What does a bunny drink ?
Fermented carrot juice ?
Yes, along with vodka, rum and whatever was in that bottle hidden behind the toilet at your uncle's house.
If you are drunk out on the tundra, and you run across a ptarmigan...can you still kick it's a$$?
Yes, with pearl onions and corn bread.
Hmm, I wonder what the chances are that ptarmigan will post in this thread?
He's stuck nesting while the wife is out shopping.