Damn you, primitives, damn you all to Hell.
I suppose one can blame the demise of Hostess to disruptive labor union practices that break a business, but part of the blame lies on the shoulders of the primitives, who enthusiastically support such practices.
I'm supposed to get a haircut at 3:00 this afternoon, and so was going to wait until then to get something I've never had in my life, a Hostess Ho-Ho, at the convenience store in town.
On the Head of St. John the Baptist, that's God's honest truth; franksolich in his whole life has never consumed a Hostess product. Nothing against the company; it just happens franksolich doesn't have a sweet tooth.
But after hearing all the news about such products rapidly evaporating from store shelves, at 1:30 I hopped into the car and dashed to town.
Remember where I live; there's not exactly many people out here on the eastern slope of the Sandhills of Nebraska.
I got to town, dashed into the store, rushed to the Hostess display shelves.....and no Hostess Ho-Hos.
There were still a couple of packages of Hostess "snowballs" (?--not sure) and two of pastry, and one of two orange cupcakes.
I bought the last item, the orange cupcakes, as I wasn't too enamored of the other choices.
But franksolich got no Ho-Hos. Not a Ho-Ho.
franksolich is going to go to his grave never having tried that American original, a Hostess Ho-Ho.
Damn the ****ing primitives all to Hell.