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Offline bijou

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Man bitten on the penis by deadly snake
« on: May 29, 2008, 08:15:04 AM »


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A tourist in Australia suffered greatly for going to the toilet at the roadside, when an extremely venomous snake bit him on the penis while he was attending to his business.

The man was caught short on the road in Queensland, resulting in him having to answer the call of nature close to Laura (that's a town in the northern tip of Queensland, not a woman).

But as he was crouching down beside the road, a brown snake – the venom of which is deadly – spotted an opportunity, slid between the man's legs and bit him on the penis.

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Re: Man bitten on the penis by deadly snake
« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2008, 08:17:07 AM »

life imitates punchline.

insert puns here.

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Re: Man bitten on the penis by deadly snake
« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2008, 08:23:59 AM »
Brown snake vs. trouser snake....shit was bound to happen.
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Re: Man bitten on the penis by deadly snake
« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2008, 08:41:33 AM »
Quote from: Wretched Excess on May 29, 2008, 08:17:07 AM

life imitates punchline.

insert puns here.


Fangs for that, you could at least have tried to make a pun.  :(
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Re: Man bitten on the penis by deadly snake
« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2008, 08:45:55 AM »
Quote from: bijou on May 29, 2008, 08:41:33 AM
Quote from: Wretched Excess on May 29, 2008, 08:17:07 AM

life imitates punchline.

insert puns here.


Fangs for that, you could at least have tried to make a pun.  :(

I honestly thought this thread would be on it's 5th page by now. :-)

I guess most guys had the same initial reaction I did;  wincing, getting a bad case of the *shudders*, and clicking the back
button really, really quickly.

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Re: Man bitten on the penis by deadly snake
« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2008, 08:46:35 AM »
This sounds like a cock & (bull)shit story.
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Re: Man bitten on the penis by deadly snake
« Reply #6 on: May 29, 2008, 09:28:52 AM »
All I want to know is......did it swell up real big?
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Re: Man bitten on the penis by deadly snake
« Reply #7 on: May 29, 2008, 09:31:42 AM »
Awww. Come ON PEOPLE! It's taking this long to wonder if he asked anyone to suck out the poison?  :hammer:
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Re: Man bitten on the penis by deadly snake
« Reply #8 on: May 29, 2008, 09:32:43 AM »
Quote from: Randy on May 29, 2008, 08:46:35 AM
This sounds like a cock & (bull)shit story.

Did you read the other articles about the drunk getting his penis bitten by a small dog while urinating thru a fence or the other guy's penis being hit by lightning while riding his motorcycle? The picture of the snake is a boa rather than a brown snake which is non venomous. All of these incidents sound like a pile of horse manure.  

This author is a real dickhead. :loser: :mental:
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Re: Man bitten on the penis by deadly snake
« Reply #9 on: May 29, 2008, 09:33:30 AM »
Quote from: Splashdown on May 29, 2008, 09:31:42 AM
Awww. Come ON PEOPLE! It's taking this long to wonder if he asked anyone to suck out the poison?  :hammer:

that was the punchline I was thinking of;  "Brother, you are gonna DIE".   :rotf:
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Re: Man bitten on the penis by deadly snake
« Reply #10 on: May 29, 2008, 09:35:29 AM »
If he survives, he's going to pee like a lawn sprinkler!    :o
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Re: Man bitten on the penis by deadly snake
« Reply #11 on: May 29, 2008, 10:05:52 AM »
The last paragraph is the winner:
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The spokesman added that the man was 'a bit shocked and embarrassed' by the incident, and that he was 'lucky' to have escaped so lightly. Luck being a relative concept, obviously.
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Re: Man bitten on the penis by deadly snake
« Reply #12 on: May 29, 2008, 11:47:55 AM »
Quote from: bijou on May 29, 2008, 08:15:04 AM


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A tourist in Australia suffered greatly for going to the toilet at the roadside, when an extremely venomous snake bit him on the penis while he was attending to his business.

The man was caught short on the road in Queensland, resulting in him having to answer the call of nature close to Laura (that's a town in the northern tip of Queensland, not a woman).

But as he was crouching down beside the road, a brown snake – the venom of which is deadly – spotted an opportunity, slid between the man's legs and bit him on the penis.

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You're a real whiz with these threads, aint'cha?   :-)
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Re: Man bitten on the penis by deadly snake
« Reply #13 on: May 29, 2008, 11:49:51 AM »
Chuck Norris woulda used the snake to wipe his ass.
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Re: Man bitten on the penis by deadly snake
« Reply #14 on: May 29, 2008, 11:57:35 AM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on May 29, 2008, 11:49:51 AM
Chuck Norris woulda used the snake to wipe his ass.
dammit, now I need a new keyboard
*wipes off monitor*
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Re: Man bitten on the penis by deadly snake
« Reply #15 on: May 29, 2008, 12:02:10 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on May 29, 2008, 11:49:51 AM
Chuck Norris woulda used the snake to wipe his ass.

I'M with Lug, I got tears in my eyes.  :lmao:
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Re: Man bitten on the penis by deadly snake
« Reply #16 on: May 29, 2008, 01:51:01 PM »
Chuck Norris's penis would have wrestled the snake to the ground and killed it.
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Re: Man bitten on the penis by deadly snake
« Reply #17 on: May 29, 2008, 02:45:41 PM »
Damn I needed the laugh! 
Good God y'all are a crazy bunch! 

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Deadly Oz snake bites tourist's todger
« Reply #18 on: May 29, 2008, 07:04:41 PM »
Deadly Oz snake bites tourist's todger

Roadside toilet stop ends in embarrassment and hospital
By Lester Haines → More by this author
Published Thursday 29th May 2008 11:55 GMT

A tourist enjoying Australia's Queensland had a close brush with death when a deadly brown snake attacked his todger as he took a roadside toilet break, the The <a href="http://www.cairns.com.au/article/2008/05/29/4198_local-news.html>Cairns Post[/url] reports.

The unnamed victim was last month around 300km northwest of Cairns when he crouched down to relieve himself, at which point the venomous reptile "slithered between his legs and lunged at his manhood".

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/05/29/brown_snake_attack/
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Re: Man bitten on the penis by deadly snake
« Reply #19 on: May 29, 2008, 08:08:01 PM »
Next on OW! MY BALLS!
Hormel gets bitten by snakes!
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Re: Man bitten on the penis by deadly snake
« Reply #20 on: May 29, 2008, 08:13:57 PM »
Oh ptarmy that was just... weird.  :rotf:

All the rest of you...  :lmao:
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Re: Man bitten on the penis by deadly snake
« Reply #21 on: May 29, 2008, 08:16:14 PM »
Is that a snake in your trousers or do you li...nope. It's a snake.
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Re: Deadly Oz snake bites tourist's todger
« Reply #22 on: May 29, 2008, 08:16:19 PM »
What?  What's up with the Aussies and the roadside dumps?  :p
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Re: Man bitten on the penis by deadly snake
« Reply #23 on: May 29, 2008, 08:33:02 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on May 29, 2008, 08:16:14 PM
Is that a snake in your trousers or do you li...nope. It's a snake.

or do you ... what?  :lmao:
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Re: Man bitten on the penis by deadly snake
« Reply #24 on: May 29, 2008, 08:40:46 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on May 29, 2008, 08:33:02 PM
Quote from: dutch508 on May 29, 2008, 08:16:14 PM
Is that a snake in your trousers or do you li...nope. It's a snake.

or do you ... what?  :lmao:
shrank away, did he?

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