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Offline Chris_

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Re: Deadly Oz snake bites tourist's todger
« Reply #25 on: May 29, 2008, 08:41:29 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on May 29, 2008, 08:16:19 PM
What?  What's up with the Aussies and the roadside dumps?  :p
dupe, not dump.
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Re: Deadly Oz snake bites tourist's todger
« Reply #26 on: May 29, 2008, 08:50:53 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on May 29, 2008, 08:41:29 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on May 29, 2008, 08:16:19 PM
What?  What's up with the Aussies and the roadside dumps?  :p
dupe, not dump.


Ah... I thought I had heard this story somewhere before. Either that or daredevils are tempting fate.

I do like the word todger.  :evillaugh:  I may have to incorporate that into my vocab.
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Re: Deadly Oz snake bites tourist's todger
« Reply #27 on: May 29, 2008, 08:53:34 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on May 29, 2008, 08:50:53 PM
Quote from: lug-nut on May 29, 2008, 08:41:29 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on May 29, 2008, 08:16:19 PM
What?  What's up with the Aussies and the roadside dumps?  :p
dupe, not dump.


Ah... I thought I had heard this story somewhere before. Either that or daredevils are tempting fate.

I do like the word todger.  :evillaugh:  I may have to incorporate that into my vocab.
You know bijou wouldn't miss a story like this.   :-)
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Re: Man bitten on the penis by deadly snake
« Reply #28 on: May 30, 2008, 05:48:13 AM »
Bubba and Cletus are out hunting one fine evening when a big snake rears out of the bushes and bites him on the "todger".

Cletus, being the smart type, gets on his cell and rings 911.

The 911 operator tells him , "look, you're gonna have to suck the poison out or your buddy's gonna die"

Cletus returns to Where Bubba is, and Bubba asks "What did they say, What can you do"

Cletus looks him square and says "you're gonna die"
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Re: Deadly Oz snake bites tourist's todger
« Reply #29 on: May 30, 2008, 06:33:20 AM »
Quote from: lug-nut on May 29, 2008, 08:53:34 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on May 29, 2008, 08:50:53 PM
Quote from: lug-nut on May 29, 2008, 08:41:29 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on May 29, 2008, 08:16:19 PM
What?  What's up with the Aussies and the roadside dumps?  :p
dupe, not dump.


Ah... I thought I had heard this story somewhere before. Either that or daredevils are tempting fate.

I do like the word todger.  :evillaugh:  I may have to incorporate that into my vocab.
You know bijou wouldn't miss a story like this.   :-)

She must be on the "Terrible-Things-That-Happens-To-Todgers" ping list.  :lmao:
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Re: Man bitten on the penis by deadly snake
« Reply #30 on: May 30, 2008, 06:37:42 AM »
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Re: Man bitten on the penis by deadly snake
« Reply #31 on: May 30, 2008, 06:38:39 AM »
Quote from: jtyangel on May 30, 2008, 06:37:42 AM
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In much the same way as the snake and the penis.  :-)
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Re: Man bitten on the penis by deadly snake
« Reply #32 on: May 30, 2008, 06:39:57 AM »
I do not have a penis, but even I winced when it was merged.... :lmao:

Oh, damn, Bijou beat me to the punch!
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Re: Man bitten on the penis by deadly snake
« Reply #33 on: May 30, 2008, 06:45:06 AM »
Quote from: bijou on May 30, 2008, 06:38:39 AM
Quote from: jtyangel on May 30, 2008, 06:37:42 AM
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In much the same way as the snake and the penis.  :-)

Chuckleheads :hammer: :-)
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