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Just Got Laid...
« on: November 19, 2012, 04:50:47 PM »
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I just got laid off.

 I have decades of IT experience and I need something in the Philly area.

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Re: Just Got Laid...
« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2012, 04:59:01 PM »
I hire IT types.
You need to take and pass a drug test, agree to random drug tests as well as random lifestyle polygraphs.

I'm sure that eliminates the DUmmy right there.  Hope he/she/it enjoys his/her/its foodstamps.
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Re: Just Got Laid...
« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2012, 05:02:50 PM »
Career advice for DUmmy drmnumbers: Start planning your relocation to Mumbai or New Delhi.

Get "Slumdog Millionaire" from Netflix to see how you'll live.

My advice from visiting India - find a place to live upwind of the city.

Lots of jobs in his field there, probably with his same company, maybe the job he just lost.
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Re: Just Got Laid...
« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2012, 05:08:55 PM »
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11. Don't forget Craigslist.

 
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Mon Nov 19, 2012, 03:21 PM
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14. I already did that.

I posted my resume with all personal information removed. That's how I got my current (for 2 weeks) job.

Is it me, or am I misreading the DUmmy's post, he only had his job for two weeks?

Things that make you go hmmm.
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Re: Just Got Laid...
« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2012, 05:14:22 PM »
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10. kick and good luck

things are actually starting to look up

 :mental: What planet is she from? 

Seriously can anyone be more wrong than Nads? 

I swear she's the female version of Socialist Steve.
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Re: Just Got Laid...
« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2012, 05:17:01 PM »
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11. Don't forget Craigslist.


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Must be 18 years or older

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Re: Just Got Laid...
« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2012, 05:18:29 PM »
Quote from: Ogre on November 19, 2012, 05:08:55 PM
Is it me, or am I misreading the DUmmy's post, he only had his job for two weeks?

Things that make you go hmmm.
In a just world, that would qualify him for a pension. I'm so ashamed of America.
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Re: Just Got Laid...
« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2012, 05:35:02 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on November 19, 2012, 05:18:29 PM
In a just world, that would qualify him for a pension. I'm so ashamed of America.

I think you forgot the sarcasm/DU mode tag. :-)

The point I was trying to make is he only had his current job two weeks.  It appears that he didn't make it past his probation period which begs the question as to why he didn't.

If I was a betting man my money would be on him being popped for a random drug test, failing it, and was subsequently "laid off".
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Re: Just Got Laid...
« Reply #8 on: November 19, 2012, 05:41:48 PM »
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I just got laid off.

 I have decades of IT experience and I need something in the Philly area.

Decades of experience, hmmm?  Sounds like a bitch of a way to amass "decades of experience"; 2 weeks at work and 3 months between jobs at a hitch.  :lmao:

Quote from: Ogre on November 19, 2012, 05:35:02 PM
The point I was trying to make is he only had his current job two weeks.  It appears that he didn't make it past his probation period which begs the question as to why he didn't.

If I was a betting man my money would be on him being popped for a random drug test, failing it, and was subsequently "laid off".

No bet, Ogre.  Checked up the turnip patch just before I came in to post this: I'm in no danger of falling off the turnip truck this week (h/t to JohnnyReb  :-) ).

"Fat stoned and stupid is no way to go through life, DUmbshit.  And yet you shun anything else. :lmao:
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Re: Just Got Laid...
« Reply #9 on: November 19, 2012, 05:43:42 PM »
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19. Consulting an option?

If you're interested in consulting, check out Accenture, IBM, CSC, Infosys, and the like. Also the Big 4 have IT consulting arms.


Someone is going to consult with a DUmpmonkey.

How bad would it have to be before you'd pay for advice from a DUmmy?
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Re: Just Got Laid...
« Reply #10 on: November 19, 2012, 05:45:42 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on November 19, 2012, 05:43:42 PM


Someone is going to consult with a DUmpmonkey.

How bad would it have to be before you'd pay for advice from a DUmmy?

I'd rather have to call Dell and speak with a person from India than talk with a DUmmie for computer help.
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Re: Just Got Laid...
« Reply #11 on: November 19, 2012, 05:47:01 PM »
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I have decades of IT experience


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Re: Just Got Laid...
« Reply #12 on: November 19, 2012, 05:48:01 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on November 19, 2012, 05:45:42 PM
I'd rather have to call Dell and speak with a person from India than talk with a DUmmie for computer help.
The funny thing is when you can hardly understand the Indian accent, but the guy says his name is "Jason".
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Re: Just Got Laid...
« Reply #13 on: November 19, 2012, 06:08:39 PM »
I talked with a "Dan" today who didn't know Thursday was Thanksgiving until I told him. He admitted he'd forgotten "you" had that holiday. It was the first time I'd seen the charade admitted to.
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Re: Just Got Laid...
« Reply #14 on: November 19, 2012, 06:22:06 PM »
Quote from: Ogre on November 19, 2012, 05:35:02 PM
I think you forgot the sarcasm/DU mode tag. :-)

It's GOBUCKS...you can safely assume he's starting from sarcasm.

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Re: Just Got Laid...
« Reply #15 on: November 19, 2012, 06:59:48 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on November 19, 2012, 06:22:06 PM
It's GOBUCKS...you can safely assume he's starting from sarcasm.

 :lmao:

I suspected as much, but you know what happens when you "assume".

I'm still a noob when it comes to individual personalities around here.
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Re: Just Got Laid...
« Reply #16 on: November 19, 2012, 07:58:47 PM »
Dang.  I was really hoping a DUmmy went online to brag about his sex life.  :(
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Re: Just Got Laid...
« Reply #17 on: November 19, 2012, 08:00:59 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on November 19, 2012, 07:58:47 PM
Dang.  I was really hoping a DUmmy went online to brag about his sex life.  :(

No you don't, you would have nightmares for weeks if they did.  :-)
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Re: Just Got Laid...
« Reply #18 on: November 19, 2012, 08:06:10 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on November 19, 2012, 07:58:47 PM
Dang.  I was really hoping a DUmmy went online to brag about his sex life.

If it ever happens, you can rest assured they will go online to brag about it.
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Re: Just Got Laid...
« Reply #19 on: November 19, 2012, 08:18:21 PM »
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drm604 (13,421 posts)
I just got laid off.

 I have decades of IT experience and I need something in the Philly area.

Playing space invaders on your Commodore64 in your mom's basement since 1983 and 13,421 posts on DU aren't exactly what hiring managers call "decades of IT experience".
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Re: Just Got Laid...
« Reply #20 on: November 19, 2012, 08:29:12 PM »
Quote from: Ogre on November 19, 2012, 06:59:48 PM
I suspected as much, but you know what happens when you "assume".

I'm still a noob when it comes to individual personalities around here.

A short guide, with alas too many who should be mentioned, but I said "short."

GOBUCKS is good, great, at sarcasm.

Ballygrl loves everybody, including primitives.

JohnnyReb is a great raconteur.

Karin is sharply to the point.

Tanker comes across as being gravely serious, and he is, he knows his stuff, but he can be funny too.

BadCat, USA4ME, and franksolich loathe the primitives more than anybody else here.

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Chris_ keeps everybody in line, in a nice way.

Among moderators, Freeper is great, although I'm a little afraid of SGT Snuggle Bunny, as if scared of getting caught with my hand in the cookie jar, and one doesn't want to let SGT down.

Tucker is salt of the earth, down to earth.

Revolution has franksolich's tenacity.

There's more, but I said a "short" list; hope this helps.
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Re: Just Got Laid...
« Reply #21 on: November 19, 2012, 08:31:58 PM »
Oh, and I forgot.

In real life, BadCat, Tucker, and franksolich are the long-hairs here.
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Re: Just Got Laid...
« Reply #22 on: November 19, 2012, 08:32:57 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on November 19, 2012, 08:29:12 PM
A short guide, with alas too many who should be mentioned, but I said "short."

GOBUCKS is good, great, at sarcasm.

Ballygrl loves everybody, including primitives.

JohnnyReb is a great raconteur.

Karin is sharply to the point.

Tanker comes across as being gravely serious, and he is, he knows his stuff, but he can be funny too.

BadCat, USA4ME, and franksolich loathe the primitives more than anybody else here.

Big Dog is the best writer, sans peer.

ChuckJ is laid back and mellow.

formerlurker is hard-hitting.

Chris_ keeps everybody in line, in a nice way.

Among moderators, Freeper is great, although I'm a little afraid of SGT Snuggle Bunny, as if scared of getting caught with my hand in the cookie jar, and one doesn't want to let SGT down.

Tucker is salt of the earth, down to earth.

Revolution has franksolich's tenacity.

Thundley4 is just a smart ass.

There's more, but I said a "short" list; hope this helps.

Added one more to the list.
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Re: Just Got Laid...
« Reply #23 on: November 19, 2012, 08:38:51 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on November 19, 2012, 08:31:58 PM
Oh, and I forgot.

In real life, BadCat, Tucker, and franksolich are the long-hairs here.

I may be the only bald person here.  :-)
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Re: Just Got Laid...
« Reply #24 on: November 19, 2012, 08:40:11 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on November 19, 2012, 08:38:51 PM
I may be the only bald person here.  :-)

I'm not far behind in that area. I keep it short enough that I look bald from a distance.
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