Bubba and Cletus are out hunting one fine evening when a big snake rears out of the bushes and bites him on the "todger".
Cletus, being the smart type, gets on his cell and rings 911.
The 911 operator tells him , "look, you're gonna have to suck the poison out or your buddy's gonna die"
Cletus returns to Where Bubba is, and Bubba asks "What did they say, What can you do"
Cletus looks him square and says "you're gonna die"