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Drunk bunny
« on: October 27, 2012, 11:42:47 PM »
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Re: Drunk bunny
« Reply #1 on: October 28, 2012, 02:05:54 AM »
What does a bunny drink ?

Fermented carrot juice ?

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Re: Drunk bunny
« Reply #2 on: October 28, 2012, 05:46:42 AM »
If you are drunk out on the tundra, and you run across a ptarmigan...can you still kick it's a$$?

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Re: Drunk bunny
« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2012, 06:34:51 PM »
Hmmm. I don't think the Bunny is drunk anymore...
I can contribute a half bottle of Passion-fruit Rum...from Captain Morgan private stash too!
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Re: Drunk bunny
« Reply #4 on: October 29, 2012, 06:54:59 PM »
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Hmm, I wonder what the chances are that ptarmigan will post in this thread?
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Re: Drunk bunny
« Reply #5 on: October 29, 2012, 07:14:37 PM »
What does a bunny drink ?

Fermented carrot juice ?

Yes, along with vodka, rum and whatever was in that bottle hidden behind the toilet at your uncle's house.


If you are drunk out on the tundra, and you run across a ptarmigan...can you still kick it's a$$?

Yes, with pearl onions and corn bread.

Hmm, I wonder what the chances are that ptarmigan will post in this thread?

He's stuck nesting while the wife is out shopping.
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Re: Drunk bunny
« Reply #6 on: October 29, 2012, 08:40:33 PM »
Yes, along with vodka, rum and whatever was in that bottle hidden behind the toilet at your uncle's house.

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Dear God man ! That's the nitro-glycerine ! Kept there for those special times when even a double helping of Taco Bell won't get things moving.