 2012, 12:48:55 AM »
Just heard a report about that earlier tonight. Sick. So as of now they're all just allowed to walk around San Fran all willy nilly with their parts hanging out? Imagine hundreds of Steve Dawes, and Nadins' walking around buck naked... :puke:

Not to mention many of them could have herpes, gonorrhea, syphilis, and probably AIDS too. SPREAD the love, I guess... :puke:

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Re: Just Got Laid...
« Reply #38 on: November 20, 2012, 12:49:24 AM »
of Steve Dawes, and Nadins' walking around buck naked...


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Re: Just Got Laid...
« Reply #39 on: November 20, 2012, 02:03:21 AM »
And I thought Matt & Trey took it a little too far with it playing forwards. Jesus... I should bs you for that nastiness. Lol.

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Re: Just Got Laid...
« Reply #40 on: November 20, 2012, 03:07:44 AM »
Dang.  I was really hoping a DUmmy went online to brag about his sex life.  :(

Ewwwwwww! I think I just threw up in my mouth a little...panther suits...cat women/men/undetermined being serenaded by a ghost chicken breathing heavy...brain bleach!

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Re: Just Got Laid...
« Reply #41 on: November 20, 2012, 05:42:32 AM »
Oh now, no way.

You're a paragon of composure and equinimity, calm even in a storm.

I would hope that I'm somewhat more difficult to decipher, but I know that you have me figured out. :wink:
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Re: Just Got Laid...
« Reply #42 on: November 20, 2012, 07:43:40 AM »
And typically:

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My brother got a great IT job with a school district and since they have their own retirement system, you (and they) contribute to that instead of Social Security. Then when you retire you can get Social Security AND Teacher Retirement or you can take a lump sum.


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Re: Just Got Laid...
« Reply #43 on: November 20, 2012, 07:45:55 AM »
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81. Check out the school districts and universities in your area

My brother got a great IT job with a school district and since they have their own retirement system, you (and they) contribute to that instead of Social Security. Then when you retire you can get Social Security AND Teacher Retirement or you can take a lump sum.

Shame you DUmbasses don't understand that the very companies and system you trash are the same companies, via the same system, that the retirement account is invested in.
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Re: Just Got Laid...
« Reply #44 on: November 20, 2012, 08:15:29 AM »
Shame you DUmbasses don't understand that the very companies and system you trash are the same companies, via the same system, that the retirement account is invested in.

And solar panels are made out of petroleum by-products.  That fact has nothing to do with this subject, but I thought I would throw it in anyway.

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Re: Just Got Laid...
« Reply #45 on: November 20, 2012, 08:42:56 AM »
Rebel, they just never make that connection.  They think pension funds are sitting in a piggy bank.  They have spent the last four years bitching up a storm about "corporations" and how unspeakably evil they are.  It was all the rage.  Their precious pensions that they covet rely on a large basket of successful corporations, of course.  Calpers was the largest investor in a company I once worked for; they sat on the board even. 

I know you all know this; I only mention this in case a lurker stops by and maybe a neuron clicks.  But I'm not counting on it. 

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Re: Just Got Laid...
« Reply #46 on: November 20, 2012, 04:20:18 PM »
When it comes to their sex lives, DUmmies have it well in hand.

Nope.
DUmmies are so vile, not even their own hands will **** them.
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Re: Just Got Laid...
« Reply #47 on: November 20, 2012, 04:47:04 PM »
Rebel, they just never make that connection.  They think pension funds are sitting in a piggy bank.  They have spent the last four years bitching up a storm about "corporations" and how unspeakably evil they are.  It was all the rage.  Their precious pensions that they covet rely on a large basket of successful corporations, of course.  Calpers was the largest investor in a company I once worked for; they sat on the board even.  

I know you all know this; I only mention this in case a lurker stops by and maybe a neuron clicks.  But I'm not counting on it.  

Exactly.  They have no idea who institutional investors are and no concept of debt or equity.  Then they complain when the bottom drops out of their 401k.  I am having a hard time putting a phrase on this but it is really a gross lack of fundamental financial education.  It would seem one does not have to read the Journal every day to have a decent grasp on the subject of money and investing for retirement.  But then I would be happy to just have kids learn about interest and how to balance a check book.  

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Re: Just Got Laid...
« Reply #48 on: November 20, 2012, 11:34:59 PM »
I may be the only bald person here.  :-)

I'm pretty much there. I use a razor to take off the "perv ring" so I look more like a UFC fighter.
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Re: Just Got Laid...
« Reply #49 on: November 20, 2012, 11:40:36 PM »
I'm pretty much there. I use a razor to take off the "perv ring" so I look more like a UFC fighter.

Yup; me too.  Funny thing is, keeping the "streamlined" look is more high maintenance than hair care ever was when I had any. :confused:
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