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Offline Wineslob

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Kill me
« on: October 24, 2012, 12:25:55 PM »
My daughter has gone from this:




To this:





In what seems like an instant.

The gal on the right is "cricket" (indside joke) and is this years Gold Nugget Queen. She's an absolute sweetheart. My daughter? Crazy ass.  :rofl:


They (read SHE) decided to "photobomb" people at Magic Mountain's photo booth.




 :-)

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Re: Kill me
« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2012, 12:31:53 PM »
uh oh.

You in twubble, mang....
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Re: Kill me
« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2012, 12:36:16 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on October 24, 2012, 12:25:55 PM
My daughter has gone from this:




To this:





In what seems like an instant.

The gal on the right is "cricket" (indside joke) and is this years Gold Nugget Queen. She's an absolute sweetheart. My daughter? Crazy ass.  :rofl:


They (read SHE) decided to "photobomb" people at Magic Mountain's photo booth.




 :-)



Tell ya what--I'm hiring Blackwater (or is it Xe now?) security teams to overwatch my daughter (who just turned 5).  Some cretin lays a finger on her, and he gets it shot off. :tongue:
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Re: Kill me
« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2012, 12:52:06 PM »
WS....you are sooooo screwed!  :lmao:

Remember what you were like at 18?

Um yeah...the 18 yo males out there today ...

are worse.  :tongue:





All kidding aside....your daughter is beautiful!!!  :cheersmate:
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Re: Kill me
« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2012, 12:52:52 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on October 24, 2012, 12:25:55 PM
My daughter has gone from this:

To this:

In what seems like an instant.


Looks like you might need this...

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Re: Kill me
« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2012, 01:02:52 PM »
Mine too and if I recall ours are around the same age
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Re: Kill me
« Reply #6 on: October 24, 2012, 01:03:25 PM »
 :rofl:  I love the photobombing!   :lmao:
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Re: Kill me
« Reply #7 on: October 24, 2012, 01:14:50 PM »
WS you better keep an eye on her. And make sure you have a gun by your side. You will need it.
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Re: Kill me
« Reply #8 on: October 24, 2012, 01:16:26 PM »
 :lmao:

I have 2 of them.  One is my biological daughter and the other is one we 'adopted' a little over a year ago.  It's a long story but basically she had a really sad home life and now lives with us. 

They are both beautiful girls and I have an entire high school filled with young men absolutely terrified of me.  For reals.  I intend to keep it that way.

I feel your pain WS.

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Re: Kill me
« Reply #9 on: October 24, 2012, 01:38:19 PM »
Good luck.

I have to watch out for my sisters. Luckily I have one that lives out in the middle of no where so I don't have to worry as much. The other one I have to worry about since she is going to be 13 this year. I need a gun or maybe a hand cannon to protect her from the demons.
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Re: Kill me
« Reply #10 on: October 24, 2012, 04:21:42 PM »
Quote from: Kyle Ricky on October 24, 2012, 01:14:50 PM
WS you better keep an eye on her. And make sure you have a gun by your side. You will need it.


You ain't kiddin. THIS is a 15YO?





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"Practice random violence and senseless acts of brutality"

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Re: Kill me
« Reply #11 on: October 24, 2012, 04:24:43 PM »
Quote from: debk on October 24, 2012, 12:52:06 PM
WS....you are sooooo screwed!  :lmao:

Remember what you were like at 18?

Um yeah...the 18 yo males out there today ...

are worse.  :tongue:



All kidding aside....your daughter is beautiful!!!  :cheersmate:


Thanks Deb. Ya she's...........something else.  She has a 17 y.o. boyfriend, been scaring the living shit out of him....

He's a good kid. Passed the muster.
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"Practice random violence and senseless acts of brutality"

If you want a gender neutral bathroom, go pee in the forest.

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Re: Kill me
« Reply #12 on: October 24, 2012, 04:25:45 PM »
My Jr. Prom date  didn't think my dad was going to let him leave the house with me.  :rofl:

Your daughter is beautiful.  
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Re: Kill me
« Reply #13 on: October 24, 2012, 04:30:03 PM »
Quote from: Celtic Rose on October 24, 2012, 04:25:45 PM
My Jr. Prom date  didn't think my dad was going to let him leave the house with me.  :rofl:

Your daughter is beautiful.  


Thanks.   :-*

She is a helluva good kid. Honors student on top of it all.
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"Practice random violence and senseless acts of brutality"

If you want a gender neutral bathroom, go pee in the forest.

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Re: Kill me
« Reply #14 on: October 24, 2012, 07:39:41 PM »
Stock up on the ammo
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Re: Kill me
« Reply #15 on: October 24, 2012, 07:57:09 PM »
Very pretty!
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Re: Kill me
« Reply #16 on: October 24, 2012, 09:04:53 PM »
She's beautiful and looks so happy!  Good job.

Single mom of three daughters.  I used to hand out one of those "date my daughter" applications.  Then I'd tell them, "I'm only half kidding, but I get to decide which half."

Then, all the area dad's told me how to greet the young guys the way they did.  Sit at the table, hat low, sharpening our castration knives.  We also use them to cut hay strings, but so what.  Every kid knew we used them for both.  After a few strokes on the stone, put the knife on the table and spin it nonchalantly.  Never look up, but ask questions.  About trucks, family, school, sports, hunting, their livestock, anything.

That's been a few years and we're all friends now and have good laughs about those days.  We were hard on our kids.
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Re: Kill me
« Reply #17 on: October 25, 2012, 08:12:04 AM »
Quote from: longview on October 24, 2012, 09:04:53 PM
She's beautiful and looks so happy!  Good job.

Single mom of three daughters.  I used to hand out one of those "date my daughter" applications.  Then I'd tell them, "I'm only half kidding, but I get to decide which half."

Then, all the area dad's told me how to greet the young guys the way they did.  Sit at the table, hat low, sharpening our castration knives.  We also use them to cut hay strings, but so what.  Every kid knew we used them for both.  After a few strokes on the stone, put the knife on the table and spin it nonchalantly.  Never look up, but ask questions.  About trucks, family, school, sports, hunting, their livestock, anything.

That's been a few years and we're all friends now and have good laughs about those days.  We were hard on our kids.

And they survived and are doing well.

It's a rotten damned shame that it's no longer acceptable to allow a kid to have challenges and have him work through his own issues without parents fawning over him or throwing money at the problem.
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Re: Kill me
« Reply #18 on: November 02, 2012, 09:47:16 AM »






I had forgotten about this pic.
They grow up so fast.

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"Practice random violence and senseless acts of brutality"

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Re: Kill me
« Reply #19 on: November 02, 2012, 04:33:19 PM »
She reminds me of a little Shirley Temple.
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