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Offline franksolich

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primitives discuss Chanterelles
« on: October 19, 2012, 09:10:00 PM »
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Oh my.

You know, I have no idea what "Chanterelles" are.

I suppose the answer's at this campfire somewhere.

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The empressof all (27,525 posts)    Fri Oct 19, 2012, 04:47 PM

I got Chanterelles!

SO is bringing them home from our connection. Too bad I'm allergic because they use to be near the top of my list of favorite foods..... Tonight he's having risotto and tomorrow Chicken with Chanterelle and Champagne. It's so not fair...but there's no reason for us both to suffer..... I'll sniff longingly, and remember....and come up with that list of how he's gonna make this up to me....  

^^^in case one doesn't know, the imperious primitive is significantly overweight, lives on the west coast (Washington, I think), and has a gay son who's been "married," I dunno, six or half a dozen times.

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yellerpup (9,972 posts)    Fri Oct 19, 2012, 05:15 PM

1. I bow down at the fabulousness of....

Chanterelle! Sorry you can't have any, though. Terribly unfair!

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blaze (2,309 posts)    Fri Oct 19, 2012, 08:55 PM

2. Oh dear!!

I am a bit mushroom ignorant... but are they good for a cream of mushroom soup? Or is that a waste of a good Chanterelle?

I am in pursuit of the best cream of mushroom soup, so your thread caught my attention.

^^^oh, so they're mushrooms; thank you.

<<avoids mushrooms like the Plague.

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The empressof all (27,525 posts)    Fri Oct 19, 2012, 09:55 PM

5. They would make a very elegant soup

I would adds drop of sherry to it. Y*m

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Stinky The Clown (47,698 posts)    Fri Oct 19, 2012, 09:06 PM

3. STOP!!!!

Put them all in a box. Tape it shut.

Call Fedex to pick it up.

Address them to

Stinky and Sparkly
Stinky and Sparkly House
USA.

I'll give you my shipper's number to use.

No need to thank me. I am happy to help you be rid of them.

^^^one wonders what the sparkling old dude ships via Federal Express.

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The empressof all (27,525 posts)    Fri Oct 19, 2012, 09:54 PM

4. Do you think i got a good price?

$7.99 A POUND. I love my mushroom lady
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Re: primitives discuss Chanterelles
« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2012, 09:14:27 PM »
I think they're mushrooms.

It's the kind of thing 1-percenters like Mitt Romney would enjoy.  You'd think the DUmmies would be aghast at one of their own being able to afford them.
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Re: primitives discuss Chanterelles
« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2012, 07:52:08 AM »
Yeah, they're mushrooms.  Never tried chanterelles myself; I like mushrooms to a degree, and will go out looking for morels in the Spring, but I've never had any that I thought justified all the mystique these prminitives imbue to a mere fungus.
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Re: primitives discuss Chanterelles
« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2012, 08:09:44 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on October 20, 2012, 07:52:08 AM
Yeah, they're mushrooms.  Never tried chanterelles myself; I like mushrooms to a degree, and will go out looking for morels in the Spring, but I've never had any that I thought justified all the mystique these prminitives imbue to a mere fungus.

Ya gotta remember, DAT, that they grow a lot of fungi, both on their bodies and ones that they eat to escape reality.  So, they can justify it.
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Re: primitives discuss Chanterelles
« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2012, 08:18:43 AM »
Mushrooms are one of my favorite foods.  I remember having to convince my girlfriend (now my wife) that mushrooms were indeed edible.   :lmao:
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